UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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1 S4 L5 c* L; QAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

+ o4 k! N9 m4 o1 q9 H, v: zWhat can I do?
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Signed,
Desperate Housewife
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0 O7 [# ^$ n5 j+ e  b. i+ m" tDear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
) q- y( r! E$ b! V6 c, a/ SBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

! z1 T1 I9 C$ D9 w8 N  v( ~8 q- AIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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9 u1 x2 W) B8 [/ aBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

6 r3 n, Y8 i5 ~2 M) G$ |Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

8 ^' Q- }. d9 m/ S: LIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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1 B; o/ `* g& ?, @; ~8 k$ u0 H% BYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
( a6 b7 Z1 ?. v* @2 x  M2 i( m/ Wperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support