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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 {$ z% j; W! p# d! p, p3 ~. D
Maria: Here it is. & ^6 L+ f$ P1 ?* n% ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- {9 y6 y5 j2 g) D$ y* ^Class: Maria. / v) X% Z/ D* E7 U# j; |
( I5 q$ {8 k0 O& `. X8 qTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& Q$ H" z. P8 ^8 w% Z3 hJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. , @) m' s' k* P( Q4 I. e/ ?
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 m$ `7 i- p$ I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, N- Y5 y# D; s9 q. B( {Teacher: No, that's wrong 8 A4 i) T2 c6 m3 m/ g) p. q/ y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ ~+ e7 ?/ b& s8 d! ]) nDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 K U- S# z3 j- H( j$ g {Teacher: What are you talking about? ]6 q- A8 E4 k/ b9 X) j* \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 q( `1 o9 V7 i5 q$ M* k* J
# T! j9 m4 T+ x6 e' hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : C. K- r" ]$ e+ \ B
Winnie: Me! + x$ Y/ A/ H- p2 O* ?
: i- e" p" h% k" C# wTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 N7 w) W- M7 U7 P1 x# ~Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, j% H; V, e! }& xMillie: I is...
5 G, Y9 n+ m7 o' X' ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! G4 O7 X& O5 k5 YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + P) g# A% ^' [) m
3 Z. A* W' N3 C8 F: a+ M* u1 m# eTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - E1 G# W. o0 U3 S- P2 r
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 ?& @3 s! M! z0 F) K0 YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 [: X! B1 D" `: D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% P W9 {! t( j7 |: T: G3 _Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 S, ~, a- ^$ g: b) _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* S# @' j/ \: U3 kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 }% h! v, n: r, cHarold: A teacher
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