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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash5 F8 x: f% |8 ~$ ?% M$ O2 W- a
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
' {: {8 W& F6 a by Sean Morey : r8 f" g% ], E& @$ I$ O' ~4 e- d
2 B7 o- r& P! w% }4 M. WI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.! H/ l3 h! ?8 B# D3 \
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 H; F% ?5 w# I4 ^'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
9 ?0 B3 E, X' RI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.9 E, b q6 d+ D) A* ~: @
/ `: ?; j+ `+ c' _0 B+ o' o- GWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ R7 b. a0 d4 I7 D& K+ i5 d% h# W% w
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
. I9 K' X8 c: o* F& L0 DThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.) x3 Y4 [: n7 g( O: i
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 C/ r# C1 d" V8 J9 n
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.9 r8 k7 X- G5 s
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- `/ N0 w" N M4 |: X4 Z
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
: }, B9 q4 i. f& ?: v& NI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.& U' N: J4 L k9 t1 F2 t
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
( f/ u* V0 X% L b- \/ LBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.0 Q. M7 G5 M r, W$ k+ x3 A3 y+ n2 g
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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