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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go! `# X2 M) P1 b/ J; D9 W1 ?9 h
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.: I% e \1 n4 H, v
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that) n' ^! b0 \$ Z" u, c) R* k; ]
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue" T, B. `0 F& V9 v
silk pajamas.') w/ b5 |; A. v0 c
- [0 U, t0 G; f X/ Q, ^: _; d* xThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.+ i+ D: ~0 X5 E/ Y, E
& c# L6 M/ p9 GThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?* h/ S1 M3 z9 j7 j, J8 J
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
& W3 R& a; D+ Bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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, t7 R* M+ k( }+ J- CThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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