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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。) M; s6 E) m7 @+ `& d v' |6 ]
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?9 v8 }. [$ R( t6 n! Z" P s# Y' o
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
8 v" C( b# V# [) p* CChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
4 W* u* ^5 l3 F0 ^People: They’re all doing business overseas now! R2 f( d+ Y; U# _. j$ a m0 S* m
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
. t9 ?3 c, U3 iPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
; P! ?# j4 @/ G h& ~: D, OChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
0 t5 @ u; T' e5 r5 B" Z' CPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
% m+ M% S4 U* Y6 w% O$ e& yChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
3 `" w$ q) V* E: ~( a7 E! {People: We’re the imperialism now?
* u4 n9 W: ]( t, }% Y! wChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
9 }7 u( U3 t0 w2 a; c* v" X) ^people: It’s in America now!2 q' E; w* E# u- G1 y( u1 ~
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$ k4 j* J; Y7 D6 I) m: R7 X; O来个对照' H2 t5 `# `' b1 O+ d
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
) b" l) D' a6 A9 [我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
5 |/ W7 h3 c* c毛：资本家还存在吗
4 r8 h0 E5 Y: q' m% R9 X我们：生意都做到外国去了; b9 ^: s; z& |, T& G# _6 r1 s6 F
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗( o- P& ^) x% u1 ?' v: e
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了4 o8 B9 a# e _* B/ A5 T
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗( Y6 [) q% h, p# H, d
我们：他们自己解体了" R# n7 V! ]+ O9 U8 w
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗6 J' R0 P7 W, S. V% P
我们：我们自己就是了
8 D0 ^4 L3 U4 v+ ?7 m9 Y毛：那我的文革呐
# \8 O$ O" {7 p" [3 j4 G我们：闹到美国去了 |
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