毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
9 ~' w4 I1 m6 `' n; bPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
1 Q) F! [% X- X0 `( _2 x* N& {Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
1 u$ h/ H$ Z8 N6 H6 HPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
4 H$ t; U9 ]+ ^+ u! UPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
8 `8 c! b- `% h1 x5 HPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
- n/ f! H% ^" `  N  B% x, yPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
! M7 }- E( C& b5 L7 N% \Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
% k" S; P8 y$ G( Lpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
8 i, N. c2 H' f毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
; V) [* d! }3 O! A+ v/ W, G% M我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
4 N1 P* \4 K! a8 A- M毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
5 S' I' E: Y0 {- \& R% v毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
6 M, N4 g: n# Q; q1 A- ]我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
2 ^  T9 r7 d3 b. L毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
1 ]! w, R) M( x% Z" s2 r我们：我们自己就是了
  y1 c; @" d  u' |毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了