English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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5 n8 A9 R( k% O; kMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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" n: j8 V3 _3 q/ S+ qOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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& K, u' D1 F. g3 w  Y8 Q" PLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
3 w+ R8 @* A. t& [Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; J" b0 G( H! V- G# m! V" }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: E7 e1 l$ p1 P5 H8 _0 x0 d成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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  n9 P. n7 \6 ?. SLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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  A. Z3 l# N1 E6 IChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% V1 C/ F. U% u5 x"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
" `' v8 c# ^$ D1 j" o( _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
7 r) f5 v, p) J  O9 n; z' T/ ~"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
' K$ w! |: h9 C- A9 `1 r  n6 R工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
$ K( b3 w: @/ z- T  `- O# wGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
" y9 `, B; C$ B- l. r& F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
; ]5 i$ K: [6 p* H7 \When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。