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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 7 X3 N2 U0 x5 s! a) X
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& E- Q9 E5 D% V7 ?Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ! w4 k% [% o8 J2 n: ~2 B+ u
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 3 [- U; i' a) Z9 z2 g. Q l
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AMC: 7 ?8 R3 I. u1 F' K4 R, d
All Makes Combined 0 A# N& Q6 ? V/ S/ O
A Major Cost 2 p }9 U+ f4 |7 K: r8 Z4 r
A Mutated Car `$ ~) A2 _4 V3 g$ A; K: L
A Morons Car
8 [3 k) _# u. V0 o6 ^- p; M0 n! OAnother Major Catastrophe ! f( D) j( R2 q4 L) U8 h
A Man's Car
3 t7 D0 O4 W7 b8 d5 C8 bA Miss Conception + g$ Y7 {2 A( U+ \; Y# n$ a1 ]; N
All Muscle Car $ z. I3 ~: g4 C6 C" d
All Most Car
9 ?, Y0 y Q$ y' WAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
/ w8 Q- }) ^7 k" G% m& TAutomotive Mental Cruelty ' }1 _ o$ @, L( E( n1 F
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AUDI:
* y* k4 W& P9 n5 u* k6 ZAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
6 M9 A8 J8 j. K$ G( ~- C- U2 sAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
: }1 w/ m- H' L0 D7 b* C% b+ t/ PAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
9 I# w. h; U0 NAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 6 b5 d. r9 a6 \2 |9 [: e: x$ P' j
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
& }: s* y* q; `0 Z% VAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 1 |9 z" I* \" u( N/ }' Q
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
8 A2 u" o h9 SBig Money Works
7 s* O/ n9 e5 i$ K* w7 }4 V1 eBought My Wife 5 e: H# a$ h0 O( U7 R! |
Brutal Money Waster
" ?1 U- T& S4 e: x8 bBreak My Window
1 }9 x0 _. G' |+ b OBreak My Windshield
) S! h) F a& t8 NBabbling Mechanical Wench
3 l, ^8 R8 b; \$ }& kBeastly Monstrous Wonder
$ U! L% S4 R5 M7 ?, G' zBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
' R, n3 @' E5 [- v1 T* K- c. F- _Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
( p! |: Y& J9 Q" K0 {Barely Moving Wreck
5 e$ U V2 G' RBig Money Waste * F" ]+ K4 a2 Z3 N& {
Big Money. Why?
+ g! z- {/ ^- X3 s( l/ ?Big Money Works 8 k6 v# r- G9 z: }% \
Born Moderately Wealthy
! `# q7 {0 r0 @; VBreaks Most Wrenches
8 M4 i# s. W# @0 N( PBring Many Wrenches 7 d7 U5 o# s2 i) l
Brings Me Women " o/ J3 p! f( \8 y1 Y3 O2 @
Brings More Women 9 P# e8 ?0 ^ ^
Broken Money Waster & \1 O( J4 r$ J" J5 v1 |* H
Broke My Wallet
- |% ^' Q9 h0 w5 R) RBroken Monstrous Wonder
0 Z3 h* w$ l( P: p8 l5 g" kBumbling Mechanical Wretch 2 X9 x- u( ^* N* R) D
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 1 G8 i3 h/ `9 ]! J
Bavarian Manure Wagon . T W1 W4 U) G5 L: X; V' f
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BUICK:
: I; |- U' e- }, E% F* dBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ' E% _. W: h" ?2 T- c
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King # z7 Z# m8 @8 i2 a& Q0 {
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' y8 e3 i/ s, C+ N, L' xCamaro: ! O, u' }# M3 L& Y, l: |
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? / f% T: v0 _) i. G U+ a& z8 O; ^
Can't America Make A Real One? 2 X9 m3 g$ `8 ^3 n
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often , g6 n1 b1 c* Z2 Z) W' C4 ?/ s
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 0 |" t2 c0 A! x$ a+ J
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CHEVROLET: 3 T+ P4 a: J0 L* Z4 _% _. W
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
! w; m6 E A \Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time / F- [: C: k* `. f% f0 d
