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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
" l8 b. x; S* _6 v0 ~  w  YUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.! c) A1 l) {$ N: w: d
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's: ~$ ~+ ^4 Y% g! e
family was invited over to see the baby.
/ x- @& \; ]0 d( P0 |4 p! pBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
" K0 v3 d7 f$ n( owith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
2 _* w: c" l) v2 z- GHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
. A+ p0 x' L/ M& q$ R; K% qabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he% }7 h" ^* @( t/ j+ W
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
1 n7 @% z: p; R# _Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
  T) p! r' @) h8 u( aWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful. S. V- G9 C# C( V7 O% Z+ Z- a7 ^
baby.'
) p' C$ H% k) t5 kThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ) p! _4 P. E+ Y; I: j* _
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
5 M1 N* ?8 v4 Y" h/ ?little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can7 @( Y, e) w+ F: Y# P2 W: @1 t2 U
he see?'
* }' j" P2 a: N! N7 E'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
; x  p5 S$ P, `* ~9 Y! b  X5 q, |4 P he has 20/20 vision.'" V  `8 n2 J2 B

1 y/ r* a1 U! `8 q2 x'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he" c4 Q& p6 u" S8 [- g% w
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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