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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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/ Z4 J3 {" h" q4 w0 BOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
7 J$ Q! z( j1 ^& Nsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,1 \/ u4 x# X7 m: r( d" y0 N* X6 ?
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never9 R1 s! A( G0 q( `- O  w; |8 Y
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
1 a) m$ _( E% n; I. T0 U* d! G# A& tget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ Z$ Y9 S% y9 r- o7 eall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched4 z+ r& G+ U  H, V
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ k  T4 B7 q! O9 d# c2 }7 g
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
5 E" T2 S( e8 l2 I3 {* _% Osweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!4 w; J9 I, v9 i% E, q1 C9 `4 Z# f
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 " s2 C' X6 K# C8 ?- R
Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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  ?# Y, f0 C* C' E他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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% @( i- U6 D" s- C/ j1 UYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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  T( O) |  e0 y8 o5 _/ e3 jthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 ; W3 E5 J% Z! i

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  f$ h+ ~5 X! m4 q; ~/ IYour understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
0 i6 z2 \- V9 `3 \7 w2 ~' cDon't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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, Y+ W0 r. |& U9 e. a2 \9 rYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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3 s% X3 \- @% L$ \: yI am getting married in this coming September.
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