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* r" q4 y. R- U$ oA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. ! D e) N( _6 }5 i) e8 ]( [
9 h& P8 l1 f9 \- q3 x3 k. t. iThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 9 k1 w/ r. R' K; \- D) b3 f
% W* {1 @; ?7 s; dThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 4 V+ x3 q& K$ ~
& w3 R M* a m8 X+ k* aThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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7 P5 d+ L/ S" |9 _6 VSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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; O. x3 C! i8 d0 Y9 F, nAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ( w: l! T! V, k7 F" O) K
, H6 R6 Q" P' k2 U Q( m. RThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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