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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 8 X# o X6 _2 q! h, b( ^
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 7 g) W9 E- Y, m% g
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
3 y' j/ [! ]1 j9 [" z; u4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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! J6 r1 O. f( F3 L6 t, mTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA " e; L; k9 ~/ g0 }+ F3 V! }
6 W" q3 B$ A1 T& F. |1 {1. Big rock between you and B.C. 3 Z% h8 Z$ H9 ]8 s: I7 ^# b
2. Ottawa who?
, B& t: s+ \9 q# h H/ A3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 1 i0 F% I& \; J" @6 f% ~5 w
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
4 N. a9 a% {3 W& W, X8 R: c5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
' w- J* B2 m2 K2 J+ x6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. 6 M& a K4 g* H" f& y5 V% \
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
' R& f# g" F" k! c3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. . w# e+ Y& {2 ~5 G: }; {9 v
4. People will assume you live on a farm. 4 A8 X5 }. M$ [$ N0 t2 k
: c. c5 K+ q' i, A8 G' ]) P7 q" S" s! NTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
$ N* u' b+ V' k9 S2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 9 [+ `4 |- E; S: y8 s6 E9 o6 t& Z
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4 A4 v$ h4 H0 j4 ]$ V2 m i1 |4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. - o s9 s# T. y) A5 d" k. |
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 4 ^7 J9 ?- c6 W3 p9 v
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2 w" Q6 g. R1 R6 F6 dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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( U9 C1 z# {2 v2 K, t& p P1. You live in the centre of the universe.
; b- b/ G3 a* D/ b. w3 {2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 8 |: u, @% @/ s* P# [% t
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 4 ~5 @5 M) W) v! l) u9 R% `
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. ; W) U" ]; k4 O6 \- ?! Z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 4 }. m: y; Q7 B. {+ e0 h7 q
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1. Racism is socially acceptable % N7 C) d( x1 W- k- g
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3 s) w, L% z F m3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 3 L5 ` T9 F5 D% u. d- x% Z' A
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *# n2 g. u3 O: a% d) }% _3 `% w. Q( s
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ' W. C3 h1 C! T- V- N% I" J
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( l, Q! m8 `+ A* o; U" Z$ v1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
9 i) F9 m4 |! ~2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 6 w( n1 U: @4 e, G9 T
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
" Y) {: h0 S$ E g+ e/ i4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA % Y! z" V4 z+ ~8 q
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, X9 N# q' u3 V; T3 e1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ' \0 x3 P4 Q4 X: C% G0 ^* T
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
% L" u6 g- t- `8 R3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. # R2 ?# B- O" P* W/ c/ b! I1 n, P
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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0 W8 z4 c, l# k2 ^1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. ' H$ ]8 M8 w& X$ d9 A& }0 s& @: _
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. ! E8 b6 n; V0 h' H
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. . @ M7 K. Y0 O8 S- O {" X5 j
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
7 A7 N# i2 Q, k/ w" a/ W0 |# X5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
1 ?/ I5 }2 }! v6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. % ^- H" `- l8 e- L# q+ P! B6 s5 a
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9 l2 e' i* I* r+ U N8 x; w5 | t/ d* cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND : \* } {# b! [- F4 o8 ^* W4 c
7 i" T* r& U) M- X Z) ]3 ~% J) F1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
, j& D W, }# t2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
9 I$ d+ N. {. n2 J8 d$ u4 b3. The workday is about two hours long. & G S0 I0 m' q8 A+ W# y. \5 ]
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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