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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA9 K( g& X! Q* U& Z6 u: U1 }
( `/ Q2 [. ?4 a. T- m1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. - v3 s& S1 m2 t# w2 a7 a2 T7 ` v
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
; H* T! j, Y4 h' P; f# \0 s! p3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
/ I$ W% N- y. ?7 J) J: H) H+ ]8 \4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 3 _4 L% ?% {! I' j* L8 X
5. Weed
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" ~% v0 Y1 U5 J8 @9 A5 b. K9 QTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 8 B4 [6 N S: W) [3 h9 z
1 K, {( D7 i9 ~! d5 G' r! L! Z1. Big rock between you and B.C.
; T( p1 ~* X- _. p% d N/ J( X2. Ottawa who?/ K. S6 L* h' u$ z) I
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
' o1 }) m5 @& n( u: F! T( ]4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
1 m9 n) o9 _% s( R/ O. O9 e5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. ' P, f6 ?* k! P0 j2 U
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 3 |. V: _0 j( g# w5 U
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D: k! w6 K; k% PTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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5 D) I. @, u" G2 C9 p2 I$ [1. You never run out of wheat. 7 p0 h9 F4 W$ F2 Y& v
2. Your province is really easy to draw. $ q& A- W3 J! o, H9 b
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. $ H; Z) t( i8 b) P" R- a5 H
4. People will assume you live on a farm. . c6 Y' S; `$ E* K I( |) v" Y
9 o7 ~; [" L& H. C$ gTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA , z, S# u R3 v8 U6 ?
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. % b$ B/ l1 P% u" D! k, K
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
- o5 M/ x$ R% K4 f/ U* ^0 m3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
. b. X1 Y& i0 r% l5 L' t* {4 m% r4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
- V a8 n& h& f% l+ v5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 9 O; O- r. ?- O( @; R
" H, t$ p1 F/ p% D- a$ \1. You live in the centre of the universe.
) {7 ?3 P/ F) E, G7 }9 d2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 4 z( C, [% j$ l+ v6 G
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
# C! ~, Y6 N7 o( H# U/ x' T4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 1 L9 l5 J" S& B. E% ~( I- h
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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% K, x* S- h4 g1. Racism is socially acceptable
; C# B: o& ^+ E8 ?! m2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. ( N2 ~) o; w4 }) ?$ Q
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
/ i+ L9 e# Q& D7 \9 J8 x$ @4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
2 y9 k) y5 s0 U/ m% MTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ( Z a! K# G2 C
& u. v0 n; Q& i& I g5 h0 mTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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# W+ K: M8 J0 Q/ r- q1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 0 U7 B& J4 [8 n
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 7 U. H8 r9 I5 W( ?# ^, b
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick ; a2 w [2 Q& b m
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. . F8 f; I$ f4 f* c
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7 n, }7 k3 V) T3 F7 ]! ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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, n5 K6 |. C1 I/ l! q1 y# k1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
+ e1 B1 q$ j7 o7 a. r; i2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
2 Z% d) ?- A# K3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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' S1 \% V j6 P/ rTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 9 q! Q6 N4 B) f- j
' ^/ x1 w( Z, o$ H' v" N7 _! [( h1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
3 Q, y5 \2 s# h1 B5 [& D6 M2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 7 p* n1 i/ F/ {9 Z$ S7 \
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
( L( @9 m2 H9 g$ g. b3 Y4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
; ]/ B, T6 f) K$ O/ _& H r5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 0 M5 R' {: I# k+ s/ z: W- O8 I
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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' L6 ^, d; X$ y, B) x0 |TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
* C( `0 i8 b& _2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 9 o! f, J% V- S3 q/ T; W* v! ~
3. The workday is about two hours long.
3 P- T" a. I8 J# V9 W, `- a4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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