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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 3 ]  u/ E: `4 J" r4 G  M! K
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
( H! p9 n$ P4 x" R; ^3 GWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's8 e2 Q5 U# @( l
family was invited over to see the baby.
% C( o) [2 t0 V: n8 Y" i0 P  N/ s! UBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
3 V! |  w5 I  r0 H& `with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
9 k' u) v% s1 e+ o# _. K) C$ AHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
7 h- ~8 @9 h" W/ C2 yabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
; D0 ]: A0 ^4 \! S. Q/ N8 ~would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.+ w0 v" \* J& z& j3 N
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. + q7 T8 k' p( T9 b( `- k) e
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful* ?+ `7 |' G" r+ x& i. n
baby.'5 @. h) W+ H; W5 k4 t3 S+ W
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
( m" \0 k6 j( a4 NJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
" Y# G5 V- e5 r% nlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can6 @; [* Q7 e. e0 q( K7 ]2 q* A
he see?'
9 E* \8 u- R% O  P'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said9 F2 N1 w& j. v5 c
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
2 x2 L  F& z. F  B: Nneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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