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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 G; e8 ]( _5 c/ w
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 ^2 ~$ _/ @0 f4 e# M/ J, k1 k) B3 kcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
Y- F; b. u) z) B+ W+ ?Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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2 x9 p* R8 E/ \; G6 O5 H2 tMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and, i7 f8 |: z8 l3 I
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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$ Q8 n% r' k7 U" d1 j. HOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
- s( B, A( C7 t! kHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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2 z- r3 |- i- C: A9 h/ P% \Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& U% @& A' n0 t2 {: w" M
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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- W- t: P4 Y2 VAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
2 R5 {# A% _) ~3 b" d0 t8 wyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver. K* n6 P* E6 Z7 |! c& o
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be" K7 L0 o9 v6 v9 f: ?
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( B) F: q" i( _) Z9 |9 B6 @+ @
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 u, j, j$ J6 q5 K9 i, o
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
0 c1 D" T1 |/ G8 L, n- M9 L/ P& ]that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; Y: S+ l- g4 f
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: t. W$ E: w' F" N* J# P
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"Dear Son.........* l! f9 m' V. m' H+ P4 E- q
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
% b+ C `# ]" A, @! osaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains6 q5 ^# G- X u9 k
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver2 w# o" D8 m2 `9 K
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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