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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. d% N% w! d0 o z. B3 n
$ A* Q7 c A2 S! w5 B8 a/ n7 RBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
) K) q. \3 W- X7 kcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
- z" ~% G4 m' z! E# qBrians' roommate Stephanie was.; @+ X9 A, Z* b+ j4 J0 n, x
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- c5 j" W: X0 B* m4 S2 B; uStephanie and this had only made her more curious. J( ]# G2 y# M; p$ Y
& m9 e9 ]% r2 m" q- v; kOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
) r' C0 I" A! g+ }1 u% PHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met3 Y8 V1 e7 o9 v* @, J. Z3 e
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
& J! w. U& D2 Yyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
* g! c1 x6 E9 G- } b. D0 U5 bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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& @+ E8 p0 y) h2 o$ M6 b2 ABrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, t- J- C! w& _4 y2 B; m
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....% t1 z4 T4 n7 `* q7 {
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
& _* v$ e5 s" F5 @( ^3 OI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
2 D# c$ D6 v# E. N Dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: ^$ K. C8 s+ \0 A8 @6 T6 V
read:
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"Dear Son.........
6 \( ]8 f3 R. o# S, tI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 |' {0 J- H- F K
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, w) L7 |6 L" i
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver- _8 r& |$ _6 a# T: T
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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