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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
2 D$ M+ O# I8 o0 b; C& Jhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html# B; I. ?) H9 F* W( e; R- `( I1 X
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The Man Song 8 Z3 I# X! @+ J
by Sean Morey 9 a" j* ?$ e* F( C; S @
3 K# W% C6 g7 g# Q/ Y; r+ RI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% t5 o4 ]9 m. ~4 y: D% Z. R5 [
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 1 I" Y) z* g4 o! H
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".# U- V8 Y. B! V
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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1 a* ]* u) ?: K7 [: g2 N. NWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% X" [5 q( I" O0 h+ r* X- M
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
1 B# e$ R& a, O3 W* aThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.% E: \) F4 J# d* w2 ^" B5 l
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.* Q# q, @ K/ Y0 u
7 T7 `1 G& t3 d9 F( t. v; _3 RAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.2 h o: O# w" E- u5 V L- E- l
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important., |+ n# s( K; b; P5 V$ Z
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ n- n s9 R4 F& x, i: P; r( J
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.& n9 r8 L- d1 G. A# m, S
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
1 R8 }1 m$ t, s9 E+ ^' V7 RAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
! o: o8 r/ S. n _0 ?Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
: I+ y9 s. V( t5 G" M9 rBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! " y- q' H, N6 `, w+ @2 c, l
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