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1 S: Z1 R* V& x0 G) h. l$ V! git is your fate but,
# {' `& _. M( j' F% J! ]if your father-in-law is a poor man,
: ?2 H; Q# d& a1 K$ r6 A6 `3 _4 lit's your stupidity.
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2 {! S0 A7 p% S" P( U2 g& ?I was born intelligent -1 C# A Z6 N6 @( ]% ^
education ruined me.
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9 t$ V6 Q% V( RPractice makes perfect....
% j+ ^+ R0 M+ K1 W/ g* GBut nobody's perfect......
. v7 S2 h# J. H5 z- D9 k% b8 pso why practice?: e) x; }1 c+ G" t( g- W/ K
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If it's true that we are here to help others,, R8 a! l5 f0 f2 c
then what exactly are the others here for?
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5 t: e+ O" T+ t; FSince light travels faster than sound,# J g; n6 o3 B
people appear bright until you hear them speak.8 `2 W% G, r8 I/ [" L) P( j
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?7 f2 c5 P1 l7 e6 j
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Money is not everything.4 p- y6 H, E! B& Q% G! u
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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" N' N# P: q& I1 w. t dOne should love animals.
+ _4 g8 d. d# PThey are so tasty.6 }( u' t- N4 [* B7 C7 x8 W) V
# a+ @6 j4 S I6 t$ vBehind every successful man, there is a woman
6 D- D4 z) [$ GAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
9 p3 _6 ~. a: Z2 v' S) ]+ fAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
( n% f, }* ~1 k; Olife.
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The wise never marry.7 V' C/ R* k% j# G+ s4 H
and when they marry they become otherwise.1 n6 y* n; W+ e; o
8 `$ I7 G" e8 kSuccess is a relative term.
1 ~3 X" N3 Y/ d* E+ w* x7 wIt brings so many relatives.. y3 e g2 l& y$ K+ w _( G7 j
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Never put off the work till tomorrow: A; H1 G5 E* v
what you can put off today.) L, o" L8 `1 b1 e
% X# N8 j0 E$ Y0 F3 E' X"Your future depend s on your dreams"* z& ?; w1 l7 O! B% R" Y
So go to sleep1 e7 j& L6 \! ~( w
0 y: J% B# S8 c8 a. NThere should be a better way to start a day
: E$ |6 w5 E% v/ s# s! o6 i& pThan waking up every morning
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c! m3 N5 b2 d3 Z( {) t/ H+ t"Hard work never killed anybody". S0 [7 F* x7 D7 M+ d8 n7 h: ]7 S
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
4 U0 w" e' ^2 D& Q0 [I can look at it for hours Z. O; @/ X0 W+ I; F
0 a4 B9 X. g8 y. [God made relatives;
9 w# {- s; I5 r3 Q; g# kThank God we can choose our friends.) d# k% e4 ?* [. } s* p
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The more you learn, the more you know,
$ }+ J0 m4 ?4 V# j# ^% FThe more you know, the more you forget$ ~" L. k' C7 V1 i( S
The more you forget, the less you know
2 P9 U; S @' w/ \! s# USo.. why learn., n# O4 V. }6 L
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
# A$ D$ L/ R H7 fA train station is where a train stops.# y. L( x2 q0 ~( g+ D8 u9 a) v& E; i
On my desk, I have a work station....
9 J+ y* b8 M7 p) [2 l4 o9 {, R! [what more can I say........
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