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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ( @, B6 t, g7 ?/ ^; D! p$ \
! [, n0 l I, S* I l. R# ?7 ZThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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/ \0 h% ]! u: s2 u: ~- U7 P" uOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl& i# d. I3 [1 O; ^, y
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 n: V% B2 s% w$ J+ m W% ~- I6 q$ q
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
8 ?, ]8 H+ Y* |1 ]1 k+ chad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't: S8 W, `& o: B* g8 y5 p
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
. j# q3 D) ?; B4 E/ N: G; p$ _& Vall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
" z: M3 i* ]: {) B7 {sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
* s0 w. m+ W: n) Jhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in m$ a: M2 o$ C8 H
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.6 _0 L) a+ E0 N/ Z
4 B# w3 p* w% W7 {Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!' U1 F& \) M' X' Z
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