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" H( w6 V0 y/ W3 y+ }I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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0 ^. {) r/ R" G/ h, b1 Honly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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, r6 y2 c4 K+ S& Y5 Y M4 FMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 H! |8 L1 h0 S
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ E* T% c: K* D, C) \
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 ^, ?0 m% S/ `: S9 O1 O5 pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! i. j& i! j T G$ g
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, o2 A& b8 x4 M8 @6 H H V
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, z3 B6 n- c5 L9 `5 jovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 p$ D8 [- Z0 Z+ r/ ccommitted my life to her sister.
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2 h7 X: F1 L, t- `/ g N9 B- {Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
2 G4 A4 L' m) Y9 S( R8 G& h5 Ksaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 g# x+ z1 j \0 M5 {
fling, just come up and get me."
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) c7 `( P* |5 U& WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
' v1 C8 f) `) n0 O& w/ gthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
9 }/ x# }& F! U; b. y3 c* Cstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
2 C) u& H/ Z- Tmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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5 }4 r! T+ A) sWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
. ]; e! F( b3 f9 ]# ?% d. {said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ G8 u; f( L. @, h( L$ G3 M
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.", ^7 E) `( x- C" H
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- `; H1 x9 n+ T2 W& z: w8 `And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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