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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 5 ]) l5 H+ Y9 I2 |0 M/ _/ r
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 7 ?, m# p. L9 F/ }4 u' t
/ `) [3 k/ L! J& H) a8 {2 i! ]# P5 f3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ( P& ^) B& a! t0 ?! \7 n$ a
) w4 J4 b2 U- O6 [# T+ M 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. P/ f3 `7 i& |" L5 Z7 ] ~4 Z* v! a$ v. c9 D
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ' m* R9 Z. ~2 Z5 b7 H+ Z/ l9 j
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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8 O9 ~0 _9 @# z# [9 M7 T6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 8 o( ?/ y2 S7 p4 U: W
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 8 H0 Y3 u8 M, I. e: W A- Q
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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) G' a5 Z* C: X9 U( q 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. : C! y, x O% W( X* V0 g% u$ ]7 g7 h1 m
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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