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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Mrs. has
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Mr. in it;
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She has
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Madam has
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Adam in it;
+ |3 Q  k" R6 q- N+ y3 k7 QNo wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the1 w& a- p4 _9 t+ F: E, L
legs of a woman.... 1 d' [: X; o, \3 F/ X- g& d
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now.../ P% J+ ]2 [1 Y

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with. }9 W! ]+ ]; r+ i& y# Z  C
MEN?  
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MEN tal breakdown( }# B8 {' O8 k, R7 J) @; {+ H: H

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terectomy.
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( r5 u! t6 }3 [  u3 q1 W! \! M' tSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.5 q" }# F1 S  l. ?- u+ z

. Y9 Z: p! v2 r& S/ [Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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! A* |4 F. h: j, U. _Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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