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( m$ J8 C8 o6 r* e5 M5 fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' u% n& K/ X2 t/ U! U# _! a& ^- [
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
1 Z9 Y' r6 @+ y# ]# R" oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. v$ u( Y: k0 C Z: `% u' H1 Y' L
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: f$ `2 E/ F& fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very8 O* r- u( J; g' s9 i3 L
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' D3 o* ~9 Z( |7 N
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 t7 q) D3 d: W9 X# | f% X% C
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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4 j( }3 `& b6 o0 v* ]- h: }One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
1 D+ u: C! ?$ X, sover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she; M- \9 ^9 {6 h5 K6 A9 _, r
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't" Q5 r0 X# }# R. [
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
. W6 u3 r; @. ?& a& c) Fcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ g. H! T0 X+ V( O; I x8 h
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
+ b1 X6 X3 j R7 \5 ~, ^0 wfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ ^) A& H) P B& W/ @6 K# Nthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" N: K. m; o# \8 l. R/ ]1 d" d
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
6 u8 { ?/ T! f i* X6 m( Omy car.1 A2 y$ C' X9 u1 c
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing! q# T9 Z2 Q( `8 X7 j
outside, all clapping!1 q S9 U4 }. o* f5 V
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 r# s! G! [. G+ i. w5 Qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
1 k9 e; G/ G; d) ~4 Fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 ~9 B8 y4 H9 N2 |, x; z' p( \, BAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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