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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash( S3 [& ^0 r9 z2 C
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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% u0 x. c3 p; \2 A! R! u# yThe Man Song
+ g$ Z& Q; r2 ^& a by Sean Morey ) C& j: K8 O# u0 X' G
9 e; s8 m; U5 g( x7 O. `I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you." n# N! C1 ]/ v0 [
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . ~. D1 B/ T5 h# {$ \8 `
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".; `7 E, J, v* [. m5 i) g* B! b# F+ g
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., p6 ?2 k; z e- o2 K: P- o
4 V' P S" T: j+ x. k7 H+ y0 Y- qWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.7 H% p# L" k% b! ?
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
/ U6 f7 y3 W& [, N9 l8 KThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.3 g$ O2 K- \ d2 c9 E
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.$ o- v$ D1 O4 M4 Q- P) h
8 L7 A- s$ X3 k$ e( {5 {And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. l8 o6 \! S2 p
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 F8 m! a' e D/ a
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# u1 f, S7 D& _, T
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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$ U, I( j) E7 |, @ ?+ r7 m4 SAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.! @4 k; j" c- m
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.# |, D0 w* b/ S8 T! @2 B: A% p) I
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to." m0 C- ]3 e {7 O C: J
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * z1 ~3 }4 [# S/ k; p! ^4 O/ F3 G
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