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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- , A1 a6 w$ m2 v) g" u
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ACURA: 0 w* p5 V- ^3 l' y
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile : B; K1 ]+ R( m1 E* ?; p0 s- t( Y1 ?
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined
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* g& M3 K+ m8 l/ RA Mutated Car / F! k( o: ^& T4 U' c
A Morons Car
& \; Q3 E* _+ N- y9 }Another Major Catastrophe 3 Q) X" g9 s/ H1 _
A Man's Car
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All Muscle Car
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Annoying Mechanics Constantly 0 v2 E3 {9 I( \* k8 I1 ?: Q
Automotive Mental Cruelty " H+ a& n. q. b3 E$ f; A
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AUDI:
4 a) o- o( [; dAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented ) H# w& h& z6 L5 F7 ^. X% O1 ^" u$ H% K
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence ' n$ I+ G! s/ k: W- D% i* h+ S
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 8 H9 |; H+ ~7 E( x" {. w# Q
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
* K- c2 ~' a- m# W* s9 @! b9 W' VAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
: i0 w3 s) @4 a7 C6 W: Y. L+ tAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
$ M, c7 ?" e+ D) _0 k! kAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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Big Money Works
0 Q# X5 q2 G; S* c8 ~Bought My Wife
( H; m5 W) Y2 T/ E& a+ BBrutal Money Waster
( G* `: @' F4 [& jBreak My Window 8 `; m2 _5 S# H8 Y, t
Break My Windshield . u0 {; Q: Q. S0 U% P
Babbling Mechanical Wench
* b' X5 u' X; eBeastly Monstrous Wonder $ z; e; x1 s! y1 k. K, a1 k+ \
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels % u/ M0 h; x1 t1 Q8 r) f: A7 B
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder : E3 W8 z4 i9 ~ I/ Q+ `, b: Y6 b/ j
Barely Moving Wreck H0 J3 u+ F* a; a" j2 }
Big Money Waste 3 g- C- _% v& B6 ?3 U* _
Big Money. Why? ) H7 J8 d0 [4 w l
Big Money Works
0 A `6 [1 P( J7 {( [) X1 |0 dBorn Moderately Wealthy 2 G- X, M: Q3 P' g! Q
Breaks Most Wrenches
1 W4 L5 w3 w/ f( f+ p4 EBring Many Wrenches 4 k0 y9 N# Z# U3 q* p
Brings Me Women
" t! o( O7 P* x8 I! ?2 ^Brings More Women
6 ]* g3 b0 H) K! hBroken Money Waster
4 E& x- g. j" c0 i/ {: S/ EBroke My Wallet
! M0 C1 H) Y& Y" @- r4 Z2 i: [Broken Monstrous Wonder
2 i Z% d1 _( i5 M* ], B' a# vBumbling Mechanical Wretch & L2 q y0 x: e9 S5 L! M, _) G: {0 O
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ! D; _& l+ l5 P! e5 r+ N
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
) P7 h( j& I5 L8 o; xBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
1 v; Z& y$ }/ T- m6 s9 \0 RBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 7 V6 h/ n2 t1 s. R1 x- P: K+ f
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7 p9 U6 {2 l% ACamaro: 9 I, m* Y% H. ~6 r4 L5 H
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? L1 }( S( \# v4 Y3 M" j/ C% N2 G
Can't America Make A Real One? # ~( f9 X6 L: Z! @
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
9 D; s( ^, Q* ^- r! Q4 h3 k5 iCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often 7 z2 _. x5 o2 D, `) f: O- k# K3 \
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CHEVROLET:
! ?6 y4 z. O1 M3 z- jCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips $ A! q: k! t/ J ~ d
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time " G$ ~9 f0 z5 T, N) p
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time + M1 B' ^: o& r
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
9 V: E! t G3 E6 o6 H( B zCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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9 A$ }+ f, k2 ^+ @7 ^DODGE: / x C, H7 V1 y7 }) y p+ R
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 9 D. b Y( c9 M. w J% F
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater " {- H9 J) W+ `: T# I
Dead Old Dog Going East
( q! q3 E! w% {% Y% oDead On Day Guarantee Expires ) x3 S3 y3 T3 J; r& v
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
\8 [' [% K/ c. t6 TDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
* N- G- p4 \5 u+ ADead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
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Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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4 H# L! R) H1 F$ S# \/ w/ CEDSEL:
) q$ Y h8 c8 BEvery Day Something Else Leaks
! G# ~ Y) }4 AEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs $ ^) z, [3 w" t8 Z( V8 q
2 X4 C0 a1 b8 O( b, ^! {FIAT: * A1 h9 I! z* n8 m* J( Z; B
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
g3 V( ~2 K$ G% Q( ]! h2 P8 aFix It Again, Tony
8 t+ q& V) P+ p8 b* QFix It All the Time t" l x2 y& B9 G1 z
Found In A Toilet l. q: u8 x; h2 ?
