新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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8 J3 s4 `' W7 @5 i; Q  r2 D& v2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

: F& l# u( `! z2 q; @/ j& S3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

; a: B, K* {/ i+ L! z: l  U' W　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

; n, j$ X1 ?# r# I6 Z& L　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

/ y# f( y& y0 x) P$ b* c4 q7 V+ f　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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( ^& |/ U3 X9 f, J4 h* s" e$ Z0 |: B% |6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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! R9 y1 C' `$ C0 D4 K　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

: q& c- p# O1 u; o( x( ?/ o* L7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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4 O( a8 k4 Y! v0 Z# v　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?