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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:1 n6 ~* R2 G- ?- B
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.0 s- R' i' S) B5 v, b6 V
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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( O6 y: H' M- XHere are just a few reasons why:
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, J9 B/ V( t% H: f2 D+ W7 VA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,0 V, E% F: A$ P0 R
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:- n7 q. N0 @* M4 q+ P; N' k/ Q
2 S0 o: I) s3 ]+ u$ O0 k"What are you thinking?
2 Z2 E! q6 p% n, w/ `1 O; Z你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.4 r& w: H4 i' J+ }# I
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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9 |- j# |) I% q/ i6 T$ u: x% zIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,7 L& G' z# ~+ f
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽( g0 t+ W6 j5 y( A! w5 m
! j1 Z/ x; b/ b6 dshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
8 j9 g8 \3 W9 P \她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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Women over 40 are dignified./ O9 N9 ^6 i. \9 w
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
! U" z; k( t; \4 t+ E% _不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡8 [) e3 @9 B5 k' o9 ~' G' s
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you) \! X; Z# K: K* |* y
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地3 B- [8 B, |, j
3 n5 O( u" |) x5 m4 P1 P7 UIf they think they can get away with it.6 R [$ g/ u4 x2 {/ m9 C+ j% `
一槍把你給斃了。( \9 ?5 G% [7 q4 h2 y5 ^
7 j8 a1 K* s) ~+ ~Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
2 i( n1 ~8 k! ?熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
0 \& N" w2 t; ^# z因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味* ^4 q. A+ T2 z% D. G% {5 V% O
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Women get psychic as they age.
! X# E( n) _4 ]% y5 N# @. N6 H女人越老越通靈
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7 b3 p* ~" ?8 q( a3 YYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
7 q" u( }2 t# C你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔3 ~% u% z7 d: H0 `8 g. B
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,* S1 V/ ]; D) J8 Q) j
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見* b2 T/ ]! F0 N0 g0 H# _
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.# j+ C; s8 Y. e
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感6 }) o9 _4 Q* w* C
* g$ t% k2 C; w& ~4 A/ bOlder women are forthright and honest.* J1 @; V E+ u( X
熟女直接又誠實' o+ E9 }1 U& x% A) y8 u
( X* f+ e. _6 m+ J" G- ]They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
* w0 e l: h. L如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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( a7 b/ O8 o0 `+ e7 hYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
2 @% c2 Z ?& p- }你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意- D2 x6 X7 {; O8 c3 Z; R
" j* }. Y$ [) n& E# KYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. }6 U% U2 N7 }( N4 K( y0 n
40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,- j6 H }: ]6 K8 I$ I
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants; b/ b. r. E4 Q" N0 }
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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/ u( u @: A. K6 H. U( |1 ?making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.+ h) A1 c/ `8 Y7 H
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情6 s* y4 a1 V5 E4 T7 m; t
8 _" Z8 j z. N( v( m' iLadies, I apologize./ L& h9 G& ~5 T. }
女士們，請容許我在這兒& _ L5 F: R4 U% U" z$ S
W# @$ A$ [0 t9 XFor all those men who say,# n) m9 z( k+ A% i& G
幫妳們說句公道話:1 E1 a9 r3 H% |/ R: `
1 [" z: Y: L) t* b- {$ @"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
0 |7 {, H# ^! m- N" D- _5 o2 |那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人% G( t8 j+ Y0 i/ ]$ t* E# Z
- o. _- \, ~; Fhere's an update for you.
* i7 D, i7 K: c實在是太搞不清楚狀況了" \2 @/ y% ]9 ]* D# K
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.1 M# I* G6 `! s* O* \4 t
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚% o. f6 H, n% v) \9 U- ]# H/ J7 [- x! a
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage" U$ Y* i" b1 r8 u
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
