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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
$ \/ D9 E5 k0 h5 L  c9 Qshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called- {3 N. y( L% l
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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$ F1 d( h/ k' B: f, _4 O/ AHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
7 E, {6 A# V) A) v; g. }) uand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
! G3 V# a# S. rgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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. E$ w' E( K' l. i+ T  JThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
& p" e/ M% y' S9 L3 C2 V$ b) hden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
+ G4 h1 g3 E' A5 O' XThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"8 @! p6 F) C$ X# o9 k2 x

6 v3 h# ~1 t5 y# A- p0 r, cNo response.
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  k. h- P. M$ B0 i$ M! K# \So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
* k- e- L$ M1 H" w" zrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"7 j- j: p, G5 g% A/ u0 z1 m

5 f$ I& z' T2 o9 @% }Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.9 L' M( H. L% E( L, a

9 l4 \, }! v& p/ m4 J9 JSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's , ?( W# E( ~& u- w7 H
for dinner?" Again there is no response.4 e/ H; Q3 y3 @- J+ D! c" h0 |
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"- {7 {" m- E& c( |
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(I just love this)
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- B0 u/ E$ [. J' U3 C& \; n8 L"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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