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% e: B' j# b0 fWhy did God make mothers?
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* g( g7 |. w8 c6 A: N& B1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.' z" u( U5 B6 p0 @& {3 g, Q3 j/ v
2. Mostly to clean the house.
1 m7 N5 e# g/ p+ h0 n3 C3 }3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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' C! h% h3 v+ U/ V9 z2 c" N! YHow did God make mothers? 5 ^4 ]% b# h3 K
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.3 |. }0 @" }1 N8 g, j8 D- h
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 9 G: [: ^: Y: N+ Z$ i! H
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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7 N2 P5 b% u: v8 F& L' MWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
( |+ t6 c H$ T7 N8 t1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. ; w7 y: A6 ], g; M2 T
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 3 ^! t8 \# ]+ {( a+ I
8 q N0 v t3 V+ `Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
3 N Z" p+ w+ t: z. x; O1. We're related.
% x9 R) {3 Y* u9 F2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. . X: }( R4 O& j
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
" V9 d" D+ ?# N. i; v1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
0 _. F% t9 t! R3 N: N2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 7 S& `8 \2 ]/ H. W
3. They say she used to be nice. ; \3 w; l' N" @$ t
4 ~7 x5 u: x! O) D; WWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? + p# B& c0 ~, Z. p5 `
1. His last name.! x) l$ b+ M0 Z
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
, j+ J4 e" Z8 e2 m0 s$ p0 H* M3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ) l# v0 V* D( D6 t
) \( h4 |! y0 B1 CWhy did your mom marry your dad?
. p3 p9 x: d& n" i( l$ v8 a1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 1 X1 \! b4 ], Q3 Z
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. $ c% A& O2 {8 O. S7 a
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? * v$ F# W( c' x% ^
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 5 r: s; l: K& l1 H! R1 @0 ]2 P0 o- M
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
- ~- O9 p: @ y5 A8 d* o& ]' [+ B3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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1 }% G4 u( T; b* H8 P4 hWhat's the difference between moms & dads? . b6 N, g, s& V! y/ G+ E/ `
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
* _# c; k& p7 S0 T$ k' u+ b2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
1 D* J+ i& L, W" b3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 5 G" R; L% I8 N- j
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? 3 a% Z0 B0 ?/ S6 ~( a4 z% O
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
/ c/ j: o s1 o j5 W2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. + u$ n# ^! }2 i- E0 D0 H& d8 v+ h
, e# U* ?2 |; m- NWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
0 M7 H& W e* ?9 ~4 |, P6 ]6 o% K0 D, u1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.. s$ L0 Q7 \$ ]0 w
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 0 f, x1 V8 t* Z: B; ?. G
3 k: C. ~7 D) a4 S& i [If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 0 E n9 }& w/ Q3 k
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. - s' q; k+ f+ k: B! ^
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
8 ]2 G; b4 ^- I8 C$ i# U1 `3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. " u; r9 {6 \( X# t; P% o3 A( v
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