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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale" F0 G. b8 b* b& G: \! f
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never& ~  j' \1 D( N
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched+ ?% \; b- r" S* ]1 s
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had4 s8 D( K7 `9 \5 \5 [% A6 ~. ~0 E
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in' i" f& _1 |) C/ ?
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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6 `# B- J% a2 i2 e( QNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!2 S) G0 |9 L" J; ?

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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
6 t$ ?8 @, y& K# M& [6 w5 EDon't quite understand this.

: a  Z& P. \5 _7 d8 x" D他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 / i- a0 o$ d( R2 \: T7 I" w1 n9 O6 s
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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8 r) x3 V2 U& Y% G他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 % j8 b9 K& G1 x5 O8 n6 V# x: p  s7 H

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% p8 f/ K0 U/ c& oYour understanding is sound and deep.
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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 ( X1 }0 z1 D7 a6 G& j: t# j2 R
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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4 ?: b7 H# G9 |4 O+ k3 J: }I am getting married in this coming September.
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