毛主席问答英文版，

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( P2 |2 l4 A; U" }' g/ L. {1 W, W5 p话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
/ M8 m& `# a" q( P# m: xPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
% ^, [) S) Q, M; oPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
2 k' |- e* {! _, n+ v6 D9 WPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
1 K; i$ E! n. s3 S; dChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
# k! q6 T! K: m* S6 cPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
0 K9 @* j" D: WPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
. x0 z8 Q% o8 `; x- V: dpeople: It’s in America now!

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来个对照
- V; w4 J6 k% G1 K* G' [毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
$ e( w) z$ L; j% O" U毛：资本家还存在吗
: i5 G& P' a2 o5 z& D0 H我们：生意都做到外国去了
/ [" N5 {5 s: d2 s" G  b( s, U; [毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
- w- [* m3 o; J3 ]我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
2 d( Q: |) l5 ^+ H我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
" ?* T0 b/ V; h- L& L" U我们：闹到美国去了