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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 9 x% u& F X( m6 W$ v L
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale# ~# f) U) y5 K# u+ A1 j
# d8 V3 m7 B9 l8 s$ MOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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2 L! R5 @% @3 U, @: \+ rdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never7 |2 `) o" s+ Y& R0 R, D8 p
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
, u0 u: e' |/ k0 W# eget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had0 j$ Y$ K. n. @# c
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched1 v' G9 ]9 V4 E6 j. B; \' x
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had5 ]9 s0 o% q/ j( |) p; ~
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: z2 y; t/ y1 |3 D+ xsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.0 a' }* s3 [, s
; U3 Z9 {# ~, y! u; [( Q8 ^( XNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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