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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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/ Z4 J3 {" h" q4 w0 BOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never9 R1 s! A( G0 q( `- O w; |8 Y
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
1 a) m$ _( E% n; I. T0 U* d! G# A& tget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ Z$ Y9 S% y9 r- o7 eall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched4 z+ r& G+ U H, V
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ k T4 B7 q! O9 d# c2 }7 g
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!4 w; J9 I, v9 i% E, q1 C9 `4 Z# f
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