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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ( m) @, z( ^1 A) C- S- @3 V& P
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.; w3 R0 }/ d1 o2 [
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's0 M+ m' Y# L! N
family was invited over to see the baby.
* F" o0 h5 X8 W# s" S; NBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
' r& t8 W; i8 |with him and explained that the baby had no ears." W9 ~9 F' I/ Z1 Y; k
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ) o" S2 k' ]3 n4 T
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he1 j6 D' F" X  a
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
- g. p6 E; e& e. x" x. y. z& QLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
* h" f  j9 ?6 q* Q& v% gWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful/ Y( }2 H6 Y. }) z, M
baby.'8 u9 u7 N% o- e
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
4 V" D" L! j. p' A; ~! O: H/ L. }Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
' q! |" m% W. i. p8 ]6 b% flittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
1 Q& c& T8 d9 L" che see?'
" C5 n# D$ b2 Y' A8 f'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said  s/ [: t8 s& k5 g$ ~* W
he has 20/20 vision.'( i! R$ V+ g/ ?- m, W

# Z! k; u2 O4 d6 Y" h/ g'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he0 R0 P6 l2 f+ c5 u8 F! |) a& `
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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