2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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3 ]2 j2 _+ u3 U3 }COMMUNISM**主义
, w- F% N: w) T' d; }* c, O( UYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
7 G4 m+ d& R4 F8 C9 o" E. _9 \You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
5 m5 H7 _+ U+ o0 L. R; d0 ~6 Q* |You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

8 y; t) E1 C( c1 lBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
& B" k: X1 j' nYou have 2 cows，
! Y$ r; L- x! j/ jYou sell one and buy a bull.
( u# }$ n% n6 Q: R# IYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
' t9 {; N6 \; {( AYou sell them and retire on the income.
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