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THE WEDDING TEST# @3 {0 \" Y- D
3 |0 E0 r z* f' G9 n/ f% q# X* [I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
_) ^ U" Y( A+ _; R+ U0 a8 Whad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
, [! y! N: q4 ?" n* Conly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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. x7 n) y( d/ t* p- w q& l+ GMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 F: d$ `. r/ C, c1 Q7 P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' x4 e3 ?# `) A- H4 S% d
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
& Z2 G0 S2 K. m: b, [deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 m. o j0 | X+ J9 h; ?: O
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 d" b7 M; \* o2 T% j8 r
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she& p/ V0 b+ T4 a7 p5 K3 S9 T
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# f3 L% t% A- q- i& w+ g% c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 T! u8 y: d* c2 y
committed my life to her sister.3 n" O2 D$ q6 _- p( l/ g
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, @- V2 `) P$ nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# C- P* U! T0 d$ ?
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
# Q) H; D/ @, R) rfling, just come up and get me."
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 u" N0 y$ O7 z( H* P7 o6 ~
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards0 R5 c( q/ w; c: X& S, h
my car.1 A c# _* j; s& d
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ d7 N% y3 S3 y) w
outside, all clapping!1 a3 ~& m1 [3 u: U2 [3 o
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and I& p7 ]( C+ e. S% W
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 @( o+ ? `% m; B
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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6 c9 J8 z) j& X' j5 h) Z1 F: |And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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