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 4 K0 q2 p: |7 i
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$ o3 w8 e/ |# u; W+ r7 I* E' qFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge $ R. u2 t, v" N" V: d* U! }" `$ M
Fix Or Repair Daily . i" \' H$ x* F5 W' i1 F
Found On Road Dead 8 H& ~6 |2 r1 X
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
; p" i" q/ }9 M' vFirst On Race Day 8 _8 b5 v9 A: A" j
First On Recall Day
3 g7 B) B8 M* R- fFabricated Of Refried Dung 8 L7 {! U+ e |: E0 T: ?
Fails On Rainy Days $ N' e" ? F( q9 x) y- Y; m+ r
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 4 j% ]% J# r* F7 x7 W
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
# z/ t$ X' T! wFault Of R&D , G3 |/ n# D, L
Finally Obsolete Racing Device ( g/ S" ^5 ]# B
Fireball On Rear Denting 8 x+ r5 P3 R: U1 A" q8 P; f
First On Road to Dump ' g8 L! J" S! P
First On Rust and Deterioration - p4 z1 j1 c' p. w
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 2 J$ c- ?* j+ H) y8 a$ a
Flipping Over Results in Death
$ t9 ^! _0 w* q' _Flipped Over Roadside Disaster + ]3 {% \9 _8 j
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
, |0 v4 `% q9 [Foot On Road Decelerates
" O, F2 n0 D, A7 `3 KForced On Reluctant Drivers
: O7 q, D0 F& |& CFormed Of Rejected DNA + ~/ X. t: w6 B
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 4 p& L+ a$ z# p6 u, {
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
* x: [( R" \( V- V. ?6 XForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin & l5 [+ F6 e) j. [# I
Fork Over Repair Dough 3 z" l! z( u0 b4 u) r, Q2 [, Y, K
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
. N7 b% f/ H# @7 EFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
9 u' i% H4 A7 b4 e$ }Free Or Reduced Drastically
8 a }% U+ Q) c/ j' r" kFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
u9 v3 b3 |* ^Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
- a% B7 O4 v I1 Y' X5 F( b( U$ ZFunny Old Rattling Dump
) J; h) g- m- R& A( F( u7 ?: S. jForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) / j s+ P: Z) J
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 5 [3 ?' m' L- i# Q2 y( w
Found Out-Right Dangerous
# R' V- M" j8 {- l3 Z$ VFuture Of Racings Delight
# p1 a. e' Z. w) m$ o/ e(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
1 |' R; D* Y8 f; U, a8 z. O(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords * O% c3 E% `2 S6 Y+ P
LTD: ) J( e1 U% q; o2 l3 P2 z" k) f
Lacks Total Dependability
I: ?6 ~, y; A% p X+ }) sLots To Do " I* ]8 |: S; J( s! {! U
Looses Transmissions Daily
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z2 l7 H; w" L. b6 P; ^GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked * S3 U$ c7 s( D
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+ f- O, a- [) E$ s$ Q, gGeneral Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
3 c; k; N1 r8 V4 vGenerally Miserable
( ^ D6 y |! a2 Q E1 a" GGrossly Misconceived
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Good Money
) d3 C: b3 a! k; F% E8 J- q1 l; NGoofy's Manufacturing 8 t1 h, Y5 Q6 \* Y* e5 R, \" n$ a
Gone Mental ! M- O9 R, F# j: m2 K
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Grief & Misery Combined
# ?+ p- V4 n8 r5 h( N1 ]Garage Man's Companion - S7 J0 G! ?* a% ~
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 2 ^5 T6 {7 l3 U" d; Y/ ~
Generally Mediocre Cars + Q3 ]& ~6 ?) o
Get More Chicks 8 X4 K$ `5 k' I
Gets Mechanics Crazy k: _/ ]2 c# M7 H5 U% l% p9 |1 B
Gods Mechanical Curse 5 h# F6 \& W* O2 W
Got More Crap
1 [$ O6 C, G0 R4 gGreat Mountain Climber ' p ^. _6 T' k* V! G3 a
Great Motor Car
4 U4 S2 @5 k2 u$ ^God Made Chevy & ` }4 V9 b6 s+ o: H: f
Good Moron Car & |$ E0 [+ M( r3 V. s! h# u. p
Got Mine Cheap 5 i8 e9 o+ ^; b( z; X
Get My Checkbook
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GTO:
6 y+ j* {" |4 w9 WGas, Tires, Oil
/ ~" S5 o/ h7 p; EGet Tools Out
! b$ y/ V' U( I `Get To Onramp
* t! Y2 `7 T9 k9 m" I Y' JGood To Own . p" Y! J9 F7 N2 k4 \1 E9 ^+ y+ z7 N
Get The Others ! q# _2 C: p" K+ w+ q
Generally Trashed Out
8 c' q& G4 y9 g; ]$ D# l+ X4 KGood Time Out
0 }" i9 ]; F9 h, o0 B+ E8 ~Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
* c0 g. J2 V' Y5 t/ IHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
* A; P+ O' s0 U \$ ~/ o: b6 uHad One Never Did Again " k7 b1 m0 x0 y$ ?# ?
