Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN" i- G* W0 `3 k, a$ G) h4 V1 \
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7 K7 V* I$ Z+ [ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.2 r* O7 M: A+ m$ N  O

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7 G5 \; H; z' Y% K: H THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.8 i7 k) L, o5 h
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .( ?& g# {! Y' |+ z+ R* ^$ n* B2 S$ G
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.". k. b. _' z  y: d4 c% ?8 E

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.) F% U! H7 R$ B0 U0 Y; G
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7 p& i7 P5 d0 }7 y THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.  U5 J2 U' q0 b1 j
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1 r7 @5 d9 k& k: M WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,5 ~# n1 W& U( k. K9 s

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR- K0 H; C8 S5 p1 R5 J" @0 Y
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.8 |* [) D6 w& P- P, Z1 G, ]
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1 u9 J+ T2 h' G3 w  L" C THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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5 b6 n6 w' s  m LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A8 q- m$ y" k; Y6 i
FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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