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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 7 o% R% ?+ C5 Z2 w3 K8 V3 Z
" \1 t' F& d: xThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale* N% G; A/ a+ O F( |3 a' [: O( j- ?5 G
1 B/ ]# m4 i' y! hOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl2 Q. y0 J) p( ]: x2 D k# P) i
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,( h. Q. t( M3 u6 i6 @
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
+ c Q7 ]4 t; \+ s7 S7 uhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 `( n1 ^; V" s9 }3 ~2 o
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
0 v1 L) S" l8 y% t. ]1 P aall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
8 I/ K& W% S6 A M$ p* Rsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had6 @2 Q4 e: B$ z4 z7 g. l
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
, n6 \8 _- X1 {: Z9 S; Qsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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: ~ e! j7 O/ KNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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