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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ) y2 I; [' Q0 q2 ^2 }3 D
* a7 B, q( p: I8 u0 l yACURA: j0 o% ?* E& L- K3 u- o: D
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
& J& j. s3 q. ^2 y5 X- P2 ZAsia's Curse Upon Rural America ) x: S6 f) K. L1 ~- S
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AMC:
% |5 ?% G1 l( a9 \- k! `All Makes Combined 7 e) J; S" D2 v! Q+ [
A Major Cost 0 |8 v5 I3 b" o0 I. n6 I
A Mutated Car 3 Z( R' _0 I; }4 d: D# ~. n% m0 y1 h) D
A Morons Car ' t9 B1 w' [$ P9 ?, y
Another Major Catastrophe 7 |* {1 Q; v9 B% V3 Q X2 K- f2 W2 ^
A Man's Car 2 S B+ f9 A) h1 ]2 [! ^7 I
A Miss Conception
4 o% P) i- d$ F# iAll Muscle Car
7 Q- C. V0 G3 [9 t+ ~All Most Car
( D! P7 F# f4 Y2 T8 `) fAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ) e# r( j- }3 y, {" I1 ~
Automotive Mental Cruelty & M5 [4 Z& V% m) y
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/ P/ ]8 n/ J% [2 V2 MAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
- j9 K5 z5 u$ q tAccelerates Under Demonic Influence : H- V& p2 |' d ]5 X+ ?
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
4 Z' M# X+ j) X( q0 VAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
0 K. \# o Y0 _: I$ p2 xAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 5 Q- i$ U1 p) ~+ [3 @) b
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. U2 Y/ J. d& m/ U. S
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 8 Y. B- ? g2 B! d5 b0 P( H
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$ Q; h- ^6 @! J7 IBig Money Works % J5 W4 a0 N/ [9 U" q" U/ k! }( y
Bought My Wife
* D/ Q* O7 O; H$ N" W* XBrutal Money Waster
* \+ r3 P9 ~9 m4 O$ PBreak My Window 4 ~/ a6 B! Y+ p- N3 V
Break My Windshield
* `8 Z, l* \ U. m) ?1 CBabbling Mechanical Wench 2 T2 @, W3 c4 ^+ J' D& P: s
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 7 e( B e9 |6 M& e" s& M* s
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 3 c( A9 G8 @6 J! K( u% z [
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
6 h: |2 }0 ]! o0 @: HBarely Moving Wreck ) h4 ^4 \0 p" Q
Big Money Waste
. ~; I4 U+ \5 B# {$ Z$ _Big Money. Why?
6 B) T3 S! Y. d1 y8 z9 W) m6 nBig Money Works " q- r+ V* Q. F+ `
Born Moderately Wealthy 2 V5 b: @- P' Z" @6 b; ^( Y* t
Breaks Most Wrenches
0 l- R- ?" M- h* k2 f! YBring Many Wrenches ! `8 P8 b* D2 \% M
Brings Me Women
( |' Q: ?4 @/ s/ v r3 d3 M9 KBrings More Women
! G" [( R6 P2 D7 `1 V: G( U. x1 gBroken Money Waster
& F8 r3 c7 v5 E8 i$ g# \( QBroke My Wallet
+ ]$ B' ?( E. r0 r# `! O) J$ f$ `Broken Monstrous Wonder
/ U2 _9 E2 R0 w+ U: K/ D0 H' FBumbling Mechanical Wretch ' l. D! j8 f) D/ @
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
1 Q2 x, [: P. h$ HBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: ; J* F+ Z! M2 L0 ~# k! Y. r
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
" I) l8 H6 H' Y7 } J) RBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ; M. {( f8 F" X. J8 g8 b0 I4 o) i
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, T0 }' S8 r/ \; `- S! nCamaro:
) M3 s' o' D* x. l( [/ WCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? + b9 A4 O5 F0 ?# U" Z
Can't America Make A Real One?
