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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song - {2 A9 L. v0 D6 ~8 G
by Sean Morey 7 d6 V+ E5 S% Q6 g ~
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! C* E1 o3 @. F& PI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. $ z$ s' q3 \3 m o4 u: J8 \
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
3 F3 o5 s3 r0 A4 p3 A8 xI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.; v5 f. P- v3 V9 [* x3 [, a
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
8 f; B& k# j1 ~/ sThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
# y" x& n8 B+ W4 k d! }/ Q'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' ^; T0 D$ H% ~
8 u+ n! {2 ?3 R5 rAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.4 Q. L" s; f$ y) L, [2 k, b/ M* c
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# Z: l' Z0 ~" k) J, b% j' C
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! I( i* \! ?/ G
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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( l# w# e% `( [7 \1 I% T+ W( OAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.+ R! x7 \- a7 Q" N R6 c
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.8 a/ J/ m" u2 a' g
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.: `) {9 H9 w" p, u8 A! O
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 1 P" n5 o% l- m6 ]7 D9 ]7 Z
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