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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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* J+ |9 W- r0 b9 d; @A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 7 i6 r# [% \( i! R- }4 i% d
! ? K) N. p$ K O; i. l) q$ L4 D The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 5 S ^" L9 |% Q; G) L
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 5 O" I& q4 x. k9 |8 k$ }/ j
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. + `5 v) O+ U4 d9 u! L1 _
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/ u' @" w) C1 N4 y+ | He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ) o8 ?$ o# Q# s/ L) J0 X
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 1 F" I$ s2 E( W, l' O2 x |% q3 M+ l
1 ~1 d4 p9 A! O5 \' b) A Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' / R- d- {' H3 i
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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