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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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" A0 r5 L: g& Y y7 L: _, m Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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4 F: Q, g# I! X7 z" S The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 8 o; R5 d$ F1 V! p
: D; L* y. w) ]: a6 T, q1 c Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. u5 o6 ]* R% i+ n( F
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. : f3 D K. P+ c+ u# o
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 1 |. S/ G+ Y3 Y9 j' P
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Her and says,
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; e* P( t& w6 r 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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3 t2 q# k+ A9 A! H5 j Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 2 Y+ z" E& ?) F7 a8 q! O' @
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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