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9 b7 b/ O0 c% P1 `# KTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! \9 p5 @ Z. S {Maria: Here it is.
1 U* Q: Y- l& p4 j# m- U% i. ?Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 m4 p" t2 [8 ^! t5 K) |& _4 N* u* K
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& b5 m% X4 P3 [0 N3 b9 S5 \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 h# N; I) i5 v3 ^2 w
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! {. `1 g8 r4 d4 a# ^$ v3 ]
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 O, k* y8 l; H7 V$ h( {
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 B- O: [2 s& U" A4 x; A. Y2 wTeacher: No, that's wrong ^ T- A, _# Y6 p* r- M( x# x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; m& Y* c/ a$ X- E3 m( HDonald: H I J K L M N O. ( v+ M! p, H4 Y/ |% Q3 o o
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 p; q* }6 f- @: |5 H9 a8 Q# e
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. g, E. s8 p- M0 P+ U
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" E4 D; [0 s% j6 J% OWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 ~. j, S! p" {1 B2 D/ y5 lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 W. }$ b7 D" {0 T) L0 gMillie: I is... 9 y% t: s' k, J; k4 l& D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ?+ M8 x- H. Z, e# ~; R
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # o% V5 M- M' m
$ e1 t9 @% |% D+ Y: \- g3 n' VTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 \% l' Z9 f8 J% w. k; u/ B# bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 z( k7 o- M5 [ _3 O) j- USimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ F J+ A+ c: Y( ?7 L
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% i+ V# g3 x3 d6 ?% yClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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! F! J) m9 \, gTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - p8 L# k. j% t
Harold: A teacher % z* C# R* Q5 t9 A5 C3 I
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