Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
6 m' b" p: Z+ V+ S9 H+ c( q
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# a) a5 G8 Z  TIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

* m  ~/ _/ V: }: N  vIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! J1 F" p* V+ c9 `3 `4 ~If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
' l1 r$ p# O: j* j
! I2 `. c& w* U/ q0 B8 I* }6 DIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
9 m# P0 Y) @7 z3 l) l6 L: x
( ~/ }& B( Q  H! }) o( f' }  ]If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

9 F3 j: t; ]5 oIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
; l8 g* Y. k. K) e
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 g2 X% L! X; s' N" y& p# IIf she asks you, it's a favor.
0 X9 l* {+ }8 H% g6 M9 C6 I
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- O8 N; M! H8 u& O* U) c3 YIf you don't, you're a slob.
! ?( w8 A3 l- E, B
) K6 h# l: i$ \, K/ P* LIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
8 w4 X1 B& L3 x3 \& L: ?7 ^
9 ?4 `  r3 i: C7 x$ cIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

: s0 p) N4 Q9 ], lIf she has a headache, she's tired.
  v) l# U; N5 K$ i( r! P, b8 a( gIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~