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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.  q% K: |  o% M% v( \8 A0 X
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Woman has
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Mrs. has
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She has
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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; S  c; u+ y  w. DMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the( y! E; s* N  Z6 j5 ]
legs of a woman.... / [0 k5 R5 M& Z  @& {
Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with9 q/ U8 }( d2 X8 T: Q1 [
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MEN strual cramps/ t) D9 c" K6 l- Y, {
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MEN tal breakdown
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HIS
terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.+ G7 i+ D$ w6 F8 ?. c7 t

' B+ b9 [9 c4 [1 i4 F3 LSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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4 G# B% ^3 G3 OHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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