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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' b$ D: Y; V; ^* M* o
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
( {8 L* N5 N \8 _course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful) B, [' x( S, r. c& ]
Brians' roommate Stephanie was./ y5 h6 |$ N" F$ f5 E0 ?7 v
7 h5 N: k& t0 u% Q0 U" {Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 s2 b w! k' F4 H& z. l; W+ X& cStephanie and this had only made her more curious.: c6 {) y. T% }% T* o
9 z- P. q( J% GOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs., e% s+ y) g. d$ z A
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& d6 m( y( Q% |( c3 |
the eye.5 m# v6 i8 s4 J8 N4 A, g5 L" K7 u7 F
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be2 R! f; q$ R3 ?. Z
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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1 h6 s2 v/ j# Z& t( Q. [* eAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
4 Z% }" ^3 C O; `' z0 x. t; C$ _" Jyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver, k! G8 z% Q7 c( g, k0 J7 l) \ A5 o
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"2 a. V+ I4 @% w) D" ~1 X* W+ {+ [
) O! Y( L$ S" p7 xBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be3 I. w/ O5 K7 m0 f3 d' w- ~+ J8 Y- W
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
, C I+ p* T. F) v" n$ J! PI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
% C/ W* @! n& q" S/ XI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
# @& W$ F6 ?% w( T3 O" Cthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"./ Y- \1 ]! q+ j# I- v/ ~. U
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( [( ?% e5 O- X+ I
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& I7 I$ V2 D; U# V( A9 T2 g"Dear Son.........2 [7 V' M$ B. G( {
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
( V6 }4 @' p8 G# Tsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
# X; v* U. @5 i, ]that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* F" m4 Q2 r/ l' m. j5 t
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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