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3 l" j+ e) V! Q2 L$ mI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
g3 `% e. }$ A/ h8 r2 n. f' Shad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
2 H% W1 y; [/ aonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) f" k: ~; j% _
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: Z* T7 ~+ o/ C& ~9 N7 X( W
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; N8 h8 S4 r" C3 i# m+ M
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
- b8 r7 d7 O6 Z( v& ydeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 v N. Z; ]% l. E* d* ^. a4 B, \
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' [, @ s& j9 Q5 V0 A2 |One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
' U6 B2 D7 @$ a5 `8 z2 r5 Tover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
- y) @* O! V- |+ ^% D. }5 I* twhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 G3 u( U5 `( q4 T' B$ z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- w8 N8 }1 }2 {; X- X
committed my life to her sister.- h/ b* ~- u7 @9 ]
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9 I( O; d# U" ~& P: g* X" CWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She5 R' G4 i# X( f4 @
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
" i! I7 `! F% c( Zfling, just come up and get me."
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; h% C' S( g# m% X& FI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 w! N; U" j* ]( _$ [6 k) Q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
4 U' E0 n4 E( i3 f) A+ \- W9 Y( sstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 X- r3 u8 c9 y8 V) a) I
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing# G! [+ G& |* O- `$ P. E& k0 E
outside, all clapping!
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% q6 H1 k2 d& ~2 `With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" j' O+ M+ F+ P+ r/ J: h, X- dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't+ u/ A8 Y3 n3 f5 n. m% }$ p
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."2 @# c+ k8 G U) V
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4 k. l( Q& I; WAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your6 U4 t1 N% ~4 U7 l3 W" \; Z9 H) ]
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