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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?- x: U4 p- z+ C2 H9 z
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. B3 X. G6 b- C3 j, G3 D: D7 g2 D3 K2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?' @% ^! r: {; o
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?8 u0 f' ^" Z4 D9 ?8 y
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?$ D! F" Y, l7 J4 N3 W* Q4 ?) X
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:
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