Brother you can't win

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) p3 K1 Z+ M! AIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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  j$ l+ }2 w# q: `( CIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- }& G! ?0 d$ ]1 l& `" \If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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% N4 D: z; J8 f& u, {) B- FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 s- F' Z/ g$ x. ]5 gIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  @& J. `2 S2 @3 r. x3 u5 S+ c6 V0 bIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

6 e" x' w# o! W" q% T# rIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
5 a9 W7 O9 X* e% SIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
4 A; P; |& @, G+ Z8 f+ ?8 b3 QIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
# {$ G- R: j+ C$ S; Kfeeling sorry for the guys~