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$ I9 p( H$ ~# GIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation." N/ L h! \& [ \3 R- O7 H" r
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.- N8 l2 @. y' T- l
$ w, A2 E8 c" V. eIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
$ M! D4 L9 B; g! z, |. y1 RIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- t8 z* B& o" c X! MIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( ~2 ]4 J$ e' q4 O! O; x7 u4 Z8 v/ ZIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ O6 Y1 J5 B0 [4 o4 \/ }6 H5 W
% W( S) t; q* R* B& y j3 K. TIf you cry, you're a wimp.
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4 V) J- G7 K6 u6 T8 GIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, g/ s+ M H3 S- {# {) K# S4 [4 dIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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; d6 e: J7 |1 u2 ]) n$ jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 ]' K8 r9 x4 h
If she asks you, it's a favor.5 p& p) J! _2 }' y ]/ W
% t" J, s7 Y. O3 T4 SIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ ]$ _) H$ e6 Y
If you don't, you're a slob.. v, \8 z, D2 |4 {0 w: p [
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 G- f) B- u, a; _, }+ kIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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J. C/ J1 m/ L. A6 g2 X XIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.' V* T# n$ w' v& Z
If you're not, you're not ambitious.8 S/ h7 R _% ?0 J$ q* g* i7 v
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
6 E# p f( a) t& N9 QIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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