Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 S4 u2 J* A( n, E6 L) e3 F# y. ?' nIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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# A+ H  `' T# ?8 YIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
1 T, r: r) I6 Q5 U) tIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ [) o& d: h6 u) TIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

. d! s' ^6 P% C. K- YIf you cry, you're a wimp.
$ W. A" U: \5 b' O0 h8 ?If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 |" \$ U# h3 K# ?4 UIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

; @2 E3 O# @. V# EIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 d4 d7 E. R4 J% OIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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* R# D3 |% ~: h9 gIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

3 A2 C  v* ?* x; W) d1 W1 D+ yIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
9 }3 `, V. A0 DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
6 K5 I. M. e: Q. P$ f  X8 l3 lfeeling sorry for the guys~