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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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+ ~& V2 C" w" @As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.0 S. o0 e3 t2 i+ c6 i5 ~0 H% c
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人. o/ f8 p3 f0 ]. k. X0 }9 {
. L0 r0 H. e/ ^( T) iHere are just a few reasons why:* l" ?0 }* V3 S% _' b/ N' o; D! ~
為什麼呢?/ F/ M5 w$ B% K: Z5 \, a* i
7 b4 ?; ^3 s9 [A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,. N/ b# u* Y( Y
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:9 Z: A2 J9 n5 ?0 F* T/ B
4 h7 u" @. |4 y; M"What are you thinking?/ o- m7 p8 Z% p6 g
你在想什麼?$ Z F9 H% |; J) U5 O
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She doesn't care what you think.6 M; R+ r; f. k+ ]0 V% p2 | e
她才不在乎你在想什麼。* _# l4 f) t1 L) M# `3 j
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.% J$ f! z- Q& |; f
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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2 o/ T$ N6 h% e! E9 I% ~She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
+ E g0 b6 x( {+ k( V0 R1 ^她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
9 s/ p7 d" ~) O) O3 x; ?2 T40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera+ {8 D$ V" f+ V# g" @+ N+ Z
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡7 ~: f& P! \; A& ]: V
0 f- V: j% l9 s/ |/ eor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.+ B4 d* f' k! \' L9 O4 H& _
跟你大呼小叫4 A( R. X; I$ H L7 h
7 j& V% r( t; @Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you% M, E# T. E6 \. g& A! V" h' u
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地) }7 T0 r3 c$ z+ U. |8 o
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If they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
, u4 H9 Y7 Q* X& _: ~熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)! {# a( }! K; K, r" q( m$ N9 ], T
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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/ \( _# N! ~/ P% FWomen get psychic as they age.: T$ }: W/ j# G6 m6 ^* B. A
女人越老越通靈8 G1 E2 D; _5 E4 N8 G, g
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.7 u) c1 Y( t0 ~$ m
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,4 j" l# ?& B+ m3 x" r
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見 X8 Z5 U2 x4 d0 ^) c: I, K0 I( Q
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart./ r9 \5 c! ^1 N* R) P9 p) A
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感' H7 e3 }) ^7 D/ t
8 t- R3 ~* {1 ~1 L2 \Older women are forthright and honest.
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/ m- ]4 H6 ]8 M7 T8 VThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.0 }9 A/ q1 I8 A, V& q* _
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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* q+ g+ U! n# S* N( S. K3 uYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
- i* V) Z& T% Y$ ]( ~! Q; h# A你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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* v/ J' e1 s) S+ k7 H4 ~9 k1 `. MUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
" G6 I7 `2 O% k% a# Q5 s" w C40歲以上的男人呢?7 k) @) X( ^, U+ \) n3 y: Q
$ J- J" q* Y% G) {For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
# S' @4 ]& c3 X' U! `7 r相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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" M* \/ U: s" j$ lthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.8 W) A8 N( X5 {
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情( F8 `2 h8 ^/ j+ o/ q
/ T$ H7 w. I3 ?/ }- T: d7 GLadies, I apologize.) T4 \$ }, n4 ?/ e' H7 R5 e
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,2 z* `, ?1 f' J2 f9 C Y
幫妳們說句公道話:
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! w$ X* ~. ?9 k* ~"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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here's an update for you.+ r7 C7 h0 ~ x, @ t9 E1 Y
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?
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: u: z. _" @, hBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage, `* c+ W; a1 N. o6 L5 d1 c+ k
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
