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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car." t0 }& c9 v. C& n4 \/ e Q
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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1 Z" }9 d& o( y3 M0 v( iWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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& [; d3 s+ k+ A$ Y" U. sSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"3 l1 E* E; P# O' \2 A
# L% h; ?, ?+ l& W5 i9 t- {/ |.... and that's when the fight started. |
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