Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
1 I: P' `; Q0 H' R! Cit is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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- _( P$ h" R& j2 _% I) BI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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1 _* p5 u2 E# p+ M1 W" ?3 ?Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
+ s- l; Q1 o3 @3 N0 Gso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
# i! r) R$ }# B8 @4 Z0 Zthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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7 ?5 \) w6 B' a' O; [0 z: LMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
# [# y$ {2 z. h# L1 BThey are so tasty.
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/ Z  f# n# e# G3 ~9 O& CBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

& F. v7 I" e3 q4 CEvery man should marry.
2 J/ m* e) ?) `1 c0 `After all, happiness is not the only thing in
% J  s/ Y: \- ?life.

9 K) W2 d0 ]- ?: Y8 MThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

  q  Y( Y* K9 cSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

3 r# s" R* j- ?% c- V+ }! v"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
8 S6 X0 F& P, Z) f" JBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
: S/ `# g6 o5 C. n! b# B! HI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
4 i; R% z! y9 E. }Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
0 g$ {/ X9 X9 {% j7 t, R! M& u( z/ y9 UThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

; s2 F8 W' H. Z* V4 C2 L% `+ fA bus station is where a bus stops.
# J/ |' E$ z) lA train station is where a train stops.
0 @4 [0 h" z2 W; y3 |. UOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^