2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
& o: Q. L5 d; W2 H* d0 EYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
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FASCISM法西斯主义
' d3 I7 ^7 G6 f5 n( T0 iYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
1 }4 ~9 I$ p7 @* U% JYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
  D1 h: k# B$ B' ~/ @2 GYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
) h% D8 r: D8 F3 ^" P; p$ AYou sell them and retire on the income.
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