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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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5 {+ S- y8 m/ j q+ kThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'. U# x- V* `6 r6 q0 j
" V4 H& C8 m* [5 ^6 c/ I1 q'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................# H& o0 R @& v, F) M' h( ?
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 1 a( h# D/ G- W; E+ i8 o0 c
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 8 r0 m3 B0 M9 j; ^' I3 b! k
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ) P' H; E' ^! I+ q+ T. K) H
5 g: Z) t( V( R6 B8 x& r% V'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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