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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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9 C; O( e3 M/ H. ?The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl/ f7 t# |8 T3 y3 f3 ?2 j
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,: \5 F' }6 h8 Z7 c9 j- H$ }
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never2 n3 k: V5 P# B$ Z. b% D
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched/ C. }2 C6 N0 x6 Q- ~
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.& \: ?2 m& B3 b/ W0 N) D1 L
/ _, C8 n) v. ~$ t7 _7 Y- T' nNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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