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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- : x; b( S" a: v: P# G2 o, E
( f& M$ a4 _# C0 \) b2 u% VACURA:
" G. ?$ @& p4 A+ c% yAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
" ?0 w4 C# X# `; ^9 }. g8 Q* f+ e% ~( aAsia's Curse Upon Rural America ; A7 | _$ h: D0 P
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AMC:
% C) V, d$ V x% Z- E. aAll Makes Combined , L, }2 j* I9 w! E
A Major Cost ' R6 B3 ~0 T; c# i" o& E9 l. s% m
A Mutated Car / l$ l% P1 M, X3 [8 {
A Morons Car
6 H! U* t7 F+ i* ~# kAnother Major Catastrophe
* o. m( r o$ u( w/ ?A Man's Car / d/ n- u. h/ `: K" o1 @
A Miss Conception
0 v6 w' I5 C+ lAll Muscle Car
4 F$ J" @7 A* f7 D1 Z, D; _All Most Car
" C5 |! R$ ^" {1 v0 r, H( Z. PAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
4 `/ g( j: ]9 h: z- a: aAutomotive Mental Cruelty 9 T- e5 Z x1 b& R3 h1 X" c& i2 A- E
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g: M" [! @# q* y0 PAUDI:
" N* ^/ i" \* g e& \$ jAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
2 R7 {9 e+ v7 VAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
. ?! o$ W8 q# c0 D! {- k% ]5 u3 {Automobile Under Demonic Influence
0 U0 s# Y, s) gAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
% W, G) ^ z$ @3 X% V, ^Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
+ D- x9 F9 R, {, {Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 8 ^6 W4 M9 U- P5 h7 u5 H9 A) M+ k
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 0 `. \% T2 V: j/ B, Z6 D( c' ` M
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0 k) |# [ ^% SBMW:
" X n" v, ^, r8 n! M) @! hBig Money Works
$ X: p, ~3 M U2 {- q2 [Bought My Wife , G6 ?& I+ u- E5 z) x
Brutal Money Waster & Q4 M; Q/ C; S4 h# w
Break My Window 0 e1 W5 m$ K) S* f2 t
Break My Windshield
- B5 p. F z) `Babbling Mechanical Wench # f- r" t$ o. T6 V( G* {
Beastly Monstrous Wonder ; g- X, H$ p& f, N) K* K
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels & c5 h* Y; \9 R9 H
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
1 E8 c0 a v( [1 a4 i/ nBarely Moving Wreck # I- b+ a5 N+ v a
Big Money Waste
3 e7 i; x) R$ C7 C8 _; o* \2 c. _Big Money. Why?
6 M, F+ P# p5 f: t1 f5 o9 N L8 cBig Money Works
* o: B- S; i/ ]Born Moderately Wealthy 7 M" x* ]* q' V
Breaks Most Wrenches
" }& t$ x( D. ^2 m- l' LBring Many Wrenches 7 N0 |1 k0 b. p1 t+ Q& {/ P
Brings Me Women
% n y* i6 P9 bBrings More Women ! k/ p! D3 Q. g* c' M( d
Broken Money Waster 6 |2 y$ v! J$ R( v {
Broke My Wallet 6 u9 I1 A# s4 I# s6 a Y! h& G
Broken Monstrous Wonder
9 B1 D+ Z# x+ \Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
+ X$ l6 F' |. h4 l, rBlasphemous Motorized Wreck ' `3 s, i3 o8 _
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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( H* o2 x/ ^2 W+ w% ~BUICK:
& B( Y: `4 x5 O2 i9 {; h+ L3 L4 hBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer . n& A2 P) ~" x) o8 s
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 1 z2 X5 r4 `2 k$ S+ R- H
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. C) G- u4 u' H4 r# xCamaro:
# v$ m3 X; ?; u! F% Y. YCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
( j( ^/ ^+ |: P' k5 ^% o) Y9 a! _# hCan't America Make A Real One?
