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8 b4 P+ }- n$ w4 X( b; _* G6 fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I5 s1 g, G/ J/ t4 a M$ a K
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was3 j) h0 @1 X* ]7 ]
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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: _' s' p7 o4 c7 }6 nMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% L/ x# y, N9 ]) Q. wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 \: o0 U( X6 _- Novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 K6 N! x1 t! U- z9 s
committed my life to her sister.
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/ m+ O9 I, E. t3 R6 c- aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 i- r0 W. L' W, m
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) H L% P& ?/ H2 n" ]$ `. z
fling, just come up and get me."
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# e; _, B) Z& O- BI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! i% I1 h$ a- z: P! bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline# [- f/ _* e5 _5 s; S$ v9 ~% \
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards- M4 N- e+ ]3 V3 |- g; x
my car.' ]1 C; R9 ^$ U& ~* X
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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, U) ]: d* n& I* u( h) VWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. L# w% q/ O4 m& n1 @# e4 |
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't: }8 U' [1 [4 ?& X0 B1 s2 T
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your' M# t. C# P) k" f% y
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