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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: 9 |: j' a, v5 s+ n
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
' U: I I- g' Q" \+ pAsia's Curse Upon Rural America : J. H- }: G: h$ ~' R% f5 N, n+ h0 j
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0 T) l7 P. f2 ^All Makes Combined
6 J) Q5 G ?) G7 T# M5 M9 cA Major Cost
) X3 S( R# Z! E" x) y: s nA Mutated Car 3 B" g5 i( k9 M' { g2 Y) K* O+ C
A Morons Car
7 }( r8 _9 w8 L9 b: KAnother Major Catastrophe 6 Z5 u) _$ z9 Y/ t7 X6 k6 z$ G( }
A Man's Car
6 ]" T/ d2 M0 I$ C; j3 ZA Miss Conception
! }3 g5 N* S" y5 O' _All Muscle Car 7 ^3 p8 C9 W2 u- G/ M0 }
All Most Car
0 o3 p3 v: C$ X: o) ?$ PAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 4 \" o G, d* |4 B5 f$ u2 F
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: . b9 X4 V, U- Q+ `$ r0 s
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
8 r9 O+ D& x y" O. X' V- YAccelerates Under Demonic Influence # \$ X+ P- x0 w" f3 ?
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
; w9 |- l) \3 H2 @; @/ b S* |Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 2 K2 k$ w4 Y- P+ k$ R u
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
. Y9 l% s2 q1 ]. DAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
$ d8 T9 l- i& R# e7 `# q; GAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 5 s; M- _4 e1 e3 R
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# @/ v# i+ e( t8 U5 @: }' v$ rBMW: % A. p% L, b1 e! z' j: W
Big Money Works 4 p7 Q t) H: l [; ]: w* v
Bought My Wife
8 A: b1 p5 F/ cBrutal Money Waster 7 q# `; h) b i$ H; k& G! p6 `
Break My Window E! g8 h0 O( G
Break My Windshield 5 o( W$ m# w+ x& y" S; `
Babbling Mechanical Wench
1 ^5 |2 o9 S4 Z% [( |Beastly Monstrous Wonder
/ s9 c7 T% \; X9 a3 r% wBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels . _, G" o! l* L! q# W+ K
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
: S3 I3 ^( ^$ H' m* \Barely Moving Wreck $ I, ?9 b7 n& M; B' a; N
Big Money Waste
j( N- n* }7 k# ^Big Money. Why? & g. Q' n! S$ W8 U& S6 m
Big Money Works ; O' v! u+ ]8 r- z3 U3 d
Born Moderately Wealthy
7 Z; n. L# \3 n% _8 GBreaks Most Wrenches
$ W; y9 x4 I% s9 J% f9 w. HBring Many Wrenches ( q7 @2 m( ^9 q& `2 J) |
Brings Me Women
1 b" a/ Q3 W, h# K& }2 r/ fBrings More Women
. p+ c* G2 d' oBroken Money Waster . c p) V1 T" h& V
Broke My Wallet 6 D/ K$ X/ J2 j: e0 v! H
Broken Monstrous Wonder
! b8 s; B7 q4 r# g2 N- D3 KBumbling Mechanical Wretch
+ `$ k& t4 D( S1 n! Y D; eBlasphemous Motorized Wreck " c( a @* k) m/ u
Bavarian Manure Wagon * w* L9 [* K- D3 q
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BUICK: 6 z1 K. w% i: y
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
/ ]3 W" X' m8 F; q# u4 N% WBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
! n2 l. D5 v b2 j' A9 r" yCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 2 I9 @8 M% f; R0 y+ J/ B
Can't America Make A Real One?
" V$ r6 h, {4 vChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ; Z. g6 r2 a( N8 j
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: + j6 Z7 n- c" P, [+ ^! l, G
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 0 W6 Y+ y* `2 v6 Q! v
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
$ o# a. Y/ {- q1 v. U, g# O7 CCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ' `; a, s. S" Q( x$ d" q" O! g
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
# \+ R+ ?, @6 D- ?0 _+ r) [+ L. sCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
$ u' [) w1 d- o4 D, M e) ADrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere $ }* l% [2 e5 l. {& U
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater % \( } h' D6 ^
Dead Old Dog Going East
8 h& C# T* w' KDead On Day Guarantee Expires : j4 K: M$ P6 N
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy ( a8 V6 ~7 F: L1 K5 s
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
4 t. i T: i; \" W! A7 oDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
3 u( w+ U# K7 F5 h2 u, A) U- }Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment ) p; T! e6 _- L1 g
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 8 W1 J! V1 R. Y% k _/ G7 l( g
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% K I$ j) O8 [/ CEDSEL:
/ q2 r: A6 [9 REvery Day Something Else Leaks
* H; }/ P% U# t+ j! M1 UEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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' G' U E4 A- N( F# D7 L! S1 LFIAT:
. P! c) G' c/ L& T7 ~Failure in Italian Automotive Technology " ]5 m+ p5 d% p% v+ A0 S
Fix It Again, Tony
3 ?. T' ]9 E9 @8 X9 CFix It All the Time
, D: R X( r. O. kFound In A Toilet
1 a; Y7 K1 y: j: x1 T, ^- |0 L1 ?7 jFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 4 t5 |1 k0 U6 a
4 E; B; w$ m. ^1 S- ^7 WFORD: ( q& G% z* Z1 `! g& g
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge % U3 y$ F- b" p# ~( O( f7 b
Fix Or Repair Daily 1 N) K7 \; n. z/ E% r r
Found On Road Dead " O _% G8 y7 e6 p* f+ ^- n6 {$ S! y4 A
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 3 f5 ?+ d* ~8 w% b) R$ u
First On Race Day " t' m1 G2 _* V2 _2 ?
