新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

; b, a0 ^% M3 z# \% u　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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  f$ Y* [% d* _; f4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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. r2 ?7 J( M; p/ J; i5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

# O0 b# t, x* A6 H1 ?! K　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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) |4 _/ [, w; r. M: Z; i  U6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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2 T' o( `& q; Z; m, q, {( H, x/ ?　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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. [9 H" z0 E, X9 w/ {# e9 ]9 P8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

8 x% s1 T8 q& ~( Y1 {　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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) f! I( E7 d. F1 m/ t# h9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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; d  f8 \, b5 i6 h! m　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?