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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash, H1 I( o" ~" a/ Z
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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1 E; Q7 ]1 U9 T9 G. pThe Man Song
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4 z( Z) ^0 t; e( t, bI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
, n! ^9 `: x; e5 ?I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
* C; k" L( t/ }- Q7 D9 ?9 }& p, n'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".6 u' v3 h4 c) _ S3 I, E C' c
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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! |9 t: u i8 w9 f7 E6 HWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.) O" C% i2 Y- \, L4 ?
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.: a( S) v) O; C3 F
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 t" X$ F: B8 ~
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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+ S |/ J3 w) Y. k" J' H4 R% eAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.# h/ b' w% J9 D# K$ R, }, i3 A
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.* L3 K/ P# v; q. Z0 ^9 W0 b
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: ~8 p; w- Q6 T% s% {" o
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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7 }- P4 A I+ Y Q1 q1 [And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
, h! b1 z7 y. a3 }( _And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
- M# V; n; Q% h+ @" RBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 r! W6 N6 W+ F2 R! l9 Z3 c
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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