2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
1 \! ?  I9 J; w  V( c- N) LYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

& u. m- j7 V+ W1 a( ZCOMMUNISM**主义
: X/ W1 K  n8 f- HYou have 2 cows，
4 K1 X/ t( H6 {The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
5 Q1 q- }3 e% U% |# H/ N/ wYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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' _' s$ a0 J% d! @7 V, qNAZISM纳粹主义
  J; B1 |& U" w  O! VYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
4 W2 I! l' t( j7 r7 Q* UThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
# {: W. v5 [' z+ J4 {6 pYou have 2 cows，
3 h0 N7 G% L: q3 z. ~$ d' {You sell one and buy a bull.
- z7 y0 w5 g* C8 ?7 B: `6 \' cYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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