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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 m8 {. C) L: o9 N" w# s
% s$ `. @- g+ b! JBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
- Z$ t+ w1 l' M# n1 acourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful& H8 n. R! f1 Y ^4 Z0 |" V
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.& P/ f }' y5 q6 m, K
7 e$ L8 J' s$ ^4 ^Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
' @# j; k( u9 J. l6 }% k2 eStephanie and this had only made her more curious.# L: \+ H& E# e& h' ?
& X3 A% E0 ^$ V$ lOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.+ x {. e$ T* B0 P6 `2 L
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met3 [2 l! H! v* y, W# b
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' Z3 E, j6 e2 t- J( othinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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- q$ i$ V9 \, m3 ?2 SAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since1 Q$ F7 ~0 x9 A& \* P
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver+ J! T7 U z+ m7 E1 ]* _
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 _" t r! e+ w2 e" G6 y! Y6 a
9 k" [, {8 g% J3 x( [3 uBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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+ `0 B, I- D- RHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 k% b6 F: C: MI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 a6 p/ I% H$ h R9 ^
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
5 n* M8 |4 S& ?) D5 Q7 @that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".- V, H4 C8 l" C+ l9 g
5 b7 q' h2 B9 E' @' ASeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
: d' j: E; K& _7 u J/ L: d2 QI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not0 W. z' f( s' j _% C+ ^
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains% Q( e; ]5 n D( g0 j2 C3 r2 _
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver; C$ K3 F3 W$ n5 a( j T
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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