The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
& C0 t1 {9 t2 ]3 VBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
8 ]& |9 d& G; {about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
9 z" n) m, d% Q3 D' P! xwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
" I" F, p* O! ALittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
8 A8 G- \% M6 I& K; F: ~The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
) s" x: ~! Q; t# A4 l. plittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
7 L3 t6 W2 z# M' l1 K he has 20/20 vision.'

, X% N' ]: Z) b) t'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
. Q- i0 Z+ k! b, O3 M1 p, I5 x$ aneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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