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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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. z: M0 T+ p& H" k+ U The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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$ d/ }! l2 B) o- z! m Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 5 x3 C* M1 v! n. T( t
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ; }2 J. N- h" I O
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to $ ^% k ?3 j$ m7 V& P* h2 U! g
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Her and says,
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+ K/ C; M/ K) l3 _ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ) b3 z) x- q/ k0 p0 ~1 [
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 4 X. r8 A( H3 [( m- n/ @: v8 a
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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