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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. : j+ Q1 }" U0 r* Q- A# P
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." / Z2 l" \- u3 N0 w
- \* n/ ]% U9 {% J1 YThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. & X7 Q& s9 t3 f: W
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 9 u, H/ H) ?5 N- X5 Y: m$ z
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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% f6 ?; L+ D/ ?. i( u8 _After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 4 _$ u9 f( ?& s. |4 W8 q# b
! W7 M$ |$ E4 rThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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