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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. ) {) J1 m5 Z0 A$ j6 \4 C
# J8 Y+ G( y' E k! ~, P9 ^* a. TThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." $ F1 r3 B7 U# j( k
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 9 f$ T5 m$ i0 N, @; y4 E# Z1 d1 G
* L( {8 B* [% ?( E: nThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 9 @6 V. V1 @: H" E$ U2 m% b
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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