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h" _) P8 I1 U' \( g4 D5 J8 j! uIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.) W; E6 w" n& f2 t) W5 `* g0 c3 X8 L
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.2 B5 p `, I. j. y" h4 N- y, V
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.6 b0 C- b0 g# W& W
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! D& v* E+ T' I; f1 XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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4 ] b% E% y& l6 q. K* A9 W g" zIf you cry, you're a wimp.
z5 |1 L) L9 [, [( I. ]1 |+ r) MIf you don't, you're insensitive.4 A' |6 A3 i1 u0 Z
- V% g% |4 d% ?5 lIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# Z- W a6 g$ O( |& eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.$ \5 F- Y7 J3 }5 E" @
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
]( c# q$ R& ?If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.0 ]; z& w0 U. S5 _8 P
If you don't, you're a slob.8 g/ B: Z8 {2 R; L. t8 p% w" }6 z
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.; ^$ {0 \$ k, I
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
6 u3 H; W- r0 K" s7 k, ]If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
1 Y9 E' |% g& DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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