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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.0 G4 `! v" v# a, M8 u2 E! u# e! l

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Mrs. has
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Mr. in it;
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Male  h: J# M4 D' V
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She has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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2 s. m* ^" \, C- H- T1 WMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the  X4 S; D4 I3 m9 D2 c
legs of a woman.... ) a0 Q' S7 U1 r5 t
Why?
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4 h3 @- u$ j0 @( F! K1 A. C3 H, RBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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, V0 x1 M! G) O: y- i7 O# s4 EOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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" ]$ I3 r$ f0 h( R  lI never looked at it this way before:

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; O3 T# p+ F' g. PEver notice how all of women's problems start with, Y) h; d3 I: Y
MEN?  
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MEN tal illness
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GUY necologist
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AND ..
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2 Y3 J# U+ r3 ~  z9 a: Z6 w' aWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a
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1 j. G) h4 O* K9 p1 B  QSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.$ x  d8 o$ B# [

$ R& f# O+ r! ]" K% ZSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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1 e+ h1 B9 t5 g3 z7 T, A3 ^' w5 bHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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what's a hell
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