Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN1 V' V* d( l, C: e& p" r! s
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3 C: f1 {$ J8 X+ t WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.2 t. \0 N% X+ W& a( @1 q( p

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.( |& F3 Z6 Z+ m2 v, E
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .# I' g* g9 ~8 e2 `) j  l

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# H( [+ i( l3 p( q, r/ ? "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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. |) s0 d, x$ s/ [/ W, j THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.  y3 w/ e' P3 m2 x

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* n# H3 S7 @5 T+ I( K% y( l WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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* G  r# f7 A# E; q  |: s "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."8 Z( K' d  @! @* l8 O! x! f0 G

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. V/ B" \( S% @. J6 X THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.  i7 G/ G+ y9 I7 U, i) W( D
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..2 r) D4 q! j# }4 ~/ T, Y

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR7 @- H0 }; [# @5 W$ w

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; o3 f; t6 Q/ v" U THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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, |  _; k) c+ E* U9 a THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU- D9 c3 @3 Y* ^7 i/ X$ B1 j$ o
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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