" r/ n! M( t3 B& X' g+ iChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
) P X% P" A3 b h$ ?Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: & W2 [& Y% s N. @0 `
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
/ `0 [* b+ k" \. ]' m8 [9 ICheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ' m' V- i$ h g# t$ R% @+ ]: H
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
, o% k9 I" ^3 _; D/ YConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
/ m8 H: L* i" ~$ D+ i* \2 iCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology / C! ^+ e% G& g6 a" O% R
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DODGE:
, A7 g( D3 d. }; zDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
5 ?7 \/ G! j ]Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater & ?$ P( }' l5 ^& [4 I
Dead Old Dog Going East , Q/ I) }7 ]: G9 ?# m8 w
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
& i* V6 V0 m- k( x& WDead On Delivery, Go Easy
; q. j( R0 G: w2 K8 d- vDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
6 v' F" D# Y+ L+ hDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
9 ]# ]3 T& r) K3 i# DDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
$ `) ~ \" T( J' g$ UDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ' j7 N- I% ^6 R5 u$ \5 E! I' ]
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# m6 g- B9 h3 EEDSEL: ) z. x4 t2 c% F0 s
Every Day Something Else Leaks + z0 ^8 }( y* E6 K# g
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
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Fix It Again, Tony
+ V% F5 Z8 B) V/ L, r1 UFix It All the Time
% a" ~ d2 k+ m! V3 w; d$ X; X4 wFound In A Toilet
- n# Q1 V6 e$ vFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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, n, ]/ ]! {4 d, ]" b* j$ ~7 \FORD:
8 b% y& o; V/ Y* i( R$ UFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge - n; |5 S6 w+ W1 o5 K
Fix Or Repair Daily
7 a% q8 y* E9 X: AFound On Road Dead . A$ v: a% P( Q/ c$ A, |0 I
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
$ L9 ]/ t; `- Q% K, I) a8 aFirst On Race Day ! p6 R% t) z& M: P0 P2 _
First On Recall Day
, D' j; H- T# B2 }6 d3 E: A' FFabricated Of Refried Dung 6 J( R, {* U, P3 u: w8 J
Fails On Rainy Days ( @& A3 G3 D) U- t) J( v2 _
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
6 a3 b# _1 L- ^0 t7 x7 Z( I; _Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 3 Z* f7 J% o2 m9 ~
Fault Of R&D 4 T, D# J& O1 k3 v8 ~
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
U8 Y) V( T$ V; }6 xFireball On Rear Denting J8 g' V: D0 X8 t# \7 `/ [
First On Road to Dump 2 z$ t: O- g. c6 h' J) W2 M ]0 l
First On Rust and Deterioration
7 b" j& H _; OFix Or Recycle Dilemma
+ b9 I& P) O! @- m' uFlipping Over Results in Death / n S5 n8 A/ {/ Y% _
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
& y B2 H/ A+ D1 s6 J+ M% bFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
$ X( _ u: e$ H& r2 Q1 E/ q; FFoot On Road Decelerates 3 z2 I) I! e g/ ^/ A( {" J
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
) a2 X; F/ l' AFormed Of Rejected DNA j: c. r8 i: V/ J( A; Z% ?# A
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
% i4 l8 j/ I8 r' h. Z) BForward Only; Reverse Defective
: e% l+ b5 I" I; gForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
. W! I7 |0 b! s0 s0 U0 \6 E+ FFork Over Repair Dough ( [; ~4 R; ~. W7 T. D& t
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 8 ~: L% k6 ]: b8 [( y" o0 C+ k
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 8 {% `1 R1 |1 s8 W/ y% Y
Free Or Reduced Drastically
5 y. w2 O8 B5 x* K; _. v1 T3 }, lFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed : \/ I: W/ P z
