Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

: }' ]! P+ V* I" C9 b0 uIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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" j/ ?0 E5 U. E; i5 eIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! X* G( `" e" s( R5 n; z% o6 EIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 u7 A) }: O9 r: S; K3 z; \If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ M% R/ {5 f6 I0 ]If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% _/ U  G0 S; t& j: T& f) UIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

6 Q1 u4 j- b& {" H5 u" F/ q/ OIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
' Y" o+ ~3 U( f! afeeling sorry for the guys~