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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash# Z) Y3 o5 U. @9 s9 g9 L' a3 H
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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( V6 n. X b8 ]" G) n# yThe Man Song
! d' j. m; k, M9 _# m" D& V( t by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.$ a9 T# U3 a3 i; o/ D' D
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ n$ i# \5 E5 A3 F* P- Y$ H0 E- j8 W'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
& g8 w' K H: e; X( kI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.2 @2 o7 W9 W9 Z( m6 H
( O: p D$ F/ S n$ y1 c$ TWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window." w% s* k4 ?- y( \; x
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.7 z8 ~: b: O% R/ V% @
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.& E; B4 S& {, @
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' G6 p% Z( Z5 t$ p/ c( q
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ u6 E4 ~$ w2 ?# _! D, Y( j( Q4 F'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
: S; e4 F# g% H! K2 [1 uAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
8 E- [. z* J M: y& u" x! q+ DI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.: v- d3 [) F! s9 U
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch." i2 M: N+ g9 a5 c" V! k
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
$ R$ i2 }% j8 WBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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