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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. % w% l9 [+ @0 W1 Z( S( e+ W
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( u3 V. M; Q+ M- C5 YA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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& O6 I6 ~, @' T$ l% i+ c Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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2 Z+ ^' f, |! d8 K9 q" ?$ l8 i The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' S8 T) W. ^9 G6 L
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. , q9 V1 v6 e- m! l
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 0 j% `. L4 d$ s7 h- c% V6 x) B+ L
/ s( D5 Z3 E5 E2 @, P Her and says, % B1 l% i/ e5 B5 _/ J
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to . t) S" b+ q; i
* I, Y% k0 A5 m! |2 g4 X Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' % S3 I1 f- P2 t! L2 Z: c2 R' ^
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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/ ~, f( w+ E; H- j Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, * u) K+ ]- j( n2 j' U. S" L
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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