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Why did God make mothers?
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" t/ Z% X9 e5 f6 h. t1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is., m# h& c( A u2 Z+ H* N
2. Mostly to clean the house. Y: J( `# V; e9 O$ Q
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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$ l. G! T$ c8 l& R! C# G8 w) XHow did God make mothers? 8 |( V7 _6 S) T Q" H6 ~
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
& B. ]' M6 D. O- t& L1 R4 r2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. + K( u" Y) e. T7 R) x3 T
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 5 }; C0 N6 W7 ?; ]% c
9 |6 @" V' H) _, DWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? 4 [7 t' K7 Y& d5 K
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
, S7 b/ j( r6 b$ Y# w/ E+ r, e2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? ) ]1 Z% x q- S8 E7 `
1. We're related.. m9 F' `7 E7 \) t
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
! r3 X1 Z4 D# a) x# p5 h2 X% C1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 1 F. m" J! I: o @9 Y6 ~2 y
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. ) Z4 H6 i# J- S, w
3. They say she used to be nice. 7 |5 J! I0 a; y7 Y- r/ Y, G% z! R
$ I1 y7 v- k) C! i4 oWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? - @( I9 E' p, ]: N/ L9 R" C4 v
1. His last name.2 r- m& k. D: v7 `' S7 x
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
, L o; j( C4 o3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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3 _+ T7 b, a2 |7 U5 n9 |5 sWhy did your mom marry your dad? 0 T0 l q9 r g9 O& @7 @
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. * f4 C4 V, O& U& E1 R' |8 E8 B; p4 q
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
% t2 S9 C4 ~# @# N6 z; E8 E. y3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
, V1 h/ n! T6 E$ l1 T- i1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
1 \- G7 v9 W" `: A: n5 V( O) q2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
4 f7 I3 c; A3 v) g: c% _3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ' u; O& w6 D. Y/ m, q+ [2 W. W
8 `3 S8 ]* N6 ~* W) A9 GWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
3 H' X4 s! Y( o, K1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
+ } Y) [* l: Q1 w2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
# O4 `5 H' Q! u+ i" W3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
% F# Q* R! w" D$ T- r! I, K6 M3 J4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 6 ?$ Z I) p" U* H2 e5 P2 G" {0 l
3 t. u' n; }& ]What does your mom do in her spare time?
5 n; b: }3 k# r, g7 E; [1. Mothers don't do spare time. J8 Z: F( {: N3 U5 k8 K
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? ' T9 ?/ u+ Y0 h- x4 S) Z
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.7 I, _4 l2 j, u, d. }
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. $ E A9 U4 h$ T9 Y6 R1 |2 w! ?
" ^: R5 _$ B) g/ z% wIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ) A" d7 ]7 D/ c. m
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
y& q% l6 f& T {$ k, G& ^2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.1 y0 V* X2 a) ^2 Z: E, R
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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