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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. % w6 k! e* z5 R
6 K+ I. M/ V( z4 c! K$ e7 G'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' - @3 k T n$ U5 ~
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 1 \5 p# K2 E) d/ n; S6 d% G
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'4 k5 h7 B& t, [% d( Y R
+ p7 w. i9 E$ h9 ['OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................( v6 c, y, }3 Y7 }1 d0 }
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' w, e" [0 @0 t# G- y: l4 {
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 7 n5 t& m) }6 B
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' & y; D. D% _$ p& A- b8 l5 e
8 ?" J. `' U8 p5 B'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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