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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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G/ D h9 _7 ?6 F# y- R( i, VWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &' f: @! p3 |& _: [3 o
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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8 b0 I: N, w5 R7 N, Z4 f0 n1 W* vThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?+ Y0 g$ n$ G6 m7 _0 I
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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2 ?% N! O/ N; G: z$ tThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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