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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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+ B' W# [- n% vA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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8 Q1 A9 z- j0 S" u+ N7 K Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' " I$ N/ A) d. a( B- @
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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T3 k0 e# J6 L* t/ ~9 f. B3 ~ She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 1 A4 w1 p8 V, }5 G% |- I" k, i
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 8 f8 C4 u% I/ |1 G' s
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