Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
5 s9 S3 l+ \6 y9 h1 {Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
& _* s8 y2 |% F9 j2 T3 [+ Vsilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

2 S; h; ?  p! C  V) q7 T- {+ }3 eThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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* T4 ^& m! c4 G" _( J! P- d" K( sHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

5 r/ m& _7 ]% |" Y, k0 |. D# H+ d
5 F1 Z5 i" A: S6 a! L' O% b- ZThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

& O5 ]  b. o0 _" b$ T3 }  DCut off his........