UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

2 v5 e  Y* y9 Z7 M3 ~Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

3 R3 ~/ Z! m' _In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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1 M* k) F6 I+ j( Z8 mAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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/ ^3 b( X; @3 S; yWhat can I do?

! t% t% ]3 b2 T% _Signed,
4 B6 ]4 O4 d4 C" q2 HDesperate Housewife

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Dear Desperate Housewife,

  L% [: Q  p7 d6 o; V5 H3 [6 B. o& JFirst keep in mind:
/ O% f8 S$ a& E8 p: `1 I8 mBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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5 `- Z2 [) ]4 STry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

# v3 E1 G! l2 v+ v/ w3 dIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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/ a9 k4 E" p$ \$ {6 J+ I: ^Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

% {8 c) o2 v, K* b5 gIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

% p6 ^% D, `) q) N! ?Good Luck,
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