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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. : X. A) K' F" u" P' w
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. |9 C& f& d1 e4 D. q' J6 UA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' $ m5 ?5 S" R! r' V2 m7 k4 b6 I
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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5 b* S y* X0 ~0 K She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to " t* k0 k+ ^' B* }9 W' _" s1 d
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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5 i" G+ c) K8 r, j" x8 n He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ! f, M6 c8 _/ \' r) w5 h! `; d
8 ^( t2 U* w8 J Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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9 h, t8 ]' E/ a# t" t* Q 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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