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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( a; }, o" o7 |, @Maria: Here it is. 2 k+ O- A- W% Y0 ~8 |: {
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' V1 b0 E. H k3 aClass: Maria. 7 h$ L: D' U! E9 w$ k) p8 ]
1 n6 v/ v* x- ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: G# X( z: q, b' u+ a* Q- RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - x2 L" Q |, Y# w( U
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 ]2 a0 r" y: S, }
Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 b5 v9 ^. O2 o0 _+ T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , B! O' D0 M5 L7 v! i/ s* ?
. x( L7 T5 @9 g( wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 a3 c, Z" c# h5 ]& c# d' E0 T; `+ D! RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
) Y! c: A$ \/ W; wTeacher: What are you talking about? 7 v, w# o& y! E$ R0 q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , X7 g) | i/ v
2 s4 w( R5 [! g0 q/ |9 S4 P, zTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* j" b3 f- D* w# O1 wWinnie: Me!
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) \/ d3 @. f! |- F' f- y$ FTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 {: D$ S9 V3 Y% F+ O8 Y# Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ g4 s x7 E7 L X5 ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, r2 L. s) w. B* F' Z& LMillie: I is...
/ k. C4 i; C( j. K' p+ H- ^8 I. }8 KTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ _- p/ }( K' v5 A$ EMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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$ P& B: f6 Q, W4 qTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 E4 D" d$ j- J1 m
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 q/ _# R1 Z% T# P1 Y! Y
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % @% ?. r& A7 {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 I0 Z9 P* h" \' E+ |# S
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* l4 U* a2 C# p! h9 ]. l& DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" w& L) ~) }+ g; C! Q. K9 QTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % s# L( ~7 V5 [$ |) c, X8 ~7 W
Harold: A teacher ! E2 r2 r; t |+ L
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