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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!$ D- O3 {$ l2 j0 `% d7 m+ B
; e' ?$ Y/ v& J6 u8 r2 l$ _Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" F6 N1 K1 `" a5 G- L( Z
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
3 A% X2 q/ [3 o$ oBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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% s+ D; U0 ]5 p: EMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
! e( J8 f4 Q! i, v, Q V: f9 t' kStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.4 e" }9 z3 d2 y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met+ K7 \8 s% I6 L% t) e
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 h, l9 w4 J! J4 c! mthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."; t C, j- o4 b0 X+ d
+ s! ?' L. f2 Q' R) F' RAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
% u- X+ r3 [7 J3 w# X' hyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
4 L* v: P) d2 @gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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" w7 I: I# m& }7 X6 FBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be8 w% ~: [( p/ c6 H& M
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
2 K( Z% C' j/ @2 oI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: D$ \/ h T, g1 M/ b; H3 [
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- H. r7 D0 D) }- c+ H5 \that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". w. i {* m/ M- M6 c0 w% E, E
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that2 s r& \) y V n
read:/ O |6 W$ N/ O8 d& u2 B# k/ U
+ T3 J$ m7 M( b"Dear Son.........
% f" `! Z$ x8 R: ?I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not9 l) y5 U6 C7 s/ a, Y
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
$ f' }/ o$ \( |) r' Tthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver1 I, l; l# u. {
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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