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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。) S2 I. Z" ^. l8 W7 y$ i
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
# W! {; [0 r0 Q! T# N/ ~People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
( ~" _5 H6 v( S5 T1 [; ]Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?0 T9 f& T! t: E8 e6 M4 @
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!7 P# X0 p; I; l3 D% ]+ V0 M, J
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?( r) @, r0 U) r
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
- h4 G% \ P' n- hChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!+ ~ `3 @6 i$ J# p2 ?
People: They dissolved it themselves!' ~* C) p: L3 ^/ P3 ]
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
: O+ l c7 ~; ^% A7 ^1 O7 BPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
( w) D+ G: i! b" g* @ d1 RChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?7 { Q8 ~! @ L5 f: d
people: It’s in America now!; O' a( g" M$ o5 F; \% O' ^: b* m) N. z) n
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来个对照$ `* Y! }9 V& C& a% B
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
1 W: `9 y0 C9 i2 a我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
4 q' `* n8 _4 o2 r* I毛：资本家还存在吗
3 [+ Q. ]# Q; j. y* d4 Q( a我们：生意都做到外国去了
+ f( `0 N# g4 [1 u* [毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
8 c1 f3 u" O+ q0 T: H; q我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了3 b, v4 p+ p+ Y
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
9 w- {4 P4 V# C3 c$ Y V" O( j我们：他们自己解体了/ C) {. D& f: H& m
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗7 w/ T0 s2 C. H! L0 W
我们：我们自己就是了2 s/ r( X1 q& ]/ W7 N
毛：那我的文革呐6 k. n+ Q/ n) L" L
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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