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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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/ A6 B, o) q" V( o6 n. pBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
! s9 {1 n, A) E; z: n: N# A+ [course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
) U8 K& ]$ U+ H+ u0 B7 r* K* lBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, Q# E. |" f1 L) x- T. lStephanie and this had only made her more curious.3 d) g: l! q8 ^# m. |
' d5 P- ]0 y- f& @Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* @$ w/ z9 ]6 C8 l6 k( X& Z5 WHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met% a* O! f! q" }7 j. y8 N% Z8 Y
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2 \ G& P5 a7 B* p2 gReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( t( B9 a( N% @2 E' C5 ]thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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$ n m4 A" q2 egravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"& ?. z) N D$ ~- j1 z5 b9 G: c
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....# ?' L0 @* k" C( V- H7 {0 e
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
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that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; M9 t% _2 v8 l; g+ K
8 ?- W7 Y- G% E( X- i- a6 q) GSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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- c3 M g, y+ U1 i8 M"Dear Son.........
4 d6 `2 q. f' C4 O3 B4 II'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not! J: g: n( t6 X6 v
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 T: c! u7 s: V' w9 I# U
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
5 A+ w+ D# J- ~& t2 d, Ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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