Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN) x9 U0 G/ F' e( y  E: b
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3 H: E: S; I" X2 v WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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9 a. p2 E+ S0 Z- b SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.* m& m1 q  Q9 x' ~5 E  }8 ^$ M

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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& f: \; s1 Q. h$ W. Z, t+ a. r THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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7 X! H1 a& n% Q/ i, Y. Y, p" A I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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& [+ `' l0 k2 N- C2 k1 e THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.. ~8 d6 I. i8 }6 c2 V: p
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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9 i+ y  N- ^" Q "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS  ^5 E' T* g5 f4 d

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3 c$ w5 q6 w6 k2 S: Z8 U4 W. N- q7 X SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.- W& k2 ]+ e6 P- t5 v6 d7 V
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER." W9 B/ N- Y5 |
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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/ G( L  \$ X. ~0 H. ?6 u$ V$ w. P LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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