First On Recall Day # L- i" c1 G$ |8 [/ K- Q2 C
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 8 f/ Z3 f, S4 j% u" ^
Fails On Rainy Days ( w- |7 c3 M2 I
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream - Z' D$ I9 f( e* k
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
" [1 S! \8 k+ Y4 B0 PFault Of R&D
6 N0 i4 o" K7 T8 EFinally Obsolete Racing Device
7 G: O* D" K! D# l4 @Fireball On Rear Denting
& i6 c4 y4 q( K& l& e' r! rFirst On Road to Dump 7 l3 P' |; k z" |2 v
First On Rust and Deterioration ) H3 p& z5 ?9 W) {
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma , g( u& ^9 ^2 w8 b: {
Flipping Over Results in Death / @0 y7 ]+ K0 H- M+ K& [
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 1 [$ V, i8 t, b
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled , j* \, v, _, x, k6 K
Foot On Road Decelerates $ G7 ]& y _- G, j
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 4 r( N! X1 l" Z& O
Formed Of Rejected DNA
% n D }3 P& v" K' N: j- i$ R* uForwarded Once; Return Denied 8 [; r, o+ U: s8 r0 P+ v! K
Forward Only; Reverse Defective * j r6 ^: }' |4 n. L9 t0 P
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
% b" a! |2 E4 c4 Y; v" SFork Over Repair Dough 9 s! A5 F* Y" E. q
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
4 r$ p2 [' Z) Y$ E, e' g. YFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 7 ?" Y5 ]4 q8 k( d1 K( e1 N
Free Or Reduced Drastically - C6 U% W2 w$ |4 x
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ; |. z! `+ x2 [, n2 c- ~
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
# x( O2 Z- I2 pFunny Old Rattling Dump
: _6 D- K5 u& H0 ?Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 1 u/ I3 `; X# U3 K* C4 s
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA }* t$ s: n; h5 f) @
Found Out-Right Dangerous
: s, ] N: Z1 ~# D$ Z& |Future Of Racings Delight
2 Q1 ` \ Q- V5 c" T& U/ M(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
# E7 {) v0 f: c(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 1 z9 X, t' Z4 ^' ]
LTD: ( C3 b$ }" Z. e/ D- X, W& k% W: D
Lacks Total Dependability " j* s3 G; m" G
Lots To Do
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked . C- y7 I! ?* |7 L
$ R$ B% L) s. G/ k* n9 EGM: . `/ `' w# l8 ^# s9 \3 b; i- E
General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors 4 s* ?' H3 _7 k
Generally Miserable
# ~; @ z' k! R$ x; cGrossly Misconceived
5 h) u# q$ T; T& n7 R0 jGluteus Maximus
: Z" z6 R) Z3 b z7 i5 EGood Money {8 {1 n. c5 @
Goofy's Manufacturing % o) B0 a, f" s* F/ Q- ~
Gone Mental $ L8 D) \, X% R0 |2 @2 E% f# {
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$ b: d* x' Z3 z& L+ i) ?, U5 X( lGrief & Misery Combined
/ F; Z* {2 ^ g- Z% E. n9 G$ W. Z/ GGarage Man's Companion : ~ ^5 X% n6 ^ [
Gotta Mechanic Coming? ; M0 c) P6 m, B! J( }$ t' L
Generally Mediocre Cars
. E: g c9 t3 WGet More Chicks
/ J: E5 W4 U, I) j# MGets Mechanics Crazy
) x. g/ m2 ~# c/ ?, t" s, c8 ?; wGods Mechanical Curse ; f2 s& n. X# }' j2 ^( }0 U( q, r
Got More Crap
, n* g- `! a3 Q! pGreat Mountain Climber
( n! N: c1 X' y# ]* P. ^1 uGreat Motor Car 7 R: e. S+ N) T8 _4 E
God Made Chevy
8 n; O1 N. ]. B# JGood Moron Car
, v; c7 r2 H0 \1 j! HGot Mine Cheap + ?1 [! E2 u, |; Z
Get My Checkbook / P2 ?4 s# v/ u
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
2 @. {* M P+ D& h, @0 I& eGas, Tires, Oil
, ^ `: B) X) B# s% X9 |9 dGet Tools Out
. b5 G% C# ?6 t [Get To Onramp 0 O& b' K3 ~ m
Good To Own ' ~. p: J0 y. E9 C9 O
Get The Others
! e+ I. }* P' V# xGenerally Trashed Out
2 w! B' q; M0 h5 B- ~* h* _Good Time Out & t8 j/ a+ r1 @8 m% l
Gone To Overdrive
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" C& R+ h- K5 f9 w! V$ T7 VHONDA: 0 V1 J% w0 C% k. \1 N
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 3 ?- y$ v: P+ [1 K g* R$ d, r
Had One Never Did Again
* F4 W& A% K4 b/ z* QHang On, Not Done Accelerating
. m% i* P* b0 r: PHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
8 D5 x) p0 c/ V* s0 ^Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles . L$ H$ j# ^1 E" S5 K
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration & G6 x+ y3 p& [: S3 t# ]
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? # g2 h9 E" P3 d" L9 z
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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, d. I9 N; Y1 {* I8 e. Q' T5 d8 GHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 5 l/ L1 J9 p- Z+ i) q! Q
