新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

  A" L) v) {+ {; b: w- a3 }2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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: Y. g. w2 q4 R  g# G　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

( W! i3 g( l6 U* E" I9 g0 y- \$ h　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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2 h/ E6 `) n9 s' @& F+ W  Z5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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6 q6 B$ w8 K, x% H7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

: n" J3 L4 G% U# a9 `* A1 b　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

8 X2 B( a0 Q) x! P# ]3 X% C9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

+ v* P3 J9 g' G3 f2 r3 I# o　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?