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# y& |4 j0 V c话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
$ e" B8 R/ j4 g. k7 E5 _) ~Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
4 u; }/ D) x' X% ^People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
\3 Z; q% r, l5 h1 PChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?5 M, l# ?- e' a* Z4 g/ q% d. Z
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
6 W! W/ Q- ?5 q: Q* f! ^Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
3 I$ d& a) E @* `8 H. O3 [4 FPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
# S- g. b1 {0 [; yChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!. ]" ]& ~4 s. f. I
People: They dissolved it themselves!
3 M" d0 ?9 N; T4 wChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?% c$ G6 U7 L k+ L% v
People: We’re the imperialism now?0 p9 z* D( q" b- L' \ @0 o
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# O' `1 e3 K5 F4 \, Y- wpeople: It’s in America now!6 H; J6 i+ g8 f% O7 i( h6 w
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5 p( i2 |! r* c6 @' {6 u来个对照8 q; Y, J7 N$ ^6 a( N! S0 m
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
- I+ r/ `4 i! l$ b- Z我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
5 w" P2 k# h8 ?2 A P毛：资本家还存在吗8 d5 }9 A; m$ s5 t
我们：生意都做到外国去了
2 H, @& ?5 [/ U& u" T毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗$ f6 f/ c+ D0 Z. u9 W
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了; l* j; ?. C& \3 |" b) o. a
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
$ K6 @$ C5 G s# d我们：他们自己解体了
T. [- ^5 B$ i* Z. r9 K毛：帝国主义打倒了吗$ [! R/ u! Z" V+ R
我们：我们自己就是了+ ?4 Q S# L9 M
毛：那我的文革呐
% u$ D: j/ Y, U" V* z我们：闹到美国去了 |
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