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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash5 s7 T' A1 I, e
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song " ^) ~$ B% W6 p$ w4 u V r( ^
by Sean Morey & U7 U# F" @2 Q4 U& E
) ?. X0 F- e: B) S/ }0 kI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.6 l0 P0 ]7 Z& q; h2 F/ i
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. % Y( J! i, s# u9 m
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".2 Z8 N# V8 Y5 Y. D! J. N' E) e
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# C5 z( o" ~" z7 M
. Y' O7 k* L, D- L: P& C$ ^; C4 ^What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
* r0 ^' w# F- S( y9 q' V) A% _And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
$ T. T% O+ f- W' O+ G1 o3 R% ]1 fThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 R6 v& k9 o" ?2 x2 w7 k7 p J- \
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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0 k/ `. v9 x& ?2 a1 c0 |8 kAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.! p- I" C9 B) ~+ k! \! @+ e, v2 e- c
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
. I$ G+ u5 D9 b7 l2 RAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.2 b, ?* h8 I& J0 }+ |/ x
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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* p; L- T* l& _2 t* RAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
6 k; G+ ~/ v) c: ?: FAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
i9 V J$ G2 l) q" f, [0 ^Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.- `! y* J) t: L0 f: b
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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