Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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1 |- l7 `, @4 ?, m6 r5 P SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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, v) r% |, f9 b, K  M/ c. v" a THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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: G" I7 Z% \7 w THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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6 l- j, _5 M1 e; M I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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5 V& X6 T. y% S- t+ Z7 T A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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- J$ R6 s9 `0 ^  W4 S. D THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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2 ~( B: @& T$ Q6 `' t5 g THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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! p+ e, s( N, a  _( q9 p. C IMPRESSIVE..

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5 z" d) ^2 r7 `: Q* G* I SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


; N: p! |( d! @% ?! h; c SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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+ g) _1 }5 A1 K4 j3 ?, f& h" f THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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( T3 _) I$ @" i+ T* Y, Q$ { THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


9 U" z- R6 M$ q# X7 D& y LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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I read a similar one before~