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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
2 l6 z; q2 u4 g) f5 x* l/ UUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
% K4 [, \3 A: }8 S# B2 [0 uWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
( f& ^! d2 ]# xfamily was invited over to see the baby. + w$ T1 N* B" E: g; A( z2 }
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
1 L5 ~! F+ Y. r7 ?+ Fwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.1 j. }1 {  ~* U# V9 y
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 1 l3 r& ^$ s- s6 d* F' |# o
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he- v; x0 g# R! ?( @
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.& ~! q% l4 [$ ^. v( S. e2 z0 u
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
9 [" [0 L( r# e5 ^) o2 t$ tWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
. c) J  r/ a* g1 vbaby.'
6 G. n+ _$ [' S( Y+ S* GThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
, \- J0 s( T- `8 W  v; IJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful1 N0 ?2 b9 i- [' a4 I; l; W3 P3 `9 Z
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can9 O6 t9 I7 k3 _$ k) V/ v5 a3 M
he see?'
: [! d8 M' g* `( D: ['Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said9 G# q3 J" }0 S5 ]! `  x
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he. L: q% }% [" Q' H) U4 g: E) E
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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