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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
! O3 k' V, T4 A2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
6 m. V; ]4 ]) Z3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
- r+ E: j: ]# K4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. + ]8 J; h0 x' {1 r5 }
5. Weed * g6 y$ i: ~6 f, R# X( g3 e
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA : W7 y3 L; N2 V3 X4 G7 I. b2 V
* t1 R' {, k% k( q1. Big rock between you and B.C. : H6 C6 W/ Q5 R" I4 d
2. Ottawa who?4 F2 O$ O) L, D6 Z, u
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
6 j( Y8 _; v6 o/ k. B* V4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 0 z8 ^2 G) X( T! j: E! ]
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
5 K3 v& T. D# }; q" V. e6 ]: m$ c u6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. . ?4 I j0 k! t4 c* i0 l
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN ' a$ H. e8 ?4 q. k9 ^2 W
7 V: S% u i" q8 ~8 { T6 ~0 G1. You never run out of wheat. 7 @5 i% r: U; m, k3 F
2. Your province is really easy to draw. . a4 p. g/ l1 i) ?; B* D
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. A1 F4 P* l! I$ e t4 X8 }
4. People will assume you live on a farm. ) C) h7 M4 L9 T/ J9 S+ v
# x# s$ o2 O. RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA $ P% r& J( p: V# P
6 \1 L6 Y9 B3 a1 v" {7 @! `/ ~1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
. F+ e+ b$ Z1 p" H) }# C! P2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. + q; p1 P9 h4 T% t: j
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. ' o# }' \* V& h1 n( `1 a6 r
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. & h$ @) \9 K7 d- `2 W
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 7 j: o) w: i5 Y( i8 T
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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2 I, k# X& \4 F9 f5 D5 I1. You live in the centre of the universe.
( l! W4 w& P6 j+ M+ o2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
4 B( a3 C$ h! ]1 L3 C3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. + c+ l5 v; R# l! l
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. $ ^9 a' D3 A* y; U% ]
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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D0 f8 F" S4 Y2 b; t1. Racism is socially acceptable
2 j" Q7 |4 ^ ?9 r9 o1 n9 A7 H \2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
! w: a$ O5 x& v3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
2 r+ `% q: S/ q( g, a- J+ k% a4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
' [- E0 |5 h9 a2 S7 ^2 Y0 b" ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK * u0 y) f3 k7 J+ G; u9 q- N
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. % h F4 ^' Z# o2 S
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. e* H- f0 N. e' V' J
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
4 v# t! G2 K6 o+ X, A+ N1 w4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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8 Q/ `4 C8 y$ K# L I: a1 VTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ' d1 I7 e7 Y2 g1 ]$ q/ B
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
7 `3 `- J' v" f: }/ C- I. z0 k1 w" G2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
- ^4 P( s$ C* m; B% ~- ~3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND / m& F$ Y* d& X9 {6 p
* }7 u3 C! k' X/ N6 y# h& z1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 8 z. c% Y4 [7 `4 F8 j: N1 K7 l2 f; x
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
# i* n/ x8 E$ v' t9 D" A D) P* b3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
: ^9 K9 r5 G3 H$ r1 O! w! R5 i4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
- R- Z: r9 }3 f" Z n5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. / J$ O! `; {# Z& ]! r+ l
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND j, c0 C) V' Z+ ]
' l( [% P ?* I( p, \ Z% ?* n1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 3 F; g3 x F9 r% `
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
$ o& Y& W1 o* W( m7 ]( G3. The workday is about two hours long. " v" i: A3 R, Y5 j7 ]( W: f' e' M
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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