Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
4 m  i# m2 C% q/ ?Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 ^; T0 H! P8 l6 h6 l" KClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! v# I3 C* L0 c9 N5 Z* C3 t6 eJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.

8 t: S. I5 t- J! {4 KTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- Q" ~% y9 e% v1 r7 DTeacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

" n0 E' L. @! `0 A; ^- gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( f& X2 t* ]1 G$ R) }8 R" R- {Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

9 R0 g0 |, c% t( M9 nTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* g6 h- g- g" `+ {1 a6 SWinnie: Me!

- o. `" d/ L+ c, }% tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" W/ p2 Q/ {7 c( _Millie: I is...
* u4 L1 Y& L- v! }" j; n* gTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
  F; n6 R: f" _5 g+ y+ }2 |0 IMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

* y7 r+ B: x9 ^6 M: {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
  Q% U5 n. J2 V8 CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; }) m2 t- D+ DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: P! v( \( ~& m& S/ b( D! JClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher

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  h8 L0 o- W% \- l' }7 L( `+ RThe last one is GREAT!

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