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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 8 e8 s; c* b2 [9 j- ^
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. * l9 t% }7 Q4 G0 z) X9 I; Q
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 3 \- r, ?& f7 k1 K' d( w1 i
/ H1 a# G/ H2 P3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 8 r) C/ N4 E6 I; T" }
& K2 `& {: T+ e% O4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ; k; J' ]2 w5 n4 h
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 5 _ G% c; p5 G @; _/ r
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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) O0 X: v; j/ M, n 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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& w3 |1 S% Q1 F6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. c- U) a! c' i' ~ q) F/ Y
; d: f0 f7 i: q" _$ E 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 9 V' Y* @- B6 w
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ; n F! R ]5 J3 i* K" a9 P# E# N
: H% G/ \" ^. t* e! ?- o' H 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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5 Z6 n0 s- h# }8 L8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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