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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. - @1 i. s+ M* k7 L/ a
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ; K5 r X% o2 A
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 6 R" g3 a9 @* w* [0 d. W/ I9 I
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. " g7 T4 g: g3 v$ q0 X. L: U- b
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. $ u. n# \! J3 q$ W' b X2 B" _; ~
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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0 i/ _; i8 x, x9 Z# ~! q) V, Y Her and says, & o. Y( A9 a: x. x J! V* u: [
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ) I# d$ Q, p9 f
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. G) h- F4 \. F He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, $ r4 ~0 P, r; l* ~) W
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