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
5 y2 n) X3 @9 |/ `Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
+ @( F( O2 \0 v- q- MHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
; P) u& {0 |- G* }History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
4 C- k- t7 R# a: W0 [0 QHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 0 d8 E/ B* S, z, a% ?; S7 X
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 6 S* a8 o" T% x" N- S
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 1 J' B, g' O+ p
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JEEP: 2 ]6 V% q6 _* ^3 }2 E2 K3 \6 |
Just Eats Every Part 0 I- S, C4 M0 g5 W- S
Just Empty Every Pocket
7 f9 ~0 g) G; x7 y( Q7 IJunk Engineering Executed Poorly / D" m4 F5 g* a; N
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
+ B$ j- Z+ U3 r) aJinxed Engine has Extra Parts & M5 V2 n6 [7 u V
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# z% h6 m# R" D1 _% B: RKick It Around + g% ?* M& S+ T" {5 _2 @
Kick It Again
/ Z1 V% S9 }$ EKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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0 }8 `; i/ t: }% ]MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along - w& V N: ~0 d! A+ p
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( s' i8 Z( k5 h2 zMoney Guzzler / `& n+ w5 V$ x4 o
Mostly Garaged
$ C) m# d) E, z2 { g6 U, d3 y9 SMajor Goof $ |2 [3 u) W0 K* _9 s
MGB: Might Go Backwards 8 o" z1 p& p/ N& q( P7 Q
MGB: Might Go, But . . . , d' J. g5 A1 B
MGB: Motor Going Bad
& y7 Z6 a4 g' W9 s |3 I1 z0 OMGF: Might Go Forward
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9 G1 ?( V Z& Q- g- m# kMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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5 y# U1 v. A& `MOPAR ; e2 \) X3 M$ Y3 m9 f! w9 G' m
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly $ i# W1 i* G# _
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
9 N' a9 S' U1 f/ A# ~6 k% IMost Often Passed At Races
: s5 P& C+ }5 h# z CMostly Old Parts And Rust
) w4 j* H: g' o& Y3 t- gMove Over People Are Racing
# E7 e! F! f3 r8 [. c; sMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 2 R2 i7 s) A7 l
My Old Pig Ain't Running + T. p0 F0 J/ c6 ]( P, O5 z
My Only Problems Are Repairs % @. @+ d% j0 W4 i
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
% X! j% M/ O& }9 X# U' MMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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# o/ I0 h1 x' E2 j; nMUSTANG:
8 c, B, c. ^: N7 r$ G& c, N7 M! bMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
e0 y! I! r1 y/ |8 cMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
" m1 `, N% N, m1 t) R0 |Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ) K: h, \8 W+ a7 I. d7 f
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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4 x' N2 }6 H+ K$ TOLDSMOBILE:
) _; [- \5 `7 [Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 1 r0 H7 B( K. d, g2 C
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: ; B0 {3 r* }+ O7 b; z1 k6 e
Put In Nickel To Operate
3 N: K* ~7 _; Y. RPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
! S5 d2 A b. _' yPut In New Transmission Often # Y1 R; L& ?1 K
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 0 b# G# h3 K: b% K( D9 `" ]+ o* r
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac : j' j5 L3 \6 ^1 d5 w
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PORSCHE: 0 Z% G5 q$ B6 Y& l# v8 T4 t
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ! g: r$ q# W/ g1 E: R2 Y/ t* `/ c" Q
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
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Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ) E/ u" X% [0 E/ E
Sad Attempt At Beauty 2 G: j& K- o- c" t# q
Sorry Auto, Always Broken ! f0 I0 D8 f- W8 Z1 t- K$ ^
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 2 {9 N- J. z0 o, S
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' w" i9 U" x; C5 WSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 6 _: }2 l& l5 _( {
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TOYOTA: : p& R4 z3 w2 m, ~8 S9 {
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 3 |3 A% F2 f0 D9 n1 L( c: m7 A& t8 O
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass & _/ @; ^. S7 l3 w
The One You Ought To Avoid . G( [2 i# D$ u$ C1 V( d! _4 {5 X
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TRIUMPH:
# l) L( J0 ^# n7 s5 L5 A" mThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! + { n9 ?# I+ N" P6 U( B% ^, @% \
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! Z, A+ z- d1 k+ w4 ?, \7 g
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+ _; h$ T" y. \& Q2 F" p: E4 i9 ~TR: Tools Required 6 c; _2 w# D: U$ ^2 T, U; _
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
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