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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 d- o9 j' w& `! c! [Maria: Here it is.
! X4 ?6 j6 o7 t5 `% m5 q$ G6 O zTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : f4 g# @) U" d& G* x& {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - w/ M* h# C4 f" o; s7 ~ z/ g
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , |3 G* a1 i9 i8 B& \! ~
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 T4 L6 M- c* B2 P3 H5 l1 \+ D Y$ bGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 U8 j, L0 ?" X
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( @/ f: z7 Y9 ]$ Q- j7 ]
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ @' x; t5 V7 V, f! PDonald: H I J K L M N O. 3 v- u+ r2 W4 O1 K; g1 R% V, X
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 f3 T& g* _/ CDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 }: u+ @* T2 Q- y0 ?
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % m/ S- W+ Q+ A; f$ g# F
Winnie: Me! - ]' y; P" S# z; ~" k8 f
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : U0 q" r1 {- j, f6 c' x3 r+ M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& ]- f# L4 V6 y" y' {: eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ k# \6 B; S* B$ f
Millie: I is...
) \# @& X5 ]1 J6 [ Q5 [- E$ aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; |! R- h7 ?- d* y0 x: \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) Y- x/ ?. e1 [, f7 T6 I4 S! w! b
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( E: m, r4 U% U2 E$ dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 w2 R+ c$ A* u# s# P5 m+ h" o; oSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 M/ I9 K; Y/ o F: \, y& [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- g, |% @! D1 Z6 sTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) j% }% p" D! D$ p8 i9 X" C3 Z. ?Harold: A teacher 5 y$ e) m$ n, C% B: K/ C
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