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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions./ u: E1 z2 f& I9 N
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
" L4 p7 c) T: Y5 YThe second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."' {/ o7 s# u: v
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
+ r& {! z5 Z$ E0 M# ]They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "! x1 }1 C9 b/ X* u# w3 K
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
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