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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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7 [8 F4 N4 t. Y6 BMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
0 |0 {0 w  x& E! Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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6 F- y0 |% `5 X( r  [One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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% g! y! E) e+ A  vLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
" f1 p# V9 m& R$ r% I要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 S5 P- o7 |6 m, i& a( O4 e/ c# \: L每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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& p( h( e! j& NThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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5 d3 V" V4 k6 `& ?: J2 }Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
6 k6 p+ v3 `- C: JNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
/ e( H" i2 @& Z+ |" uLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ F) }! Y  m3 S8 W* A# \爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
# M9 z2 d6 r3 H" W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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+ D7 Q* c/ O7 |: ~% ]. a"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
9 B7 W1 N; f  k, q"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
( o4 }% b# X7 T0 S9 N" j) L工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
0 C7 Q/ t$ E: k$ r5 q$ l( M神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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+ @. _. K# i8 M" V, x: l/ WWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
" S& O: I0 X# j" T+ G9 L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。