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0 M( E9 a8 o& [) F- {1 d: OA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 4 D) }7 j: R5 n# u
9 V+ j8 N% p% m2 l7 }" `The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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1 m) e) s, z' S& @( f7 \The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ( g; e4 W6 b$ p& e
l% H3 {/ s& U4 cSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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