Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
( J9 b  _6 @% ]6 xPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
8 I# B" [% k  x; T+ J- Qweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
% B; j- F- e7 p7 x% D, SI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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8 P+ F; g  m6 w4 F% ~' E7 ~4 UThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
  o$ {) L6 h. O( z3 V5 }2 jdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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, \; I$ Y3 N# F$ ]5 JThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........