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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale" F0 G. b8 b* b& G: \! f
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never& ~ j' \1 D( N
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
" R% G3 a5 q* s: W8 a8 ^get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had& i, q2 V- D/ w6 J4 y/ e
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched+ ?% \; b- r" S* ]1 s
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had4 s8 D( K7 `9 \5 \5 [% A6 ~. ~0 E
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in' i" f& _1 |) C/ ?
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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6 `# B- J% a2 i2 e( QNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!2 S) G0 |9 L" J; ?
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