- Z' R- K& W$ k( W" p I" [1 N DChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
0 ^) X: F5 |: W }( jCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often 1 m6 i/ q7 ]- R2 N& h$ W0 g, r
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CHEVROLET: 9 m1 `5 Z( g, C L7 y. F
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ' l; e+ Z1 q5 w- l% c( y! O! |
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
~# t8 r; p$ r: E5 l; ^6 {8 CCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 0 `' x1 ]; Q4 ?8 `
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
2 c% ]9 g0 _' ^! F: RCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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8 |% U3 z( G# k" ~DODGE:
+ C `' `' @, x4 G- T( hDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* a8 _, `/ [" ~7 s: @4 G# l' K; ADamn Old Dirty Gas Eater . `, I( _; z2 z. w0 W) f
Dead Old Dog Going East
( t7 o q) x8 G4 b& z1 X4 iDead On Day Guarantee Expires ) }8 C6 a' |1 ?/ C3 U- \
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy ; t5 p" F; X+ R- Z+ }- y
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired : P f, l& C* ?5 S' `/ J% Q
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
! B( d; y# Q' d! s4 @3 F8 R; ^Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
/ {- e0 B+ |9 {Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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2 @/ j+ q, \0 \. ~% a" AEDSEL:
) ^) |) `5 K( QEvery Day Something Else Leaks 6 {( w0 _& m- @5 o: U( Q7 ~
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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5 Q* Q4 }$ S d0 c3 D) LFIAT:
- ~: L; k, |1 yFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
0 W$ ^1 B/ R/ F* ~) t' iFix It Again, Tony / V/ o9 U& z; V h5 Q& d
Fix It All the Time ; x* W% [! n2 ^; y' H( n
Found In A Toilet * o& S& ^0 L( h
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ( S& r+ p& p- T* k! I6 J4 P3 u
$ c, G' D p* p1 Z4 KFORD:
6 ^5 d$ r9 ]; o( G& _: E* yFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
2 z1 W" x! q' K. qFix Or Repair Daily 1 L. P( @/ f. @/ a$ ^
Found On Road Dead
; f1 ]2 H9 l9 u5 tFast Only Rolling Downhill
1 @) P$ n1 ~/ G5 J# |; P" ]/ m% ]First On Race Day
; \5 u# _+ m! Q. j& S" s! \0 V# UFirst On Recall Day 5 R* ^& O3 `1 R0 `# z- K8 L
Fabricated Of Refried Dung + A) K5 D8 p3 t; K& D6 l$ S+ P
Fails On Rainy Days ! y! n) V. K0 x ]- q9 T+ ?0 q
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
7 x* n' M0 [& F& sFatally Obese Redneck Driver 0 V3 l- b' L g
Fault Of R&D
( ^. e. p! b% J! I+ LFinally Obsolete Racing Device
/ q* C8 a1 b9 s3 E! A1 \Fireball On Rear Denting # Y$ ?/ i8 }" e- c$ l! `4 D
First On Road to Dump
% M; ^. G' Q+ W$ e$ {3 d& ]+ cFirst On Rust and Deterioration 5 p/ O; _/ z3 d+ L4 Q C2 e
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
) m5 J# S+ h Z/ GFlipping Over Results in Death : C2 c) Q; u# k8 l
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
' l. X$ E# ~% _3 ~4 z% ?Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
: b% m$ G: [( ]0 S+ q4 ?5 O) _Foot On Road Decelerates
. v8 B f+ Z* r( RForced On Reluctant Drivers 2 m: W1 o1 F2 r; s D5 k
Formed Of Rejected DNA 8 M, d6 Q; V2 M5 i) U+ A& d
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
+ o* `8 W2 |" H' V; _" A5 c, S+ PForward Only; Reverse Defective
8 h, S" ~( q. Q. [( jForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
- X# u6 L/ j. {, F; R# R, a; VFork Over Repair Dough
/ B7 z2 H# e, I% K( fFouled Out Re-done Dodge 8 f7 T5 j W8 h0 ^' Y
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
( W' H* v7 V& W: d( ~Free Or Reduced Drastically
