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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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- g3 l: v1 t! o6 [& ]. h" Z4 _) KA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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2 I/ ~' l2 i& D, W9 P, o Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 2 q# H7 ?, w( K- b' k6 |
- L6 y6 u0 N& Y. ]; j The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 8 r3 \2 R O9 Z4 n, r& U. Z1 y; D+ e9 J
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ( i( N% m/ x1 J
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% R! }3 C. X! W; t- `1 x: C He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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( G4 T+ Q0 E& J( Q& t* @ Her and says,
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1 a1 g* A2 X4 T% j0 _8 ` 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 0 O5 D4 L$ G$ \4 {( I7 e
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$ m4 h# d. a2 {5 S ?& v- |# J$ V He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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' f O% N, m0 z# a Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 0 I. F' m, E8 y. G0 b$ W3 ^
/ K0 Z5 X% l5 K* l" J 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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