Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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: E, N" Y8 m$ U2 h: ^5 \; b3 j- Y6 lif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

; i, ^" N: L7 {4 D. {8 A: qI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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5 N; m  X% w) {% [2 K+ fPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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! G6 t* X" _: M4 g. ^+ dIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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! A$ T! `! l+ m; q0 zSince light travels faster than sound,
3 K, s  X+ L1 Z- }9 H0 Q3 P; k8 Bpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

+ m8 P) K/ N2 ]% `8 @1 uHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

  I- e7 t9 i8 [6 }- K" P+ W; GMoney is not everything.
1 K" U; B. G+ E' Q5 q! fThere's Mastercard & Visa.

- i/ U5 s; |. U0 b4 o% }- WOne should love animals.
9 }8 a/ a/ w& J% s! TThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
1 x, b6 N" Q" l# L' u: H8 xAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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6 G4 q7 G2 R9 u; X' W+ FSuccess is a relative term.
& [+ @4 r" ?1 l+ M4 A" U8 q4 o& LIt brings so many relatives.

1 n; @9 C7 ?0 C% Y) y% INever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
% {1 I- j) B4 |: [So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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# F2 U5 S& _0 J  M9 t2 f$ f$ i"Work fascinates me"
2 o8 P7 B+ T2 a8 O8 @5 kI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
) S6 v! Y! T. s+ e. K6 `, eThank God we can choose our friends.

9 N2 c0 Y$ @& t9 \3 R' iThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
: n* X' L, Y; d; M+ |- zSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
; R, D3 r9 {$ @# MA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^