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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
; t( H5 ?, s( u1 t- R7 o. ^6 m, nThe first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
" i! H6 P/ u$ W1 V$ [) Z! I7 O3 hThe second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
" ~' z& `8 b- G/ z# W1 xThe third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
' q) C8 q, `5 l. Y; eThey turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "; j% u+ j; A7 b
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
" n* j/ j5 ^. x4 ~+ T. yWash, Iron, 法克, Etc." |
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