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: I8 c- r" _$ A7 z' c7 z* O% thad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 m0 ^0 Z5 w/ b* C+ Z( N+ L
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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/ Z: [8 G: [* l4 M) n+ GMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& P% N% {3 v a8 M1 ~; R5 Rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down( P+ a; {3 u' ^% ^0 v2 }
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 E! p, U) ]3 p+ @1 r
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- o+ _, Z1 c: r
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come+ d) v5 b* P" y9 l9 D2 m0 \
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she% J$ D. W; z# E* p0 J+ B
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! M# e r( L5 Q' T" t
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and7 P6 u! I6 z4 a3 Q5 Z
committed my life to her sister.) v$ p! }3 B) f2 p7 {' w5 Q3 _
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
- `1 X. ^, W! b2 ?2 R Y+ Wsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up) c! K. E0 I+ ?$ C- }- Y# ^$ B- _( O
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline% `' a, K0 r" e' b
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards P9 G$ |0 b. ~* K
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing: c: D; T9 ^& E: N& D1 V' Z
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% P" v( |! t. V% Y; H: A
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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