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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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7 k) h3 V' q1 o; p; p9 aA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' $ u0 F4 q8 s6 y1 s' ]
3 g8 J7 t! I u8 g9 p2 } Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' - t# [) g+ T7 o- X" c; ` d$ `
1 e* y& ?- y* n+ A* D! O( F Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 3 Z. _, `& |3 b7 K3 P& P r
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+ P& S+ R2 g# |8 H% l# e" C8 I2 l2 n She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. - G7 T3 c/ ~) \) \0 G
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5 a0 E9 q) f, s+ p He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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; b+ n) v9 q7 z n3 t3 m5 q" [" z Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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