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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
& r% H) a/ h+ G! P: `$ l' l孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?! x( I2 \, V( V9 M
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone ( {5 L% \- E4 z
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
$ Q7 L' y6 B! G8 R/ f. DConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
' }& ^9 ^0 D% \1 F9 w% _Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
7 X+ G) `* o: S, @Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
& j3 I; L% D) p ]Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house T! c7 I0 B. M2 j) s! h2 G' f
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night " A0 K2 B& c( s" h4 I
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
! C" }& {* B3 M) N& h6 TConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants , D' h. K. h1 [5 a# b7 L. O
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
+ \- [$ h D' [* Y/ s+ L. UConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly * M. H5 N6 Q1 a) W/ g- `( T: R, l
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ! y! E$ g7 E8 U' s) c. X* C
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
1 P. s4 [" T# p0 o: wConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 2 z* c6 A. {$ J2 Z8 \, z8 [* ~+ B h
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
) ]; o8 ?" t1 u" LConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts % S1 C1 U% N3 T1 l4 c5 {8 `
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
" J0 ?/ i) o! {Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted & I$ p& c* X' D
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist ( S0 h+ {; P! f5 m5 H- N
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 1 N) N: n# z: m. F* O$ R8 v" @
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel : Y7 l0 I* v2 z9 c& s3 L
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 7 i6 S$ @. W4 E6 t/ [( \
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ( r. M3 L5 e: @! l* M
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
" ^. Q' t7 t) F* x5 PConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
6 N& b! j6 M. E1 LConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ; z9 }+ S3 a( Y3 @7 u" Q
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people % T" S- I4 b+ }: P l$ F0 U
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 2 k# o+ c* I2 ?& |" G
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
8 P/ t5 N% S. i$ L8 fConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand , Z0 h9 p* d. w3 O7 K9 u
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
7 i) h; y$ A! P6 M( C! oConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
' l5 U, ?) }0 S7 M. i$ yConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
5 @+ X; E2 C, ]4 MConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders " ?7 O L! x2 e7 W0 e( [/ R
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
3 h; f2 F9 W4 U& h2 k" {# cConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
# v1 W/ t1 B6 Z( L8 d0 }* RConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
N' g8 M. ~/ a/ \Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
& B* R4 F! Q2 x2 |Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
1 a5 C8 N% j+ W; n# R# qConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
( _# k/ g7 U; \" P7 pConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
* ^: k3 r2 B! j1 KConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny , R- |) L% A1 z
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
v* P/ |! q! g9 FConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
: [1 K& g3 `/ W9 d2 Z. QConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
' {# y: a: q: j; h* eConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
# ?# l1 T: K, |4 F: l/ NConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 4 E8 y' _0 l- q$ L( ^! I$ E0 P9 u
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
5 E: p( r1 T8 s* B7 O1 q9 c& {Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ' {. v4 ^4 B- d" N- N, i+ s
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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