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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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# ~$ W- b0 F: g1 T- A' }* ]/ q. dACURA:
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Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined
, }: q4 Z/ f* H$ b/ wA Major Cost
) w0 C9 M0 u7 `) _# r/ G8 j8 WA Mutated Car
+ U3 d# h: ~' I/ z) ?/ K+ wA Morons Car
. A3 I( _ Y1 N7 R6 t& RAnother Major Catastrophe
x3 `; Q9 J6 r7 A; `! M% hA Man's Car
$ J* l6 E: |5 K6 O5 m$ U0 M! G4 ?: t# w wA Miss Conception ! K4 }6 T; ~1 u) A2 Q
All Muscle Car 7 Z2 z! ~( ]' U
All Most Car 5 M; E, o( E' n2 I6 h
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
- ?: z8 g' y$ p( hAutomotive Mental Cruelty 0 l! k) B: u5 m$ k M
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9 n) A3 I+ G7 W" H' rAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
! W/ b, u/ @' P' y+ YAccelerates Under Demonic Influence , Y& B: E' R) Y4 O
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
; G- n. o9 U) R2 t* h' e4 BAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
( m9 ]& d5 u$ J2 w6 VAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence u/ \6 f( g& Q
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
. W7 @7 l0 v: ^2 p: G& GAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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/ Y0 F l4 [& s# i* lBMW: 0 I( U* W; {- f- V* a r! O
Big Money Works
$ y& U7 \1 M) q& Z5 T5 Q1 PBought My Wife & R8 M+ u7 t3 }" [+ O4 N
Brutal Money Waster
4 e! L* R" \! ~; s+ NBreak My Window 7 e( c! H" e2 `: t7 T$ z K
Break My Windshield
1 n. a @0 w. ^) o: j: L4 P9 p$ fBabbling Mechanical Wench . R3 d& _4 d1 o+ V, y
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 7 u) f9 {& N, g% a) Z, x% [
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
J7 i$ U/ k) b& T3 g/ Q6 @Beautiful Mechanical Wonder & y: l3 A; ^/ X8 {$ u- F6 U
Barely Moving Wreck
- o. F' E7 y4 n8 t- ?Big Money Waste
- m8 ~4 [9 y7 Y+ UBig Money. Why?
* }& \* Z$ ]* K# JBig Money Works " n$ @5 G7 r8 Q
Born Moderately Wealthy
, l. [$ s2 c5 M& y7 V fBreaks Most Wrenches
/ N: _0 d p4 HBring Many Wrenches
3 g0 `; H7 t3 v( ZBrings Me Women
! o( y, n: \- K$ T& Y& dBrings More Women ; E) V1 E) J5 V: r. F5 U
Broken Money Waster
2 f- ]# r% B5 t3 uBroke My Wallet + s; Z- e3 Z- [6 [1 D
Broken Monstrous Wonder
) j) R9 K8 V1 J0 Z$ | x. IBumbling Mechanical Wretch
/ M: P( T y# F$ h( U6 x( \, xBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
$ t9 b9 a2 R, E6 T, |Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
) j+ l) u5 p$ Z( D3 z( l6 IBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
5 D% Z) @: e/ i3 { K/ h3 ~Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: 3 Z# c# f. }1 L8 }0 y
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? : a5 W4 T+ H$ Q+ w0 r0 V
Can't America Make A Real One? ! k( H! A# E2 I4 \1 l( w# s
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
$ O$ v9 ]/ o# \* B$ i6 xCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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+ b$ d0 G- k/ H" h/ ~CHEVROLET:
" V9 C, R6 t+ _! hCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 9 k& e+ y. r1 }$ }
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time # f$ v Z- H- Q2 g5 H
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
7 }' X' j+ f \; r( {Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
0 P& Y. E0 m# A7 m2 dCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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& Y: N: n, u! c1 T8 f' bDODGE: . ~! v+ A0 T' u: L) n+ G- w
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ) Y8 g* Q# {8 e5 \
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 3 N9 r1 a! \* F9 X; Z( f
Dead Old Dog Going East
* v/ e. D( Q, E4 C) e0 w8 f# {0 [Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
8 W7 L l! { }% I/ oDead On Delivery, Go Easy ) T' p( C9 v6 J' n: h8 h' P
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 3 m z5 C1 r8 [3 `
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
( h5 }9 u, g& n. D2 I8 GDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 3 }! f, Q/ o1 Y2 K6 N( M/ M5 G
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: % }# i% B$ X& u: \9 T6 g
Every Day Something Else Leaks 9 A1 c. E0 T) X4 E& o. C h6 J
