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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" r1 K. d3 E4 ^) t1 v$ a$ OMaria: Here it is.
7 J2 c2 f' a( d. i# _& FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& m1 k" Y: W4 }% x! ZClass: Maria.
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2 ] J$ K$ Z/ u% s. Y8 @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 c1 q& f# w' n0 H2 dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% R1 ]7 _. f6 c/ wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 Y7 n4 a. ]2 v: @9 F; B' h' S1 X; \Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 z) _: w) h7 n2 s/ C4 U* E
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' m. z& h4 V& r/ q( q2 o- V4 ?7 s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ a9 i; p- Z& ^8 l/ x- K: d8 LDonald: H I J K L M N O.
. s/ t& ~1 w; \, ` l9 `Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 B( ^, j# c1 w2 f
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , f2 W6 y2 W8 e0 E: A% P
0 i# ^( w3 B" b8 y+ A0 w% y/ BTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( f! ^4 a5 b B
Winnie: Me!
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8 b- i. G: Z0 c/ o: X( }9 B eTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' D7 D! P8 s( U% b1 ^5 ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) X$ x F' U. Q" x) y$ [, l' K
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 i5 t( B( R. A q2 b) ~Millie: I is...
' z& d/ _4 ?% b2 K) I: K! TTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( e" b3 M5 a: u+ G5 m& eMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, x+ l: S- t8 W3 j3 BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : a5 E$ X5 F/ p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; s& r+ H0 {* |/ Z) u2 s0 {
3 B- ?# }5 Q8 Q* yTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ {% ~; S3 U0 A
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 `( @; E3 _+ W: _& c9 Y% ?
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! S! i/ [& h) T! ~2 Y: ? ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: [) C W+ `/ S2 W! YTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- \3 e, E! }+ t, p* A7 l) B& pHarold: A teacher 8 p$ ?! u b& Y9 ?
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