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$ g$ j1 l. z. x: N& I) B) n: ^Just Eats Every Part
* D) O' S* ]' @4 w4 p) rJust Empty Every Pocket
% o1 Q1 d) u8 H$ LJunk Engineering Executed Poorly # p' o0 V7 z* z. c3 [! M( w( }
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes : A$ a9 n% Z0 [) @ f
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts & y P2 i: I' [4 n
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Kick It Around `8 \7 f2 @1 T. J M( b
Kick It Again - p: V- u3 T; c4 e3 U
Killed In Action $ f- j! F& \& X* l2 z X
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious % \5 i% }5 Z; }3 Y# N0 w' s1 l4 F
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along * A$ C2 } u2 Z: ?0 G
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MG:
% ]; `4 o! D6 c& G! X' \' RMoney Guzzler 9 s( u6 b4 e! [8 _: v
Mostly Garaged
1 {9 l0 }$ S, L* X0 WMajor Goof 3 H+ O, q9 O- `3 g) e ^
MGB: Might Go Backwards
1 @4 r# j: R p4 k, {2 L6 ~/ DMGB: Might Go, But . . . + b; P0 P: t9 w6 f
MGB: Motor Going Bad
: L. m7 N3 o! L. f) xMGF: Might Go Forward 0 O8 t; T) E# b- Q* e2 e9 a5 @/ f
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4 y1 S/ ]4 y+ C2 K5 j; dMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR 7 G( x0 }5 E w; B& o+ v
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
- N" b& e- j8 Z" `, PMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
* u1 W% H$ V/ t. d! e2 P. ^( X/ CMost Often Passed At Races
/ H! D+ w8 A4 l" _6 @: K6 |Mostly Old Parts And Rust * l8 r7 `3 O1 Q" |4 i8 k
Move Over People Are Racing
- c$ Y. ^1 [4 AMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
2 `3 V: W# n" a, a; w; F" ]My Old Pig Ain't Running & f8 u( C6 L. |2 ?+ C- y
My Only Problems Are Repairs
* b$ g/ t0 ^! }3 ^; NMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement $ `) f* S; Q4 o2 ~) l) ^2 S
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: # U9 ^, @; d' b8 |1 f8 D1 j9 i
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
7 K: Q7 U/ z# `- m" d) u$ Q5 |Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 9 N( U- N' ]# T/ J# M. B
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
. i" Q. r6 l! A" D5 IMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO , l+ g* b. W4 P; w
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OLDSMOBILE: / N- w) Y& @$ t, Y' V3 N! a
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
, k; ~# Z8 y+ C( F) n: sOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: , z H1 H: p8 _ w2 Y: p# a5 y* F) c
Put In Nickel To Operate 0 G1 b6 W& R* }& z8 d: n0 @
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ; j% `/ u1 v# v
Put In New Transmission Often , X; q5 Z$ n4 }1 a* E u
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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+ b0 N( z+ O3 V( q% [1 ^! [7 YPONTIAC: 1 n& D" @0 _. z$ S# s& y) }6 G: Z
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
+ e! w. ^1 |" ]6 |% @ H2 }Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ) b1 x4 E9 ?( v- M9 g
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PORSCHE:
7 c6 z- Z8 o3 p9 [; I1 nProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything " H5 d5 d& |/ q' @
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown $ w& e% `4 |/ t q
Sad Attempt At Beauty : v3 q7 ]; R7 w/ h
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
/ d: y% t6 H9 [ ?; DShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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1 U5 k$ v. j8 _( r" S! Z0 |SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually - o0 }2 n' v/ S, @+ @1 W* G$ [
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TOYOTA: 1 N! h- t$ r* T! |
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto # j' E+ N3 l: f- ]
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 5 e! \+ ~: j) ^7 w3 d+ k6 q) S
The One You Ought To Avoid + |( R$ ~, N- r' G: p }; d: M( A$ N
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TRIUMPH:
9 Q2 P, Q. X& c9 l/ d4 c6 eThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! r O Q" l; m9 [4 o
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! . x( ^3 c9 K: I. w
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TR: Tools Required
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4 F' T2 W3 j) R6 S3 bVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ) q3 }0 N7 H+ y6 s( k
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Vintage Wreck
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