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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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/ e1 }: J" n6 e' F$ S; _1 mAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
" @! {4 m/ ^- i隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人+ M; J: \- s' s
: p' x7 R3 }/ n6 {6 Z' \Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
t `$ H( [) R0 L5 n40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?% r/ ^+ A7 t1 T+ D
你在想什麼?* P% e; I& ^3 y9 q' L/ k" g
6 S2 ?' J/ @$ v" {! \3 F, e% q' [She doesn't care what you think.
/ k. J8 ~! q/ J. t她才不在乎你在想什麼。6 A3 w- P8 O* s; M) }' r
1 q; g( y1 r+ T/ ?% M) EIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,: F' k! B; G. n: R* X/ k
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽+ W% `; C* H" T; ?
3 m& f0 p2 d. f4 p7 {she doesn't sit around whining about it.3 \0 d: o2 W6 ]. ^1 s$ M- p
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西2 c1 ^* D; H% A$ e
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting./ y/ R6 g$ O/ b0 C; U$ T8 ~( H
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情9 i! M9 d$ Q, q7 s9 q7 D0 Z9 R2 s
; y/ t# Z( L9 ?7 `, [2 ^Women over 40 are dignified.
; o; l! ~5 f1 g V40歲以上的女人穩重自持3 K$ ~/ O! Q% G; P& v# |+ m( K
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.3 S+ _7 K) v, j! [7 d8 E+ ~
跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you1 J4 z# ^# f6 w0 A/ u- y
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.8 P$ w3 x3 p. `) u3 V% M
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
1 a* K' b* B* y熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)- ~8 |. v- ?- M( G* b: V& l
0 m, c/ }7 @1 ]( c+ e' P( M4 QThey know what it's like to be unappreciated., P D2 l4 ^9 m& F
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味+ S+ S2 K3 z! s; \! g, ? Q
: U& {6 v# \& qWomen get psychic as they age.
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o, m( l1 P. Q0 T, _You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
0 U1 d# O4 `+ w# k2 W T你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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/ K5 P5 X% _6 V& P# s M1 P& N) uOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,1 N! K: y3 v, m$ o4 I
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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$ ]- `5 F+ b# fa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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9 [0 T" T9 C: q8 G) ZOlder women are forthright and honest.; [1 O9 H& I B+ c8 H# M
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
8 {' q* T: `+ h: X) r; U如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋6 o) I8 _% B' X
) u$ ?) }7 Y' A# U2 J$ vYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
4 X! F) i& B1 a1 S* J你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意& r0 ~8 ^/ \* W6 M& t3 s+ ~
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
" B! a/ `& e" \1 M1 e: k. X40歲以上的女人有很多優點) t6 ?) S+ \/ R. I6 [
/ O1 p2 V# n3 b2 g/ Z# z" J5 aUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,0 T# R1 x! o/ E
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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0 O$ W# U: q5 K) A5 Ythere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants% b' {: ^3 `/ f1 l
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男+ m# i+ J2 M7 ^9 C! ]; ~. \
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. s- K* l. u. I
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情3 a1 L7 J b1 \9 A- K- J" u
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Ladies, I apologize." n3 C+ Q8 E+ u: \
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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0 u5 d K/ d& b2 R9 G @For all those men who say,! h, J3 I3 v4 q" v. j
幫妳們說句公道話:) n; y# H1 B s. h; l8 l( F8 N
6 S1 T7 B' {0 H"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
# K. M6 O" ?; e. b, `: g0 }那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.8 B# a" h7 P0 K* ?6 o4 T' z
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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% y3 U* N1 b ~& p2 p5 Q+ }Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.) s' S6 y# y- r/ R: ?; m
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚9 f8 I2 r, H8 n( ? F$ l
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為什麼呢 ?1 \* D- x8 A! ^0 j& B
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
