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2 }1 n# t( \2 VIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.' y E' p. r0 x' x" h# u+ j
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.5 y# i7 M* V+ z
, o \! b+ R, |3 S2 E. B( sIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 e* |1 N# P8 c) j% @- A# w( f8 cIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.! ~: |3 {8 ?5 ~& C: D/ z
5 H& `: L& T0 i7 \6 v7 gIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.; [6 S7 `1 m# S0 ^9 C- X
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.7 Y: `9 t4 u& S- Z; V. K
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If you cry, you're a wimp.6 h1 ?) }2 s# o+ W3 U
If you don't, you're insensitive.7 X, s/ ^& ^+ l4 s
+ c3 A! v7 D3 P1 h" p( hIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.& z8 ]/ s* _4 \$ f$ N
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.5 O3 _, K, E- s( t: J4 w1 ?
" o! V# G& w: U5 {; f) }: l; {/ MIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 f& F) e4 N5 D, R6 n
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( c, ]* {# Q1 ?# J0 z" ?If you don't, you're a slob.
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, v& i8 H" f- q$ i5 \6 F3 w; FIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.1 N3 G8 S2 T- k% j
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
: w. K9 X( D' w; M5 Z/ q- DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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