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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/ d. O5 |: U o9 EFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
! F# T! r2 d( b$ Z% b1 T; I5 l$ S0 n2 HFix It Again, Tony
2 v7 l, V- i+ JFix It All the Time
7 s& U- y( o! B$ t- i; j. S' S( rFound In A Toilet
8 e/ V& P% x9 j' d8 P' R3 jFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation : ~9 B6 W. T( z! B* \
6 Q l9 m3 F A: f8 ?" T8 bFORD:
! Y- |5 o& g4 V7 h. ~# {Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge |( K( a4 G- d9 N2 d
Fix Or Repair Daily , M. a- e4 z5 j. U) Z
Found On Road Dead
( l @8 Q( Q6 t) z1 lFast Only Rolling Downhill
2 G3 f8 v! e+ ^- B. k) O' O9 T) YFirst On Race Day
' C8 k- T$ b$ q+ |6 yFirst On Recall Day ! |( v% R# y: y/ [+ L+ _8 J B; X* s
Fabricated Of Refried Dung # |! @1 `7 y$ S, C3 s9 N& t! V
Fails On Rainy Days
; L" W- A1 S- B& w* vFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
- u8 Q% T% a- l- b, u: }- KFatally Obese Redneck Driver
9 B) }, @! z \. Y3 U5 Z- NFault Of R&D
- {, b- [1 b/ _Finally Obsolete Racing Device * J# V7 t% p6 [
Fireball On Rear Denting 1 ~7 S7 C4 V& M" u" H
First On Road to Dump
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Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ! W- D4 |7 }' d2 [6 \) R
Flipping Over Results in Death
& B y @( }! u9 C4 O9 ^Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 5 T8 ^" l H! F/ Q7 \9 ~& X
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
3 Q# |: J: b& F) tFoot On Road Decelerates . P8 {) P$ s- a$ k( r% F1 O* n
Forced On Reluctant Drivers & D" e- h( Y$ b1 ]2 W
Formed Of Rejected DNA
0 e9 U& t$ j" H2 @Forwarded Once; Return Denied & ^( p5 I# X* _& }* G. W& t
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
; M4 q8 R- @% AForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
2 j: u3 c4 q: U: x. pFork Over Repair Dough ! K& B1 C) w$ [) j; _$ @7 X
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
( G) }5 j& J/ t3 E9 hFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration % B0 r7 U# m0 ?! o6 h" D8 f
Free Or Reduced Drastically
# [; T" G, {* [! ^Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 9 x0 b1 C( b: T( r
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 1 h( D. Z* W' q3 k1 C7 H6 t
Funny Old Rattling Dump
# s. q& _* `7 v3 f" w* LForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) - w. o2 J) J9 ^' t# e
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
; @1 U! e/ E1 bFound Out-Right Dangerous
( z& |* r. \8 WFuture Of Racings Delight 7 b2 G# k5 R7 }" d* O
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 1 L, S. P% A7 f2 y
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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7 k; _; P$ k3 k$ v$ E( p" i* hLacks Total Dependability 2 v4 p0 m/ x: a' b8 g: \) ~8 q
Lots To Do . I9 U# w& E8 R
Looses Transmissions Daily
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8 A6 H& O8 N# g' @# w2 N" nGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance # c* ^& B) K6 n9 j$ P" F" M
Great Mistake
1 T$ r0 @4 p# l6 \1 ~Garbage Motors : t q7 R) i& s7 [% a' _* S0 ^; r$ s% H
Generally Miserable / g/ L$ |# J3 J4 Z0 H! r
Grossly Misconceived
' S" S G: V( V0 _( OGluteus Maximus
6 t) L$ n0 r0 s; E) P2 g! fGood Money " h: N% j& @2 J, j W- k5 ]
Goofy's Manufacturing
5 f+ [ q! t- yGone Mental
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3 ^4 R9 [( e* \: UGMC:
7 x. ] D/ h. t f1 }Grief & Misery Combined
- V2 @5 O$ T! f t* S' tGarage Man's Companion ! k4 o/ l' B6 k6 e7 n
Gotta Mechanic Coming? ! q& ]: X) z( m! C4 G
Generally Mediocre Cars + T: M& _2 @7 V2 x6 Q z# {$ F
Get More Chicks |3 ?1 V# L' z5 Q0 v3 n2 K
Gets Mechanics Crazy 3 f1 C5 }4 D6 `& d( d- d. ]
Gods Mechanical Curse & j. J: w: E; p* C
Got More Crap & U4 u& y# M! B$ R; g6 I/ t% K$ J
Great Mountain Climber % r9 v* d3 Y9 |
Great Motor Car
- W6 D0 w/ j6 pGod Made Chevy
5 L4 M' d3 M. k( i8 pGood Moron Car 3 q, x, s* L- L2 N/ b; ]
Got Mine Cheap
7 M) E* M( U- z& u* U% sGet My Checkbook
' V; B/ Y1 a8 x5 KGone Mad Corp. 2 J% l5 T/ j" z+ a
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& c) J8 Y( h/ E; N+ D0 o& m: {9 uGas, Tires, Oil 9 f; f1 A+ e% N
Get Tools Out
9 s6 Z ` j7 g3 {3 BGet To Onramp 2 z9 {: E: @: ~' o: y5 h- _
Good To Own 4 F# H! D5 w* k2 I2 ?
