2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
8 |+ H, r: n6 ]! eYou have 2 cows，
+ [8 e1 [+ a0 lYou give one to your neighbour.
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1 D/ E" [- S6 t- f0 d) U: {COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
2 u5 C' W8 p$ Q9 qThe State takes both and gives u some milk.


FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
* v$ R2 ?9 h8 `( Q: SThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

. C( |0 ^5 ?6 _! R( W5 ^NAZISM纳粹主义
3 z  C% h: n' k3 hYou have 2 cows，
$ \  m/ l+ W  @2 h; EThe State takes both and shoots u.
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0 h: b( t- c6 E. p' N. O7 ]BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
6 _# E% V$ y1 I5 ?) a. K* U" CYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
, R+ V9 E) V/ {, ?( n6 dYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
+ w# v7 f! W5 y- q* B/ l1 \You sell them and retire on the income.
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