40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

satouyuri

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
3 f$ j: V& a% g) T+ ], k
# Q5 T3 M& _0 W( f  Z; xAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人

/ R0 U2 c& v3 ^, @2 T% aHere are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?
, g# N0 ~7 O4 z9 J
6 }" k6 p5 U  }4 HA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
8 H9 @9 |) J4 q0 O- X6 k3 m" Z( t40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:

2 o1 A1 i" j8 Y$ ]3 P  V"What are you thinking?
  a( `5 ?' ^0 \: l" X你在想什麼?

! }' d1 Z9 p7 n2 N  q3 X5 xShe doesn't care what you think.
4 v/ `8 A+ M8 l0 u; H她才不在乎你在想什麼。

3 q1 r, o; i0 QIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
% Y7 p" C, s' x1 P# k. Y7 d7 f
+ Q/ z/ ^% v' ^2 Lshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西

$ ~+ @! }+ ?- L# a# oShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
1 c5 z* _$ C" F. T. r( z7 @( }
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

8 I2 w" J0 y7 z! U- X0 SThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
' p1 ?% D/ U: F5 E0 W) s; i" s: u. b9 t不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
0 c: b8 e4 g+ I# B* y
: ~7 J) }- b# _0 n1 Bor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
跟你大呼小叫
$ T0 F+ ^5 \. \" a7 w+ _
9 g" q3 r' o) V# [' q5 I1 t" S5 HOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
& o! w" s, }( j/ M1 E
0 ~3 s: L+ z" G0 j- J$ RIf they think they can get away with it.
8 j; D! S3 S- ]" L) R2 x一槍把你給斃了。
/ B: Q% u0 P% }8 \5 S, {$ P
; g$ C9 |8 h) s) x1 POlder women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)

They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
( F3 |* l! k- L+ z6 [因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
( X! |- i0 E/ ]% |2 y$ n
Women get psychic as they age.
- m8 q: ?: U. _" k3 c! H女人越老越通靈

  ?6 _7 l+ h; M0 J8 rYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔

Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
& J  J1 M+ o4 C# J0 k只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
# I6 j: K# Q0 l0 a& A
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
. |/ {3 w4 y5 h  B0 w; T+ O  N' T40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感

Older women are forthright and honest.
2 U: F9 i+ `6 P4 H4 o: S熟女直接又誠實
! X4 m6 ~/ H4 y* k  ]
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
! ]% L. Q0 D1 f& y& r如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

" k$ O" P0 I- ^! L; `8 }8 DYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

& c. C6 b3 c' D& U1 G$ zYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
' {; x$ u4 N( t% H) n40歲以上的女人有很多優點

! S: z0 m6 L5 G' ~- ?Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
7 F, J& R3 a4 f  g40歲以上的男人呢?
7 i" s% E: Q4 ?0 l
2 l5 \" {& S0 k8 mFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
  p$ l7 y) s& v( o: ^
- A% h4 W/ N5 ^/ p/ X. Gthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
9 r# j0 e8 e9 ?, o- L就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
- V4 l: u! J. {. k+ w1 b
9 }8 I% a2 n4 v) v2 ?( bmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
1 R- G' b7 Z4 @" K厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情

Ladies, I apologize.
7 i6 S8 M3 O% D0 c! s女士們，請容許我在這兒

; R' [) ]- u' O' e  QFor all those men who say,
, `) q- b; @  v1 b$ s# n( E幫妳們說句公道話:
7 b4 {- i, C8 s8 s: Q
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

7 F$ c2 I& K6 B4 P* `here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

Why?
為什麼呢 ?
- H* V1 [+ h6 R8 r, e9 d; N( U
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!

嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
( |2 O8 H7 {6 ]; Y  w/ o" x不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
挺好挺好。
6 ]$ G, g: w& \! _$ ?% q1 A: |20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
% Q/ o# }' _# S6 s2 e8 k4 s1 e4 l) `4 E30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

# Q& e  E2 W% }4 ]) o9 G& L至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。