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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day1 Y6 [4 e) [. P/ k0 R2 X4 o
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,5 P! u# G" r9 _ M4 D
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got; o9 h1 Q0 m" D Z% l
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me$ _* a* \2 Z, q$ {- D# b
that you're not holding up your side of things.'$ Z9 p* ?' f4 G9 J" I5 Q9 F
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot2 {9 v3 I; \6 S1 n& [4 A
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would) O, }& ~4 L. v, x# w9 p
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in, K |* i0 D* G1 Q, v' s, q
a hurry. |
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