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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. * E0 p# N" p. ~; z' H3 ?5 N% T
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 1 Z1 x4 _# |, R4 v+ J
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. " I; T n0 v. w5 [) K4 A
' l N0 `0 `( ~3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. / T: |! ]& O" L( D* C/ b- ]' a
* [- B, r. k r, ~1 Z6 y3 B 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ' u& ]. P2 Y, C2 b* t
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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% p3 o" O( _7 n$ e4 F4 g6 D 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. # }0 p" J, _6 Z: T# ?) z( _) C
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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; u) b, M8 o7 x% Z& ]1 m8 R 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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% N( u/ E. X: A: K# @7 K* g6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 0 F0 n% v- Z1 M- @3 w/ P
6 h' r3 E& E+ b: J/ X# S7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. & ]0 h' }4 |0 L; e! l- }3 t
9 x1 K; I. K( v3 k9 t8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 1 B1 b/ C7 E N/ S# A& s& d9 i
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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