*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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0 v7 a3 _, L2 P# s6 DThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'

; `- J6 P% b% r7 j: g. h3 N'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

/ [1 W. }0 ]5 c5 m" s/ \'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
. J  i) Z9 Z7 I5 l' h(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

# J3 y  I. T! M$ w/ o# SGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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billzhao

so interesting
, d1 m7 y5 B' l4 u6 I  }7 f( N$ ithanks for sharing

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mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

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