Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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4 y, X% C1 `& N# r- x. w5 c8 h8 aWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
, L/ H, E6 ]* X% Q/ `! |* J, A: oPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
" z4 t; S7 ]$ I* H. ]week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

9 k0 x# g! U+ d. Q* EHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
( J: P8 D- h; H, Z' jsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

9 K( c5 K% \6 D7 h' qCut off his........