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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.+ O( Y3 Z9 U% }# ]
/ [2 h2 ]. n- ^5 J' Y4 ^0 JYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?+ J' L2 w. [; D3 H1 K& `: Y. ]+ ^
9 n0 Q! x2 H4 V+ |0 B9 VWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"$ l# Z# }( Y9 V s9 r
4 e* }* [, h3 [, G4 b& V$ r: B, hSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"5 O/ u. n8 B9 E+ Q6 ^. x
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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