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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ) ^5 t+ ?, A: n" a) t$ b
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 4 S$ t+ a6 N) h$ A
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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2 P7 ]% N% ]* Y$ z" ^8 |3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 z7 L' M% q( Q
) x" G* C: a8 S8 y7 E: v# {9 d3 d) ? 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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* \% {2 z3 [# L2 g4 {4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ! \3 U& |+ [6 N- Q! U; d9 T
% x# n- B9 g/ t3 f3 \ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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F$ M( k, N& G# D6 G8 @3 t' a5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 2 t# }+ X. `, c- z5 q0 F; R
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 0 Q0 d) j7 N* F9 q: M5 Q6 s
5 h" I$ ~0 ], P, x9 v; E9 W 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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6 C. v" @- R J j7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. : w, |2 `) y) ^. W" B
* O; z% t; Z* P8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. . `! m" Q5 T# S2 o$ m- ^- Y( |
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 7 t% w! f5 @/ D3 _
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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