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
/ l% g% n1 R* q# c4 m D0 _0 u7 _0 _Funny Old Rattling Dump 9 I, _# d5 D7 f1 Y; w u& J H
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) % X6 m' ]- M x0 @
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA ' S' J6 n" W3 P2 o$ M0 i& {
Found Out-Right Dangerous 7 F4 S' ?# a- l" D3 Q9 q1 @- x
Future Of Racings Delight 5 s' Z" }2 L7 Y
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 2 Z o' C/ @# r& Y6 s4 F0 C% g9 L
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability ) O4 z3 a3 C* e4 z0 v R: v) t
Lots To Do
" H; \. {5 A7 PLooses Transmissions Daily
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4 t) Q" F! o! F- D$ `8 oGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked * f* k1 j: b! ?- m6 z& J ^) ^2 ^
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# j: e% V6 C& x4 r( T [5 BGeneral Maintenance
; l& b% N9 _8 z/ W8 M2 S; z# jGreat Mistake
; S; C$ a: E$ G3 ^2 ~Garbage Motors 8 \# E- {$ X! o$ o0 b
Generally Miserable
Q; i+ `% {- QGrossly Misconceived
. ?9 G: R( T& R6 m0 P/ uGluteus Maximus ; T E) V# y3 p" j' X
Good Money
% q! m/ o( [( u j' d. V1 ~Goofy's Manufacturing
/ x. m1 D. b. |/ oGone Mental
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; U. |' ~& n! O5 oGMC:
& `' s7 h$ l; [- O+ L) O( SGrief & Misery Combined " P7 X6 x3 f% r ?9 B
Garage Man's Companion ) s' G& i4 |1 q4 `: [0 l& q
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
5 k+ P: s/ j! D3 hGenerally Mediocre Cars 8 X! N: P2 w" I% Q( Y* h
Get More Chicks
4 V. N; p& K0 c3 ^2 k+ t( G5 aGets Mechanics Crazy . o2 o- ^; j% | a% b
Gods Mechanical Curse # R3 K2 u# d) y/ V& V
Got More Crap
; V5 P$ r ^: f& k: b1 JGreat Mountain Climber
9 p+ k. i* @$ v& NGreat Motor Car
1 c" N$ z3 b' i: B6 @! D0 ~# dGod Made Chevy - t: @ I6 C9 x0 U0 g/ U
Good Moron Car ' `; @ w- x% d0 H+ C# Q7 x2 ]1 g
Got Mine Cheap ! @9 r& \" T! ?, D$ N
Get My Checkbook
, n/ s! @" P) z1 ^3 V+ fGone Mad Corp.
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GTO: 7 _: f/ ?! [( T$ j+ s% E
Gas, Tires, Oil , B2 E' a7 g0 d5 C, ~
Get Tools Out
# Z7 P5 ], p) F/ e$ H( _0 KGet To Onramp 3 B: \7 g7 l1 f
Good To Own ) o) u9 f8 C) M6 L* S7 \; K/ m
Get The Others # }' R8 {2 Z* p! Y0 F6 q: M
Generally Trashed Out
/ c4 t' r4 D7 A* T( D! e9 s) ZGood Time Out
5 \5 h4 j4 n1 f. M5 mGone To Overdrive
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HONDA: 4 {. U; u6 G; [
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
: n( S* K( \4 [" xHad One Never Did Again
2 |# Z) ~! d1 X# r& i/ yHang On, Not Done Accelerating
" Z' ]7 N6 t- ?0 G- e2 PHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
: v2 z9 D3 h- m' L, @, IHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
" A+ ]' |+ z2 n, k/ wHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration * g0 L! ^4 O/ K
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
. [, i+ O/ G5 K5 u7 `/ J" [2 ]PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes % L5 b8 E7 D/ G! o
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: t( I: K- S5 bHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 1 ?: ]7 a( a `" Z9 D3 ]
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, n6 t: Z$ ^* M" R% l9 r( m0 @ L& UJust Eats Every Part . }7 L+ R; e/ ?1 H- `
Just Empty Every Pocket
& h# y3 R' F2 Q# a( t1 k5 iJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
, T, d& F$ U5 g# g% ]7 A3 jJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
3 J9 b" S, y7 W7 h$ Z! ZJinxed Engine has Extra Parts . y- S+ K! z( a
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Kick It Around
