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8 R# Z4 A. m" pTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( q) U' m, x) N: x/ K7 U
Maria: Here it is.
; P& X: P1 }. U& A0 B, A- T( ITeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % `- Q$ M/ x/ R- f* X9 G
Class: Maria.
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( a0 Y. }; a, l" zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 L8 Q0 T) P& t% MJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& a4 e2 f& J- w, k1 M4 G8 S3 tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 Q) v* H6 m; X0 l% A
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 q- ^7 p& g( |( l( ]8 L/ }Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / p! @+ b. d, `
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( v6 }8 g+ j+ t/ ^5 I( P: GDonald: H I J K L M N O. + w/ z t" x; P5 S* U9 G$ y9 ]
Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ l; f3 h; p" M. `7 {2 [; QDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( j6 T) S! V! S
Winnie: Me!
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3 J( P, q% E& D2 h) QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! j; f( w$ B7 ?Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 P9 H1 Q$ `: [ S9 _% F$ l+ m
/ ^8 l& ~* h* U# i; U& ^Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( y' F7 P- u1 R4 lMillie: I is...
6 L1 q$ e8 e9 C- E% fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # k7 |' H) t" M, n9 E7 s, ^
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & I7 K% C) n/ C
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% N: S. P: Q3 f! TLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 ]( x$ w9 H/ t7 t3 i& g9 j+ z, H- R
* M' Z+ [5 `3 \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
V3 u4 ]( \# d @; k2 [! o) gSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 K8 T H4 D1 w* `! |
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' ~; d0 H6 M0 ]Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 @4 m6 I6 J* }( r: a9 i4 U
7 W/ X' G9 v& XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 W' L/ S1 d5 _# S4 c+ m7 S0 k+ K
Harold: A teacher
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