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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. : z2 A9 ]- X3 x, j
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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6 g" Q! ]1 J F5 q' j$ N7 Q2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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3 S! Q9 s8 x% G* [4 q2 ^1 N 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. $ j+ F* n. B: @) p, i
* |4 S' |* d! R. K' Q& R9 L 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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: J5 f. |& Q: k% q l1 A4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # ], y R& c0 G$ ~
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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4 T$ N3 t* ~+ [# D1 I5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 4 T3 ^/ m, e! L, E& C
7 i4 S: y- U4 k0 c, i6 n5 i6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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, C& p6 E5 l$ j: s3 O. S! n7 c7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. : c5 T2 H9 X0 j: K
9 p- E% ^6 H5 I8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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