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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.! ^9 _# M1 a1 T- c3 t# Z
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?/ m/ ~4 O# n% l
% v; v9 k9 _" E m) F9 JWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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0 o# p; r( x- n9 H.... and that's when the fight started. |
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