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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' % a+ G u' p/ Z& ~- d
" }# M: ]5 ^5 ?1 BThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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+ y! S. l1 c: K, a'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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, Z' A& e9 I7 t% i7 J3 U/ e'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................1 y% Z; }' h5 N5 v. l/ d2 h' U' p
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ; S2 W0 ` n$ f/ i( M/ h
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 5 Y- f" o Y- n6 s: w
5 B- ~# F, ]5 N! X& g4 xGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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$ H/ V7 @+ r# S9 o'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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