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 6 P+ S6 {$ w7 S2 |/ X: g
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
) h( j9 v2 b0 x: ]5 b# p' W) QCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 4 k' ?% m2 y7 y$ I/ a! W0 B' p
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2 ^* q9 C# M; g0 w" SDODGE: $ ]* y3 O0 l% s, y7 k' [
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 7 p8 \3 v3 D% `( ~
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
& l0 K, V$ ? Z" Z# IDead Old Dog Going East
* U, o8 I/ n; K% h j9 [Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
' s7 O4 s. N' N" `+ hDead On Delivery, Go Easy % v, w. T# {7 _! J9 Y6 u' {
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 2 q2 u- \! {! Z$ l2 U) p9 _2 K/ d
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
, k3 Y0 c) {0 }$ u% z; r1 _Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment % Y8 |' q5 _& Q9 x
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
7 G4 _# y% { K+ {" k2 G9 k, C/ b$ LEvery Day Something Else Leaks 3 J# X% Z( ]; y* n3 S% N. q! S0 N) M
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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6 V7 ?9 G, g7 N; v4 a, k$ _% w$ WFIAT:
- F8 s2 n2 r) f9 h; u. q; M; tFailure in Italian Automotive Technology - y, a5 h. ]6 s
Fix It Again, Tony 0 J0 D7 ^: E9 Y4 u* u' ?7 j; j
Fix It All the Time ~3 M" m+ j Q$ B2 }) i- P' {
Found In A Toilet 8 D* Z! m* b J" w3 r: u9 A
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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- r: B* @" C# M/ }! aFORD: : i; H) Y5 A/ T5 `2 p: Q
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge l" Z0 K1 G% _
Fix Or Repair Daily / X$ {- |( w7 l$ q" v8 u& A
Found On Road Dead
/ Z+ |# z$ b# S+ J r0 W/ zFast Only Rolling Downhill
- C3 v4 g+ g0 u ^9 LFirst On Race Day
& l1 i/ c. W7 q4 [First On Recall Day 1 ~; B$ @7 q: Y/ ?2 c$ Y+ w0 M
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 5 M& t) v) i3 ?6 X" Q/ Z5 ?- n
Fails On Rainy Days
8 ~# Y H/ H Q6 iFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
' p( A7 c* x' A E' h( DFatally Obese Redneck Driver . k X% j! G n
Fault Of R&D y e% o7 P3 N8 j
Finally Obsolete Racing Device ( \/ I! Y- U, f$ z1 F
Fireball On Rear Denting
4 Q: p! d/ F0 i' T6 `* c3 {% W" o. U- Z4 qFirst On Road to Dump
/ p# a a8 m* M H# }% XFirst On Rust and Deterioration
7 J* l+ e% ^; uFix Or Recycle Dilemma ! Z6 i7 J: g3 F, v
Flipping Over Results in Death
4 [3 s( l' t! q" Y; ^Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 6 R+ N+ P) R" a: Z7 w3 E) A2 b
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled : N" r' P% o9 ~
Foot On Road Decelerates $ y: x8 F8 u: E3 E( O$ { D6 f
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
# ]' \1 K" H. ?* b4 }* oFormed Of Rejected DNA 7 `0 e; f5 e- n- n# J7 p6 B9 Z: o
Forwarded Once; Return Denied , f; d( Y: ?2 m/ H
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 3 l0 z1 A7 d) r
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin * t1 H: N, s( k7 I' I/ r! j+ V
Fork Over Repair Dough , l; e, W( E }- R/ Y
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 3 L' _, w1 O' i
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
8 `$ ?& F6 z4 s8 v0 L fFree Or Reduced Drastically
. X9 `7 k7 n5 w9 z! uFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed % ~, d7 P b# L t0 r
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
" v$ Q; i3 G: s* D0 R& ]7 ?Funny Old Rattling Dump 8 F# N& V; [4 c
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) $ W5 n' X9 V2 P# N H$ A8 ?: ^/ \
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 7 i& y% S: L, T, i
