Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
- ^% M' x' ]1 i# i8 j0 Mit is your fate but,
2 u. l3 U. S5 H" u4 O! O3 Xif your father-in-law is a poor man,
/ E8 g. f3 U) f3 e5 q1 {it's your stupidity.

& C3 H! ]' m3 lI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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7 d. c6 B4 ~, t; P  |Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
. s+ ]; i9 H* o% [/ y9 Mso why practice?

7 v7 B" D* [! EIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
$ [/ T+ c6 b) k+ |people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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0 u; ]/ v: Z" n+ d9 p" RHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
: e- Q. L) f/ O9 HThere's Mastercard & Visa.

. ]' d# j: K( {One should love animals.
( `. e) p- b6 }They are so tasty.

% P' ~% S$ I: E( m0 N/ mBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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; W7 e. N/ V1 M5 j" SEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
5 Q$ G4 _- D( M' Land when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
! e/ {% @1 R- C# m7 Y3 w; eIt brings so many relatives.
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) v, M7 \' t5 ?Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

3 E3 Z( q2 ]* B$ B; U: O" B; A. W"Your future depend s on your dreams"
, {* ~9 B* W2 Y9 L7 Z. o3 w" bSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
8 A& I' _- j$ v, l1 |7 @Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

4 Z" g4 ]( O" p& m) t" ~3 S"Work fascinates me"
4 G/ K, t$ T- M; kI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

& G/ Z/ h0 r- W+ E8 t4 j/ lThe more you learn, the more you know,
/ m* G, }8 |4 I( O8 FThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
- ~4 |( n+ G8 M( V! z1 t5 z) uwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^