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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash0 Q2 n- y7 d4 ~4 D# _7 v
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html3 p( k, U9 b, K( q1 K
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The Man Song " W5 t0 H5 S$ w: Q( k+ U6 y# J
by Sean Morey - R2 b/ T# {; y c6 s$ ?6 W
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
' p4 w- j2 H+ j% x6 UI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
& ~' K8 @) h, ^# l+ g: f+ E'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".! s" n' x. |7 L4 q
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
2 F$ Q9 D1 v+ r8 U# r, ~And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.% g$ k3 o9 k M) k) [6 ^& t
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.; v2 F& [9 T, u( I
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.+ R% r2 W- t3 o8 [: Y, o8 h
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
) y* c) @1 ^+ G* F+ b'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.8 W; I2 `6 }/ N' U% P
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
% _4 T2 |' Z' k; D: n( L% P! q4 H1 fI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble., d/ ~1 E7 Y% L% O! O$ n
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 \8 l. N) R2 q. `+ h$ q
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. T. m$ d1 s; W I- ?( Q1 ]
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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