Found Out-Right Dangerous
3 B2 ^, f' J+ V: E& l' @) eFuture Of Racings Delight
5 {7 x1 l$ _0 p* B8 ~(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
- S- f2 K+ ]& f/ }1 j(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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3 P; Z, h$ Y* l4 r- WLacks Total Dependability ' [) F7 G$ d e5 A% F
Lots To Do
! T% T$ J' B: l. w e% \Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 6 H d) Y5 i/ i/ p( E- @
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; R7 n. `5 c0 c# y: k7 }$ aGeneral Maintenance
7 I) S" R. p* m5 h: z8 j3 d1 u$ C M7 `Great Mistake
. y' u1 G) c9 X+ Z: p7 VGarbage Motors ' e, ]* v# @: f, H
Generally Miserable * A: [' Q$ F; }* k6 K$ s1 ~, b# _
Grossly Misconceived 7 p7 N. e, ^/ y2 n7 S
Gluteus Maximus
7 ?1 s* Y; i2 r! Y! `$ XGood Money 3 J: J9 T% I6 Z" A% x5 R$ v
Goofy's Manufacturing
& n z/ h. t1 H. wGone Mental
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GMC: " O! ]( T5 U& Z; G. h4 h
Grief & Misery Combined 1 k) o. G) E: T! f" h
Garage Man's Companion : J* ?1 u, {) a: V+ L% a* k
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
$ U7 O6 l; a' u5 S3 z5 bGenerally Mediocre Cars ' W2 K" D( H4 r$ E
Get More Chicks 4 | h. x. n* e; e
Gets Mechanics Crazy 2 d4 U) t! a$ W* ~+ c ^# ]" u; T
Gods Mechanical Curse " P* x$ c0 u& F4 M/ |
Got More Crap
- [* Q$ y& K5 vGreat Mountain Climber
# q7 G. y4 Q- C+ dGreat Motor Car * X5 C6 b0 ]: N! G* J
God Made Chevy 3 Q+ R$ T* f- @* j3 |9 h" F
Good Moron Car
( W. r8 a3 h6 m3 n2 dGot Mine Cheap
( b; B) o' R% |5 Y2 j0 V* AGet My Checkbook 8 x' ?8 k3 q0 `* x
Gone Mad Corp. / m) N2 H5 ?% w9 q1 C
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GTO: $ c4 ], G) W/ B# I/ C
Gas, Tires, Oil . {- h/ c/ f# Y5 s
Get Tools Out " X* ]( P5 {/ I7 Z
Get To Onramp * c7 Y" f! E6 X* W1 ]
Good To Own 7 M f0 x6 i& f+ O. a& H
Get The Others
6 R" c2 g) K* p6 K) i5 DGenerally Trashed Out 0 Z9 t, d2 a. h
Good Time Out 3 i$ I0 U$ l/ d9 d3 c8 R8 Z
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: ! \0 O4 J, d) f( t
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 9 [/ e& m4 a4 }- |1 L9 X1 y
Had One Never Did Again
3 {$ L* L. z% j5 E3 fHang On, Not Done Accelerating " a( A0 W v Q1 e8 V+ @
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
3 \& D: e2 c2 O" G* r sHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
' O) x5 U+ {" D* r* G- Y7 UHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
6 b$ h, e( w, T2 a5 F* _How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? / }8 c8 i: L. `
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes & D# J/ e1 S3 E. C$ j2 y1 `
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 1 Q7 z9 M1 o J, x2 g4 t
6 Y8 W( A! R }7 r$ m+ JJEEP:
% b* \9 j2 W) u! m( qJust Eats Every Part $ g' v5 S. Z! g2 O4 K% m
Just Empty Every Pocket 6 x0 O j4 H: v7 }* ~: }, @
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
: V# ?% D8 `2 D- ~Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
1 R# y/ X$ j d' j+ \( L. N1 G7 nJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ! O' P. I3 ]' l7 m5 Z
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- q, m9 t; z" H8 PKick It Around 0 z# i/ p/ W3 H# N
Kick It Again 9 [0 U; M* `! e: Y
Killed In Action ; F9 y% h8 E5 `. G- j3 i
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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7 b$ E5 K0 Q- {9 _MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 0 S2 H- q/ ]4 ~/ z8 T
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* p1 U h5 Q( b; a& E( R+ sMoney Guzzler ' a& M* ?* x+ U+ b. }; X/ i$ `
