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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,
8 |% Y* z# {0 H, P* P9 fit is your fate but,) q7 }+ h( @, f% q- _# F3 W9 d2 i: `
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
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I was born intelligent -
  q. b/ v% l* @  ]- veducation ruined me.
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' [  M" E8 x: T! }, C2 D+ nPractice makes perfect....2 J3 i4 G& Z8 A, Z# F0 {
But nobody's perfect......
" [8 n) h# q2 o5 rso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,% ]- a/ C0 G3 r5 X* }6 b# ]3 t4 d
then what exactly are the others here for?* q. c1 A- e( d7 I- y
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Since light travels faster than sound,: ^5 X7 g: D5 q# ~/ W4 h  u0 T
people appear bright until you hear them speak.' Y% |) _" z2 K
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?% S- e! a0 F: x; {. n; [% X

) ^8 d9 }* T4 }. f' bMoney is not everything.
3 H# ~; c& k) X+ u5 e" M& e4 lThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman9 e5 y- l" C  m3 M, M+ j8 L0 n9 J
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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: n# X% U7 T, G: f1 }. EEvery man should marry.
1 A4 t! m2 ]/ M+ ]4 u; B% b  M5 BAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in* N; }  ]( c+ m5 F. T
life.
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+ O9 c/ s1 C6 G" P8 a: F5 E/ zThe wise never marry.
& {6 P, \: o8 a8 o, Q; eand when they marry they become otherwise.
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) Z0 g  ], y: ^; |3 S% KSuccess is a relative term.
1 o5 V, F, V8 k. F) I: }It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow& l: B6 C0 A9 [% k# G
what you can put off today.7 M: x  U5 b; }* x4 Z* m
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"3 P4 d* [$ n$ f( @5 t1 ~
So go to sleep6 _+ R, t) V. Q3 \* _

# U, i! @! m7 o/ \$ yThere should be a better way to start a day
! O2 w. H2 T5 s; W2 ~7 xThan waking up every morning
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' w7 _$ \4 t1 Q"Hard work never killed anybody"
2 a0 W& {! `$ Q6 D% y$ w1 x  rBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"" c2 B5 {5 t+ d6 ~8 Q4 M8 f
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;1 z; b: {! m( ]
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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/ i6 C3 ^4 |( Y6 W# f# ]" E3 k$ z! dThe more you learn, the more you know,
( w( u; r" T, G( Z( oThe more you know, the more you forget
, i1 G5 ~) n! @( \% oThe more you forget, the less you know% I  K5 e* W3 K# {, z! q0 d
So.. why learn.! L' c8 L) d- J$ w- c

0 u6 ~' ]6 u3 xA bus station is where a bus stops.
8 N5 @& u1 Y' {: t! j) v; `A train station is where a train stops./ r8 c8 f7 T1 X2 t6 Q
On my desk, I have a work station..... M8 [4 i7 I; F6 u; \+ I# z
what more can I say........9 Z) F0 S9 ]$ o  D
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发表于 2008-3-17 12:05 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol1 N) y& g, d) U) m! u
love it ^^
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