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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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" k' z( f6 r" y9 r( o1 jThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale8 x2 T( ^, x# u+ c6 H8 T2 U. U
. x& q9 o( R. Y5 pOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl4 r* B# i$ M0 C; n9 i+ E
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,# ^5 C) t6 Y3 ?' Q
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never9 ^; ~0 n9 p4 `7 N: g3 v# \
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't! ]" I6 E+ o1 }
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
- Z' ]) l; X. Q1 u: A& y4 _all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched$ Y/ g+ n9 ]' k
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
+ e4 V7 j! t+ g) _+ m. u' Xhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: x0 t1 {$ }) {7 S# _4 tsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.. e0 @7 u! j: q- D5 @- T7 S5 x0 H
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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