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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go; `' W5 |" P5 s5 s* T' a4 {0 I
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that9 [$ {- x. s) p! ^
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
8 g% D: h( I, w, gweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
' ]! L9 s" l9 oI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
% a2 }% e5 H/ @/ ?+ L- K, esilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
6 _; G6 X% }: X( g% {( Y, H' A" Xexactly what her husband asked.: _8 j5 ]$ I" Z1 X: x* [: a! k8 s; s
: V' x" V* n! v% AThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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4 f: b+ a2 l: L+ | [He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
7 y- z! d, b' wdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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/ r/ G! [& O zThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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