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: F* P5 |4 K) c d4 }" pI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
6 q3 u' ^9 ~1 Ihad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 A/ d( w6 n' R7 L$ q% ronly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ f4 D" B& w* d
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 }; v6 I4 U; `% l& ^tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
0 V- v5 h3 X, Q! e& Twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
# w. M! Z4 b7 R; h0 j5 n/ ~deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 C2 L* I& M/ Q/ N
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# K1 v* @6 j; h0 p& w, X- G" ?% [
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& b4 ]3 O4 G7 l) @
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
" A% r4 J6 D8 J; g7 j4 fcommitted my life to her sister.* V5 ~8 t" s# Z6 l; R! {8 {: I
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! O+ p% l+ K' K7 [: p j6 RWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
: K: S8 Q9 A! p/ Q/ w3 fsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
5 Y: _' i6 C3 u9 j# R; J8 yfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. P7 E; \9 ^2 m G5 U1 i( D
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline) V0 Y9 d! w5 _5 u% f0 n/ N o4 y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# O3 X- {: p2 [/ E/ z7 V
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 I. h! e7 ]) x" C7 k1 Z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't1 J: m. E' |! X: `; k) G0 S
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 F" ~$ X3 x+ C; i( `
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