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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
5 \8 {% T0 h7 _) dshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called3 T* j( U W. O2 S
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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- \$ Y( a7 d3 \3 Q9 p+ ]0 K a' K( y0 ^The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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W+ S% G8 }! u8 h! {5 }1 eHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,; q5 l0 z8 [3 D7 ]9 d' X
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,; L0 u! F% B' U) F2 s! Z
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."/ D5 G2 K6 I6 {# d
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the7 k5 R5 d3 M/ r3 P2 M/ G1 [
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
* I, y4 T, W/ Y3 nThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"/ U* R' w u7 z- g% [2 k
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No response.
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" U4 g3 \6 e/ X! M8 i: MSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and! r) v1 r) n: i1 ~# ?' L$ k
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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t3 K3 |' [1 d# j) x- h4 fStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife/ S7 z1 h0 o8 E7 i9 @4 T
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.0 _$ `; n6 U% c: {$ Q( u/ y
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
0 T1 k5 V* O/ U: T' q. ufor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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b4 [9 E Y& \+ @, w(I just love this)' K" ?1 }0 C% M' O0 y7 C- K! Q
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0 z" U% n# N6 y7 @# x! T"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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