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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. , s/ E: F+ V4 B
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.9 v; N/ K& x, Z# U0 @
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's2 q) N0 [& q# |0 _; G! O
family was invited over to see the baby.   A1 ]# d  q# v4 m
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
6 C9 q8 {6 o6 T# Y. K* Xwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
  ]' Z3 f$ D+ c# I6 V2 z+ rHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
0 H8 I: t" k/ I- \) h( q  fabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he4 v" f/ Y  c* A# ^8 e
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
2 ]) g0 x5 @; t/ A; bLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 0 N  B9 c1 O* l! Q. H7 O4 ]9 M
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
8 I$ j- x' P2 n( J- [6 kbaby.'
) G' b  }; F& b' P6 f- x& J8 FThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
8 z0 e7 u6 |$ I+ K& zJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
+ W! ?4 @, o. ~9 @% Vlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can1 ~* G- Y2 E+ Y1 T# ?
he see?'
) s. }/ R* T) t' f% R' t  g'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said# r9 h& O5 Z+ }) D; O& a+ T/ Z  a
he has 20/20 vision.'# X: L7 k* h( T2 q5 U& [

  }9 R" p! U  z2 J! W'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
1 L) k! B" X" _  f6 Dneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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