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6 t: S7 n. V: r9 h T7 i' `it is your fate but,7 V; x ` ]2 l& v6 F- t3 W
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
. J. ?& T/ l m/ D! U3 w" j& q8 Cit's your stupidity.5 k1 V4 r: v/ |3 J- E, k
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I was born intelligent -
8 o4 S2 m1 W9 O" Z' ~- f# [education ruined me.
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! J2 R: X; S" k0 _7 tPractice makes perfect....
_2 c/ k [1 i0 u, j- u% oBut nobody's perfect......5 ]) i; L0 R1 u; G7 r
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
3 d" n( I8 |: F5 g1 Uthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,; x3 @( f1 I. t; H# B- u6 n
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?/ \8 A7 F5 T' s! |# O/ Y% U
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Money is not everything.
6 y1 H4 E5 `9 L1 OThere's Mastercard & Visa.+ J9 t" Z7 c( @6 J
% B! p! p2 @7 _7 P% p' D5 I. ~One should love animals.
# O! T& p3 y% A0 b8 tThey are so tasty.# ?. F$ [/ C: C- \, V
, R5 ]6 J( ~% O+ V+ t) OBehind every successful man, there is a woman1 d/ T% ?# B+ P D
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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8 z |$ v& m$ n" C$ C- AEvery man should marry.
2 | n( Y: T* x0 M; ^9 nAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
+ I4 L' v; P" S. Olife.
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& T. z5 `7 \1 c, ]" a9 ]The wise never marry.( Z5 O! B+ t' ]# v# h7 a& Y+ F
and when they marry they become otherwise.' \8 ~+ J8 B6 @0 m! G
6 ^, w/ f2 e! i; t8 \+ }: Z3 kSuccess is a relative term./ `5 l7 b! d6 A" b2 m& @& \
It brings so many relatives.% Y0 F% f) Y; {! }& U) w7 g
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
/ ~5 u1 s; `4 O) o6 {% Uwhat you can put off today.: r/ o4 j R1 c4 @% K+ Y2 n1 ~' A( n
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
- i: Q1 A+ @/ c$ F) h5 qSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
0 @, E8 N6 \9 X$ JThan waking up every morning
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: G" b, F9 g/ ?8 K% _) H8 j0 F"Hard work never killed anybody"
- ]! ~. @. j, ZBut why take the risk
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7 B' ~0 ?7 `4 |( F6 n"Work fascinates me"2 i, q" \$ [; w0 k( M+ B, Z+ `
I can look at it for hours9 d5 T! z. \. E k
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God made relatives;
# A; i4 K }+ X2 E5 i. {Thank God we can choose our friends.9 a5 ?5 @/ N ~) q6 ]" i
4 \* |1 ]2 {8 O3 q1 KThe more you learn, the more you know,5 H5 u) m: W! A$ f
The more you know, the more you forget
3 W# c3 ?/ S2 D0 k Z6 F4 Z) OThe more you forget, the less you know
1 B% P, H4 Z5 Q0 [& M- o* VSo.. why learn.6 q w9 H7 d. J' z" W$ O. K
3 O' H2 @5 y; |5 L% ~1 r9 l6 XA bus station is where a bus stops.
4 R0 M$ u; |, s5 ?* m8 W: X! {% yA train station is where a train stops.
2 H+ a& v0 s$ \, N$ `6 aOn my desk, I have a work station....6 P9 B+ p/ n% |8 @& o3 i
what more can I say........* J8 S* H$ D; o2 f& n3 j! @" O
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