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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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: ]* y$ e! g. O0 |# a. B9 J$ A'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.', V. i) a5 r: A8 M
$ h+ J1 q' e4 a'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
0 ]& d! `1 x; A7 V. Y(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' N8 d9 n, W; R' \* s9 j( |( ?
+ @: l0 i& \5 J. G' P'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. " m" r; J9 M* ?! A- \: N; w* m
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' * H9 y: Z$ V/ H+ g
4 l, {$ m' Y( u% S H: k'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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