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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the8 ? G4 f7 e6 @/ c( u
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful( Q, o( I6 D* y7 f9 e% g
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and, d+ _, S, x u" q7 k
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' _! B& g! @' U
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; E$ g" j( }) W [* b
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be2 A* A% C- ~; _6 Y; Z
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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6 U( L+ I! F0 z! a$ x8 jAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' Z! g+ s5 U- S
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be+ w/ g ?7 h N( J; e/ q
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 f$ N. Y5 o) q8 U) J/ Z+ D3 k
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; N; S2 C0 ]5 F4 u9 [5 q( `9 o
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
, Z/ I4 q% A1 Z' Uthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
: _0 h# c. M6 q2 sI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not- J! a9 r* T. K" e9 e9 Y
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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