Get The Others
( e3 h" {9 ]! z8 X8 @3 cGenerally Trashed Out & A% N8 Z7 o$ f( x
Good Time Out
; ~/ [/ ^/ |2 U5 i" l7 a1 IGone To Overdrive
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, E4 `) U0 o" e5 `" nHONDA: ; P2 o+ ]" K! u9 x
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything - b& K# l5 ` @) s
Had One Never Did Again ; W$ c3 U% y9 v0 e K' z5 s$ q
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
% U! D F0 ^& g9 ?- FHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 5 M! d7 v( i# {% L" V5 E, d
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ; T; e& a( G! s5 m3 [, H5 ~
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 9 G/ U# G2 _; P( K* E# c1 p
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
2 e8 r5 D9 l! I, I9 gPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ' ?. [1 J* w5 ~4 ?; s' H. ~
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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5 n; `8 J7 C/ b& J4 W- h2 \JEEP: , M( M, ~; n1 G
Just Eats Every Part ( ?* N* }# C# ?
Just Empty Every Pocket 2 [- J, q4 G. G m+ J" j5 g9 h% ?$ s% f
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
4 A# T+ K* ], O4 ?; {, ]6 ^+ {6 M. `Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
9 C, J$ C- ]' M, i( j$ [$ `Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 6 C" U3 ?% O- w+ w# j) Y0 f; w
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KIA:
9 u4 k( k; W' D9 {3 fKick It Around
% k2 {9 L3 c, A6 l' pKick It Again 4 P& H3 ]# V0 b7 [( T- t
Killed In Action ( O% s8 X Z# ^) h M5 y* e n7 |
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler 7 L0 Z$ e# H% O. F
Mostly Garaged
! [& u. A2 F* [* cMajor Goof
8 V' V7 w6 L6 I- h rMGB: Might Go Backwards 2 ^9 r' A/ N, I- z! V4 r A
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 9 L5 U; j+ n2 b6 E% z/ ]* \0 i
MGB: Motor Going Bad
" [5 h% N; N1 hMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate & Y% x: H* k7 q0 r6 d- \: I
* p5 K2 O# o: g$ U; L: hMOPAR ( j( t7 \2 E5 B+ C4 R8 j
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 4 |; {. A% b+ |; A$ O( k
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ! |/ b' |* `. Y
Most Often Passed At Races 8 U' T4 K( {2 o
Mostly Old Parts And Rust , h5 S# h* I) r$ K! ]
Move Over People Are Racing 5 ?$ c+ s8 i& ?
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 3 H7 ]& \$ P/ P; x
My Old Pig Ain't Running
- `* c j( `5 Q+ s2 N# |9 R1 x {7 _* \My Only Problems Are Repairs
/ u% S* }: Y2 E/ x3 Y8 O5 A8 u! FMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
% g1 E: H3 K+ ?- A& p2 S0 ~! uMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
* J! l7 d4 B4 |" ]2 vMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good : L) J5 j& {0 n- l/ U( ]0 J# s& g
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
: Y% s7 P0 l% A/ l8 ^Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
@' j- ]8 |* Y/ nMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 6 c2 U- {8 v" K. B/ d
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OLDSMOBILE: 6 H0 u' j, Y! U6 {3 r4 g& r" L1 R( o
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 9 v: o9 a2 }6 h" S( ^
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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6 m; G* ]5 {( J7 d3 PPut In Nickel To Operate 6 I0 E' `# z, J" J4 m, B
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ; t5 [, E5 {! d
Put In New Transmission Often : g7 W2 `. ~5 C
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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: V9 R2 R" d* k3 ^PONTIAC:
( l! i3 O+ t* w$ X+ xPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car $ \/ L) b! N0 J3 r* C' Q/ p9 m" K* ?
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
) y4 I( O( F5 m. e/ ^1 NProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ; r }8 A( _& B, g$ y1 g
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: ~# j* d' `( s2 s
Send Another Automobile Back H3 R4 e0 P7 e! H+ Q
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
T% u4 M0 i USad Attempt At Beauty
( Q. I: b! N2 n v& c4 tSorry Auto, Always Broken
1 j4 Y4 _$ Y5 e5 J% CShape Appears Ass-Backwards 0 \! ?- L2 \. n5 }+ y. n# w
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# b; v' K: R3 `: xSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually % o0 {( _; o, |' r o5 a
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' h0 O! `( u9 [Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto " l$ ?2 t& h9 k" c) m( Z
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
9 ~1 L* s2 \2 D' P6 jThe One You Ought To Avoid
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4 z; B7 h, L4 c$ MTRIUMPH: + Y* T, [ {* U# |' u+ O. [
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! m* O1 p% G1 G4 @9 B5 s$ X
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 4 v# Z; S# x/ u" f" w+ G% Q: ]( U
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7 M7 u. c' B8 i- oTR: Tools Required + A( N& x: M( }8 |/ K- ]
. k$ i( S. J2 ^) b/ b# f4 v% AVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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