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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ' ~) q! X8 R2 w7 x3 t
H# u# q' ~4 r3 s 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 1 Y* D, C* _5 U: O' C7 N) C% f% W
& r* [' a8 {& ^% c n+ N4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 6 @, e a3 p7 a
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 8 A* o3 K! L0 ?5 x6 _# M# O5 v1 n
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ) d7 @# H; \) ]. h0 z
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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h' C3 s% N8 X+ u8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. " {/ J( f# G0 O3 o, K4 E1 P' [$ S
# v/ v3 Y# ?0 O: W. V) s( u H% V9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. - @' E( c. U5 N2 x3 E( o% R0 B
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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