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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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5 W: u" E4 q1 `: Y'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ( Q0 {8 s) z" X- F2 c; V. m g
" x" a5 r4 z4 o7 rThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................6 h( h2 l: F) I2 u% U% c
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ( X% _: p- {! [: S0 F7 O k& [9 q
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 7 g6 ~ f& E0 i" M q5 u, `
* n4 A9 @) O9 q8 bGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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