Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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$ O& ~  f2 i% G0 f WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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$ g/ O6 G& \3 F THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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' ^: a& A' A; V5 O I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


) F4 H; r7 e1 J WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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: Q) n4 O* y; v, l1 P SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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" W" S2 N& T/ k5 R  { SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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2 W0 ?9 u* V4 Q4 L THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~