Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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, }! ~3 r3 \/ v; Z THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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5 A5 \" R! G' ~9 B$ X9 ~ THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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* S1 K, U; G: H; Z6 \ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~