Mostly Garaged % u: N7 v. x8 m. S
Major Goof
/ ~- q* X5 ^. s6 {9 k/ oMGB: Might Go Backwards
2 J/ g. t, h( o2 A1 F. a; a# n% ~: [9 NMGB: Might Go, But . . .
' l. N' f! q% I/ a ? AMGB: Motor Going Bad - f7 M& ^% y% [2 g+ y- @
MGF: Might Go Forward
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$ J: G* J' V: z0 KMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ) a# n: |' s! Q- U& d4 D
5 V8 E/ J. @7 W& T8 MMOPAR % f1 t% ?+ D* ^1 W: \
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly / X/ a& H% Y# {% {
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ! N* G9 w8 s6 G& ?9 E; N
Most Often Passed At Races 8 i6 [8 u- C# U( ?
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
; b0 ?) Q) k% o; @Move Over People Are Racing ( O5 G# U D9 m; l0 ]
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
6 @ l6 `, Z9 ]9 d. YMy Old Pig Ain't Running
' h j7 K7 f7 n" w& Q% p# W# OMy Only Problems Are Repairs # M2 x3 S4 o( j
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
4 Z4 Z0 ?8 a" O+ b v0 g4 aMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: * T4 O: @2 D0 l6 ?, L! o k
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
% T! h/ t, i& p( V D' h+ r4 SMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
: d. A8 ~/ j9 q( ]% @0 JMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
* W: P) l: {) g6 F+ d; QMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO , G" ]) G9 z0 B
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7 w, }1 o! z; g1 Z3 \) iOLDSMOBILE:
( j, {% G! C3 l1 DOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday , f- k- h" H% E7 ^' R
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
* ~1 E7 O& r+ {$ j' w- {% [Put In Nickel To Operate # q' a! ~' b/ V0 m* w1 t1 ]6 G1 l# Q
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
; u$ {; h% D6 m% _Put In New Transmission Often
1 z* {$ z1 ?( I2 Y2 A5 a# cPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: - |% u# M$ D) E- a& X
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
( V. A2 `) R: I: l. @; `. g) HPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac - y% U- q* W8 E: H ~5 t, u6 ~
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PORSCHE: 3 O4 E, d H! |" K& |8 c% ]4 R w
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything & O8 C8 G! Y3 h5 |2 Y
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: , m: d* N* |2 @( |! N4 w% v
Send Another Automobile Back % n" V& ?' G( N3 E9 R) c8 S1 R7 e# U
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 3 }, t/ Q, e8 e+ j3 }+ D
Sad Attempt At Beauty
3 S% M# Z7 B2 A2 G0 _Sorry Auto, Always Broken ! k) t3 Y/ q, j, Z
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 6 ^# Q" k _$ v/ d
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
. [% [* Y \7 ]$ V6 r) tToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto / L6 q+ P& N s" |9 U5 |$ D- u
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
+ n/ ~/ ?% s& w. `$ B8 U! u0 k lThe One You Ought To Avoid : Y' [: s" x Q. W6 l1 j n
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- M' {/ }$ `$ I6 J) ]$ ~This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
`0 I3 ~. j: {Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! * v' Q4 d4 e# O8 V3 q
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+ x4 P1 t" y. F% m7 u3 iVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ) T. g- f# \/ Y2 B
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Vintage Wreck ' F0 i3 {" j( t: h e8 I% {0 F
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