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% j' B7 }# z5 K( d% |& @* TI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ d; i. [* r: z* j/ h# z$ x0 q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! M6 p9 U; D4 U( n, u9 A
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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# A5 W) c! ?' u' B( R7 x# ]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
+ d" S2 U. @( xtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( `- l, D) X* p! _2 c7 @0 A* c0 F
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. T$ {7 s: O! y6 \' ~% b$ HOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) l: G, }$ J, B b; N; D
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, E8 K/ o1 C( F. J
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 X+ t9 P4 n" u; A) a% dovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 `0 B+ ^- n0 i0 Wcommitted my life to her sister.& P4 K7 R4 G- W/ |8 i& U0 V
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, n; x; x/ h; qWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
- {0 K* N4 M) n: }9 O; @5 ]+ gsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 J |$ Y- J- D; ]7 U8 ]) ^' Cfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- u l1 z; j; V, D& i' w: J
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! u+ p4 U6 R O, c3 b
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards. }* w% S% @6 p$ ^0 Y" c7 M
my car.6 K" U8 E$ [# F* [( i
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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6 _8 W) s# C7 f2 o! iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# k4 n9 I. X% X0 A8 B
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- K$ b- b" N' _' F6 gask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". L& W6 O# {0 f& N' D9 c
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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