1 g& w0 u4 _3 g5 B i+ ]" P. RFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
, e7 {2 b6 C$ e3 U4 y! w% |Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
# `8 Z2 r9 k( ]; hFunny Old Rattling Dump
' f' z) h/ y5 y* }8 ~6 L) HForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
: e8 w- I3 K9 B/ F( F' F% VFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 3 X, k. U! ]9 j& {7 F* x+ [
Found Out-Right Dangerous 1 K4 X$ I' n0 ^5 J9 F5 ? i7 K
Future Of Racings Delight
( T: f- T$ [1 v/ h(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot " r4 r( B: B9 k
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 9 M# o' o$ u) y- s
LTD:
3 X$ h! c# p5 BLacks Total Dependability
/ b5 \8 {+ Z9 D( k) G- L8 WLots To Do 7 a9 S' T8 x# O6 M2 l' y
Looses Transmissions Daily % ]: y1 ]) c4 f1 F" s
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ) F$ ] [; t2 P- ]+ ]1 W
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General Maintenance ) p: `% B5 s% C. U3 m% }
Great Mistake
" l/ f- i# J4 s3 aGarbage Motors
7 k. J2 D$ z' s% [ D3 `Generally Miserable
( b4 |% i- K' k1 [# yGrossly Misconceived 1 O- ^ G# H' v9 l; u# [: c# T5 a
Gluteus Maximus
1 c3 q6 V3 m+ j' B, o7 LGood Money
* Z5 s5 ~0 K8 \ b2 k& D' ]Goofy's Manufacturing / ?2 V% ^# T# h% E; |4 W' [; D) B
Gone Mental
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GMC: " m" Y/ ?- e7 {3 n
Grief & Misery Combined
" v+ o1 {5 x+ [# L; n8 I$ n$ @Garage Man's Companion . G' p& W `+ P( ?
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 3 Y2 ?% P9 @. V; S( i
Generally Mediocre Cars
" |% u% [2 w8 v0 X- A! `! LGet More Chicks " s- m( P. K% W" t8 T' U7 T/ T
Gets Mechanics Crazy 8 ]5 P& P _* g" s2 s& O
Gods Mechanical Curse
) r0 L2 q: _- p; xGot More Crap $ Y" \' }* W6 M* m; K/ ~% Z
Great Mountain Climber $ d6 h/ K8 W2 Y; f
Great Motor Car
: F. C% D" C7 q/ @" VGod Made Chevy
6 Y2 A Y, }$ c. F: V/ W% u$ hGood Moron Car . }( @( }/ k) x0 E/ U$ x
Got Mine Cheap * p. b( A# G. I5 |
Get My Checkbook
4 T7 j5 A9 a$ c1 r' hGone Mad Corp. ' j1 j* d: ]3 B' U* N0 ^2 l- ^
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Gas, Tires, Oil
- W4 u7 x% `8 L) R5 Q- XGet Tools Out
: D1 x9 |+ w5 j$ ]! G3 m$ N8 r/ fGet To Onramp
3 q2 F) w* \' k1 r/ W, LGood To Own
0 V8 b r1 o* m6 aGet The Others & H8 q8 X' ~# v
Generally Trashed Out
2 C+ V4 i$ w$ AGood Time Out 2 K: }0 W4 Z% ]+ }. \$ K( i
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
7 S4 A3 R" d1 ]1 K+ AHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
) E" k; z9 ^8 p4 T" FHad One Never Did Again
* u# z% i9 I. B3 zHang On, Not Done Accelerating
, q* f$ I7 @- ? ]9 |; ~Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles $ c z' _* Z$ p/ K6 `0 c
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles # u) l6 X! e b2 A0 Q& U
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration $ a! l& V( Q2 l) D5 i, M
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ?2 u ]. D' w* W1 \
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes # V8 z) R+ |! b2 o6 Z ~
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7 q$ _+ U) u9 \5 g* z" Z$ ~HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 2 i$ o$ q' S" n& z9 z) S
% p: w% `; a' \2 }& | tJEEP: + F) O7 ]. }" @6 q
Just Eats Every Part
& z0 c* o4 \3 T5 ~5 E$ TJust Empty Every Pocket
: B% v/ t3 }- A7 i# `+ O! FJunk Engineering Executed Poorly ! a8 `3 Q; H/ v8 r
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes F( p( }5 U) S0 N# X& b0 r1 p
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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+ _: O! }( h; fKick It Around
, o- E' e" [" `9 P5 WKick It Again ( k% v. h6 D( s( D1 O! V
Killed In Action ; D( F* y: ~. h# z: b+ H. p3 ?
