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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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6 v" O; }( ]/ N) i% l- j# D7 u3 p3 iAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
8 ~7 N% f% I8 x( |9 a F' t3 w隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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^& \1 a* a) i2 g. tHere are just a few reasons why:
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# u9 ], k$ g' fA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,/ a+ Q4 T5 j: e) W
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?, `9 g( K% R2 }! e7 _: n
你在想什麼?
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% p9 ^3 A- m2 A0 y6 AShe doesn't care what you think.( c" j4 C& E) X& i+ K
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
6 v- }$ Z% l7 f% F7 A40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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6 N& m' R. v' ushe doesn't sit around whining about it.
( j: h8 r* L4 E' ^, b0 h她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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* |2 l. V$ z2 ~( ?% X- kShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
6 f4 D0 k+ R! j% g8 ~* y6 X! g她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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- e& u* b. B4 nWomen over 40 are dignified.
9 A! g# b" C F6 e/ V3 A8 h40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera" `+ M! D" {4 a" {4 @ G7 p# U/ ?
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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* Y, J. \6 I( @5 P. F, _, Yor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.4 w$ t, E6 q# x* Q/ l# b
跟你大呼小叫* e9 B8 {1 e/ S5 w- l. H/ F
2 Q7 S: P4 }* e8 C0 ^! u7 u7 v. FOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you1 @1 h% h5 E/ `% ^9 N0 w
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
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/ M" U, t# |5 t JOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
3 a& R* J" E) r1 }) U) R熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)$ h. f" L$ p: i0 v
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
: ]: }8 ~; g6 O- @3 ]因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味+ d" M$ q. j8 ~ S
' p7 U" \- \; i# Z3 ]2 H: | AWomen get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
3 e- ^ Q% f: {- a q8 [你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔* M1 q8 I. D$ j! g: \ U
4 c, j9 o$ z1 i$ QOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, z4 [ Y: T F! n
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見, m4 m& K$ w/ E/ E& z Z, U
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.! \9 o1 V) D% |; S, l* f
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感9 H) B v/ M1 T' |. E9 f
8 z0 d8 R+ m" a% W8 R1 eOlder women are forthright and honest.
! @5 u) O) N0 n: ]熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
9 m8 r8 \6 x0 E9 f3 v如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her." V3 d9 I2 b2 T2 R& I
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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; S9 u5 E; Y( O0 ?. TUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.: b3 M! k5 k* Z9 k) {: L* M: B
40歲以上的男人呢?( N, W* J8 S( l0 @/ `* v3 [) e
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, f# E' j! ^" v& G# X) q' F5 _8 Z: b
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人5 @+ _' L; C4 w7 z
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants3 t! h, m7 S, }6 n& M% h
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男3 _3 N) x/ v. l9 f
, c6 E l; j( dmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.: r* ?$ N8 n! x: N4 i# {( I
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
: {2 ?& `. T5 G K( o女士們，請容許我在這兒
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* w3 n% L6 ^" Z. i" C; m- {4 ?For all those men who say,
1 f3 h; f" L5 s% x幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?9 @( S* [! b6 n4 O
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人$ O* S/ z! f4 F: g/ C
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here's an update for you.8 R: L* @! R5 l9 i
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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4 t7 e: A2 e5 i4 S2 b% C1 INowadays 80% of women are against marriage., B3 }* }0 w& u6 z# N
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚) f; X6 a; T7 c7 t3 _/ A
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
