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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA0 a( N6 ?: w; b6 Q5 h9 h6 {
- E3 S3 ]$ @8 X3 M8 n1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
- b; P1 V: f; O) T2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. ! q# w% C" }+ c& I& v
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
) `/ |% i' K# g( v6 a7 v, q/ E& ?; E- e4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 5 Q( k/ t8 ^$ ]# `, i( [$ q
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/ [9 B. Q6 u. r& ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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' I v$ a+ z- g; L7 }) ^) c9 }1. Big rock between you and B.C. ! P6 H) U4 `3 j) z( W5 C W& O
2. Ottawa who?
8 Q$ _7 c% R2 f2 y7 ]. ~3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
4 Q* r3 O0 U$ l$ I! a/ j4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
4 \6 h6 Y( @, o7 y9 c8 d5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
0 D1 r& C0 X4 Z* v8 A6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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1 v1 x0 |, Q2 G1 h7 k6 iTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN h7 H+ d! D1 g! e$ V3 E
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1. You never run out of wheat.
: B5 G; d# K! k5 z$ P2. Your province is really easy to draw. ; p7 W5 R9 v. D) H& O
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
! ^% Y# |7 J5 \9 W4. People will assume you live on a farm. / q) g6 j4 S1 Z! d( q& f9 q
" M, \* k- I: n1 y+ y w" sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 0 g6 [! z; _* x; e
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. ' n' A1 d" o/ ?. a; D% m; @
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 1 G$ u' z6 F' h! D; ?/ E4 v
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. $ F% @! ]" x2 V. j
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
" S" I& X1 W2 C! T5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 6 b* q4 _, M( Q0 \
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. . Y8 T( `0 p8 _# c
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
2 O6 T& c+ g3 D' l' d6 ^- D' z" O3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
- F2 X& B; `( i- q( K4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. + b8 M( O$ T8 F9 I
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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6 ~+ s) @0 P, ^1. Racism is socially acceptable d9 ~# q( D R
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
9 M$ [' c" S$ B" H) E- J3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. \+ D/ W5 R) c3 O: j
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
* f) v V3 Q: b1 s% NTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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7 F( `5 B+ Y9 Q6 v) o2 g1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 1 B$ t/ C/ w7 C0 G# d* y4 z
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
, m, [7 c% ^$ [- r# ~3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick - `: a: x: r$ @
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 5 m" Q- c, D; ^$ Q |( y
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
$ y; |4 H+ V' g e% K: I8 }7 E( N. r2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. : m/ w/ ^* }' ]3 t) S
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 9 `" L/ `# ^( x/ j# V
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% v; t( @5 j2 j0 eTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND - T6 [/ H3 M/ L- W: J" |
6 r/ q2 ?3 u6 }6 E9 o1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
" u2 D) o) D6 [* K3 J) c2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 1 T# ]+ n& t# m2 A: ~
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. * S% n( }5 ^9 I# r& K# Z; O
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." ! _6 J1 B# `0 s. }
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
F0 J. M6 l5 S; E' H% I6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. ( n9 U9 D$ y# e- H0 J, _8 I" t0 f- _
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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- ]" W" K. L* u* d6 _! A1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 0 y. |, }" h) [! b2 u' b% g. Z
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 3 S5 H2 p6 n% ~" T; l
3. The workday is about two hours long.
1 D; e9 O: l6 {% j) N4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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