Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
" B5 o4 p; Q5 J; nif your father-in-law is a poor man,
: o. y# j9 ?6 T: Q" ~4 C. o" G  Wit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
* @% M: [' g+ {2 T& Ueducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

( w2 L. ?& S1 y4 L. q9 Z1 |$ F( D) JIf it's true that we are here to help others,
. Y/ F7 z5 T* Y% Y5 N' ]" h$ fthen what exactly are the others here for?

2 P) [+ c  L$ Z) m- o. ^Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

; m' O$ ]. |5 C" ZHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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. D9 w, ?3 j# _3 P. HMoney is not everything.
& X5 P" `- K; e8 |9 JThere's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
4 x: i+ S9 V2 PThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
% \# k' c: J: _( XAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

0 @' ^- z. u% Z# u* ZThe wise never marry.
7 g7 g( r7 g2 m5 X3 j8 [9 ~and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
% X. [9 f( |; s) rIt brings so many relatives.

" X2 b7 T5 l9 h8 kNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
) ?( ~( X  g$ {6 ?# R! ^$ ESo go to sleep

5 B% ]* n7 Q  I" iThere should be a better way to start a day
: X- M2 q& u* @+ |Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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7 |4 @+ T) _% _# X2 _$ r2 M- q# j"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
9 V- A, ?$ h* I$ ]Thank God we can choose our friends.
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5 r3 o2 y0 F4 o0 ]& k) SThe more you learn, the more you know,
0 Y! x; a4 }1 A( K0 d! @The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
! b5 k8 y8 y: F: |& Y8 }8 `So.. why learn.
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, K1 V, }# I6 l4 T! JA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
3 S+ m# v7 _( ?what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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