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% I; K% p: J: e0 G9 c9 _1 P'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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% T$ Z: e) E" z8 |. O( BThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'% h. k c" T* }0 B6 u0 R
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
5 ^4 p+ r4 _0 ~$ w! m `(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. * X/ j; ]# G: ^3 {( @0 f- m( g
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ( U# e+ F$ i" I1 s: |& K3 ^2 S
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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