The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
6 k  H* N+ j* Q3 w: Vfamily was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
# v) y6 W- K- w* x% k. babout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
% T9 x1 Y( e7 J( G7 G& M+ }( ^Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
, H$ k0 ^2 w* v# o/ cThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
9 O' w" ^% I% ^! \6 mJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
  N& v, |! j  A0 Y- T! G  g- m4 h0 _he see?'
. h0 l. K- J0 [& V'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
2 V" |  f5 c' g& }0 e' _& R$ z he has 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
/ y7 J; j! p7 \/ b7 gneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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