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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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* j8 s% _- a3 G9 I! N$ z* jThe Man Song
( C5 Q8 b- M: J0 O( r1 Y* K* t by Sean Morey 9 u/ W' E# A! C
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
* W8 K ?1 {! l8 x; ?' QI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 v {$ R0 M0 M% ?. i2 Q& O1 W
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
3 i; |# C& N& }7 ^) }/ N% YI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home./ N5 W- Y/ \; ~$ c
, h' u B) p( x. j' @( |9 M ]What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* ~5 |: ~( X- \$ {0 w% P" Y& A4 K
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
6 w8 j' A- l9 GThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
+ [- S6 z8 f4 V3 i'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: D, H' B1 k3 T& @+ _' f
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.1 I+ u! _& n4 B2 @9 R) |: u
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( p/ Y$ C6 ~: o9 a, r" H fI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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7 U, g* U7 @! ^/ IAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
& ^1 @6 }9 i$ [: N# lAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.- g2 _' c/ P9 G! O$ j$ Y" ^4 k
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
$ Z; [9 B* p) `; JBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * Y" q/ z& V7 e3 y
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