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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
/ C; o' L0 G& ]6 f+ i/ {Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears." |- J# R" U2 T+ r
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's& E( j  g- |0 t0 i; a  ~
family was invited over to see the baby. # f1 ]* j% i% W2 Y' \
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk, f( ?' L. M" T4 T8 e
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
' Y% S: Y! F9 p8 A! {His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ! d9 \, k6 n1 V0 e+ V4 Z& B
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he# C7 Y" p) I* l
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.) N: ?" j7 Q& k, L3 J8 }
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. : {3 |" j5 _' i: x/ H, v
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful6 B( y  X4 E8 |6 h
baby.'" \1 \3 f( ~6 }; @
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. % O& y  _* z+ B' V# ]: D# c7 N+ h
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
- d' ~! _! X9 [; ]  S4 J5 r1 ylittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can/ K/ Z/ j% W' Y/ d& L+ i. ^$ Z
he see?'
: X4 P- h, t/ m6 r& E'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
' u% Z+ d# C* R0 |+ X0 X9 S he has 20/20 vision.'# S% Y# V$ `/ [6 P( H1 ^  Z

, U; S7 I% s6 r'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he, S$ \# M1 Q$ B$ G
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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