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, ?' m, ?( ?( m4 U K J! pLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious # Z$ y5 |4 {3 \4 B# o# o1 |. b3 X
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along , b- X0 D) r3 N1 Y( Y
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Money Guzzler # f; v, z! g- p" \2 P' w/ S! [4 I) W
Mostly Garaged
% ?/ i) x8 T( B2 o, I/ H- y8 MMajor Goof
$ Q4 p5 g8 ~6 a' O7 X% h+ gMGB: Might Go Backwards
1 X0 g* v% ]: w! M( kMGB: Might Go, But . . .
' i/ W- T! l/ y0 X1 v# zMGB: Motor Going Bad
5 G0 z0 M& Z8 {& IMGF: Might Go Forward ( }* w& \# o& z- [: N
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
3 a% }& ~. d$ E( Q* JMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
, B* t! [; ?7 _3 XMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously , B* E- w: }9 P
Most Often Passed At Races 5 y# E4 _2 [ V# a8 ]* P
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
2 c [3 F0 J) _2 V- p. r, rMove Over People Are Racing / Y$ X T! i: q1 A, H5 y" q
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
% m0 @5 W+ M8 d4 ~+ a5 j5 {My Old Pig Ain't Running 3 O5 \/ r& }: W, S
My Only Problems Are Repairs + F F$ Q7 z* A {8 ]
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
; M* d: h& m9 qMore Often Parts Are Replaced 9 P' x% ]5 L2 w: m, x& z: f
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MUSTANG:
' v: m% ^7 j: sMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
" v6 b2 I3 O3 z5 D- a4 qMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ( e; I7 V: K; D7 v1 j
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ' s S4 q. x% C* C0 B P( F) q# ^
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO * M. k" `3 T' }- J
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OLDSMOBILE:
( a0 ~0 c) G8 x xOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday & h9 z' k* ~. ^/ M# r
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: 9 c2 \" {4 \# f! M5 L) e
Put In Nickel To Operate
/ m( m. B) Q# }, w; E+ SPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
/ B6 @6 O, ]4 |! `- d+ }( \) v pPut In New Transmission Often
, D3 D8 P1 u. d8 k+ [Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: . M. `* H) M4 V O/ R
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ' L# `9 ^& d, Z$ ~! N' h8 A; x- k
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ( U$ b* `, ? q
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5 ^. ~, y s u( S+ {7 b, Q! hPORSCHE: . z, }# K4 y- Q0 i0 h" N$ |
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything / J- k, W0 G, u5 f, k0 f5 P
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough " P8 r0 {; e/ f" B+ m
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SAAB: - Y/ X0 x- m) E! ?% G: _( T
Send Another Automobile Back ) ]- D3 u2 H$ K) J! g$ D, Q
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
0 y' A& E# [+ L- e' N$ ZSad Attempt At Beauty 4 }+ e$ v( f/ i9 e8 b* w9 L. K
Sorry Auto, Always Broken % p) |% [# D2 Z1 D
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 5 ]) w: ?! i: Z
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( u" {$ w) n4 b( a$ @( dSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
7 g) N# h% O$ g5 f. z) A' kToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 9 E+ ?8 E: |, Q: j- ~
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 9 v- c4 x5 I# ^ B8 f" W
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: 7 p/ [) H6 c4 r( v- B
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 7 O8 ~3 ` X3 }9 f
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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0 N' z: ^6 k7 \7 g3 oTR: Tools Required 7 X5 n, f" E( @0 i
. B% H8 r& O" q6 R- j" ~VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: & d9 V# _$ a) {( n, N
Vintage Wreck 3 ~% P9 P# F8 }
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