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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!# @$ d! ^( G, K
7 U2 R7 D( c1 M! T2 BBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ N O" J6 i6 E2 p: q* Q6 J
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 B% J5 ~) Y, X9 c6 X+ A7 Q
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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+ u" E. s; n) SMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 u8 }! o. e. |% U" V. kStephanie and this had only made her more curious.' i- ^0 Z8 r4 m" G4 r9 h
7 M1 Q3 }) q7 WOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs./ n5 s8 X3 ~ _9 h- |
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- I$ |' \2 u7 ^
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": S: P5 {6 v% @; U5 P0 M& Z
6 f+ I* z/ d. q8 `, X) CAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, ]0 }$ b. s6 N9 ^# V, o
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver$ M1 c- h8 D' s4 D4 D6 ^
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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/ J9 {8 c4 y( R' _$ VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 _& q3 w4 @3 n1 `2 s. MI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
! P% U$ C) {$ p( ~I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains! n) j( F' e* P7 g3 e9 q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". c! [, z6 Z: e% A$ z% M5 v
4 j! c: |" T& P( _* ]. @& Q3 LSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that) e9 c) k2 i. l" t7 `9 |# t
read:
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"Dear Son.........* W' l; I6 I1 g3 R* A5 y) {
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not1 Z) {& z4 X3 L( d" S
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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6 g! B( r h9 _7 r6 qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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