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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &' L+ d# W; S; @0 a  E( t
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue; r3 @7 W) y! Z; p0 R' x/ P' D9 j- d
silk pajamas.'
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: E1 X2 r/ j1 A; G- s( P0 nThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did$ l$ G' t. P2 \6 S& T/ J/ ^$ h, f) K
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' O* C0 n. t4 ^7 l7 q% fThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?- k: R9 x3 f7 h$ e8 M
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why- p5 n  ]0 N; ]
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表 3 y# H+ H0 o6 b% z6 T( {4 {
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

/ l+ F8 C, \( Z4 Y% z. ACut off his........
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