Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. i8 a  ~& @0 s! a7 S7 [If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

0 ~6 \& E" m  _$ Q0 lIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

; i2 g; o# T8 q) e7 `' CIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ U' O1 Z! B# r. j0 P9 K1 ?3 D* ZIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

  y& x  J5 j5 v, Y1 ]5 dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
4 Y$ u$ k/ Z8 A4 D9 x3 T' }) tIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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: O  R2 o+ W' ~# b, V+ ~6 MIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, }  R: }9 M# n' }$ iIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

3 T! h+ \0 l$ F+ D8 fIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. Q0 z, h: q. u$ Z7 @' E2 f( ]If you don't, you're a slob.
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3 o" a) Q* l0 ~4 T% C* G3 cIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) ^* s4 W! e8 O. E! w# zIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

# X( v7 ]' z7 {+ Y, P7 h, QIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
) h: |% u7 u9 i5 Dfeeling sorry for the guys~