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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 7 B, P- a K4 l4 v6 l
! z! Z; {, X, Q$ \& h0 I 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. + Z, q3 F9 [: s
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. : U" @1 w& o" H: ~9 i5 A' ?& X
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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1 O' n+ E; x [7 G# f) T Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
& Q. c& o2 W" ` 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. / k) l! V: q# i: q
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8 r" i9 ^9 Y( w 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 A% y& N3 Y$ u
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. " V) e0 Z- Y$ H% E! E$ t2 ^1 R% P% u6 }
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 5 J5 W: w/ M6 c1 e4 X7 x# H. A
6 |: Z T1 l/ Y/ ~/ E( s The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
5 {2 f0 u$ k# O: m: v 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. $ c' N" P7 ~+ G) _# n/ Y
! l% v7 g u5 r: F& Q5 M4 g Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
% l* \# Q( z% D 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 3 B! U3 \8 g$ X# j2 W9 a
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
: |0 p; J3 B8 Q/ M 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. - e- E. g/ y: E0 F
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. * K/ w7 J+ R1 O. R: U3 Y
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. # r: h1 K" V, s% ~) }; @
3 u1 o2 n+ Y! | Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
' b; k$ v1 Z- i( ~/ N 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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( G1 F4 c$ I, ]( @7 i "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. / {& V7 Z4 G+ @* T8 K: K
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ! b# K9 K' k/ J* k5 r
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 0 z+ g5 y% g$ n; K- t( ]! Z1 m' |) R
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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8 _1 Z* M" U7 c: E3 l, O "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " c! d. a- {# o/ O. m7 X3 l
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ; Z) O) T. X, b
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
2 r4 ?& ]1 v/ C! t: W 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 3 v2 L% K( I& @6 t0 i; ]2 B
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" m: {. o t, \% y* j( b3 N God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ; l! y" H, A7 V: D
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! " q. p. Z c& C
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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, e4 E% ]' ]$ A) P5 ]+ b: c A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
; ^+ c t0 }+ a 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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6 l0 b+ f K+ f G The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 4 P* g H$ [3 {1 }/ A' G$ C) G
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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