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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) q6 T. ]4 ~! |& {7 ^; Q2 jI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 4 b# P( D) N m
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".0 L1 o5 a- w: N8 V# ?
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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% O7 K# O& d5 vWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
7 s& {# R7 u, _* q# z8 @) f+ vAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
" N9 q' n' C$ a3 rThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
) D- W! w- W2 ~* n9 p'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.6 z% e q+ T$ ?
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.( p" {( H# T* S- \
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
6 n* |; L. C R' LI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
[0 Q! U1 I+ [; T0 F: X* VAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.# y( i4 t5 |: }; F
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.1 ^+ F, H. D+ p6 v$ R! x
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ' k7 ^; ?/ B& F/ M" t
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