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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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_; h- m* n3 c* B4 e0 E7 h WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.0 g! L& F8 ?$ S3 ?
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."1 r) ?) C! p4 s8 c
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.1 r: u) h- ]* p1 X4 [# N8 T) c
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.. z; o, P$ T# m$ r# }2 Z- D
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4 B- S+ h4 N& `( P" c, q WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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9 ?1 E2 q1 N# e0 Z, p* O/ d+ O THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH./ @4 G( E% A7 e! i) w3 p! p4 W
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS& l$ ^: K( f% P/ C( p# g
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR3 {0 D2 }% ^+ Z
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.* w% W4 F! q C* Z
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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