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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 9 J5 d* E( u2 d% y
by Sean Morey 0 A9 h1 P2 n1 G; F) G
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
/ H1 j) _" x- G! OI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 [. t- | b; u1 V) G3 A! H9 K'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ ^5 k! a( N* ^+ KI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.9 P. E2 n! o {# r$ T7 Y9 }
8 B" X$ H' Z' V/ c) N4 I* ~What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' _; d2 B. @) f4 R% s, r: ^And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
* Z1 M5 I0 B% [6 e5 PThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.. _' ?0 n) y; {0 |$ a) T9 F9 T
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.6 G) r( S( T+ w1 G$ B* s
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
5 Q9 N. ^2 X8 |+ \+ y7 C( m'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.; j# J5 |+ V; s E' _
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.' c+ E; u2 \$ B9 n* w
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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# c J9 t+ |- J% N) J6 d" Q' pAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble., k# j4 y3 ]# Q9 F5 |/ Q
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
; @7 J& O* ^* u7 L# D1 {Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
* [$ M, V. U. I9 D. JBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / O6 r+ D6 ~9 }6 m5 O0 }
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