/ Y% }# D) k$ E- SKick It Again ! ^* ]2 }: p* {
Killed In Action * r2 E, o8 s) N T* f6 s, }
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 1 `8 g" U1 ~% W% [& }. S
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Money Guzzler 8 G* Z# [! Q% b+ l
Mostly Garaged . N2 ]8 n" W! y, I
Major Goof . l4 m+ U7 @, q! Y0 Q9 O) G
MGB: Might Go Backwards
# C9 i$ T( I# fMGB: Might Go, But . . . 0 v; r+ A0 M; Z2 d0 V% I! r
MGB: Motor Going Bad . |4 V. x3 u6 f9 u
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 2 O F+ c1 ^+ U8 Z" O/ T+ K* r
. R2 f8 q. S9 [$ RMOPAR 9 e8 l8 P7 X) f# k" s' n
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly $ X4 G2 _1 u( d+ Z0 L) v
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously + j6 s9 A4 w. @: k. }
Most Often Passed At Races
( Z6 i2 L; D0 }0 G6 P3 @" iMostly Old Parts And Rust ) L' n/ m; U* f# T
Move Over People Are Racing
3 c7 x, v" V' ]2 v& W m! G" D$ I7 UMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 8 {* g( w3 }1 j1 q4 W/ S" ?
My Old Pig Ain't Running 3 u% ~& ^; ]2 ?5 Z* W6 v2 p$ _0 p
My Only Problems Are Repairs
" `" w6 j9 _( ~$ RMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 1 f$ G L! _9 M# L& F" Y- W4 p
More Often Parts Are Replaced # G$ N# Z" G# D8 ~
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3 Z: k* i3 Q0 Q5 o+ KMUSTANG:
* K2 F* O d8 K# y- W' GMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
" a I+ ?+ X3 B' c$ z+ zMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
7 ^5 V7 ~8 S" ?2 Y* }4 @6 KMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go + ?8 R1 e! ~- |9 u# _8 F% D" ?4 O
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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- n4 P& M% r# s7 cOLDSMOBILE: - B1 W- ]* L% ~* W. \
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
, \/ R7 O+ u" m5 S+ S1 |Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: ; N# @$ l: m) ^0 G2 f) H" O
Put In Nickel To Operate * K& Q+ r& r1 g6 i. w( G
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ) z& E$ k) a# W& ] Q. c0 v" g
Put In New Transmission Often
0 W) B' I* B0 q" cPushed In Neutral Too Often
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# B. C. o9 Z, e4 @1 ePONTIAC: % I: Y8 d) H% v
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 2 j! u4 r- E5 q/ C
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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0 u9 Z4 _0 ]" HPORSCHE: & U8 e5 I, W. U5 w" Z1 N
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ) d8 |4 J) p9 D ]; {$ R0 k* T
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
! n/ b( W! g# b& hSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
0 H% c/ z7 ~( T3 h6 QSad Attempt At Beauty
- v- K. \& P! I1 z1 TSorry Auto, Always Broken ; E$ h& W5 O3 ~/ y9 d# j" [
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: 9 _, a i1 f; o( r& Z7 _& A
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
8 f, e8 x0 {8 C ^- N9 yTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass , u% [# Z4 p7 {& @
The One You Ought To Avoid
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4 F7 f8 `% ?( e; LTRIUMPH: + i) u, `+ q7 k3 d& s+ G8 ^
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 8 e' l$ M+ D' J0 c0 }# d; G
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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0 k8 ~" u/ m' G; D1 H, WTR: Tools Required + S7 e( Q% c4 q" w2 e5 ~, B- x
0 \, ?* L. K% U4 p* L( \& V; RVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object & K2 }( M/ m1 C7 W8 F
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VW:
& O# K7 N! l0 o9 P& zVintage Wreck
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