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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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5 S' R9 X4 K+ \0 ~The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl" Y S/ g# t) K6 \5 `% |
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 G5 p S) u1 L" I$ q
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
* u2 _; b4 [. S/ w# T) Yhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't! ^+ c+ y1 j; Z7 N$ S7 }
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had! i$ Z+ ]8 w# M
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched! H4 A7 I5 ?0 a& ?8 M& [1 P6 z
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
6 u+ i4 ^0 _* a- Zhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: m7 h1 E6 ^' P) ~0 ^; Jsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.1 H7 h" z8 R- ]$ Q! e. A$ n$ U( E& M$ `
. p4 i K( t. w+ d& ZNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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0 f% {" I+ H( [4 D6 TThe End |
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