Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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2 l+ Z4 C$ p! h! U7 O& }& g A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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9 ^. B: Q: E2 P/ r7 \ WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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1 U# y0 Q( ^; M  {5 W  e THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


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IMPRESSIVE..
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3 n4 _" E9 v) c SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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# `1 B2 @  G* ]+ Q9 H LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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