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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。) T+ M" }7 N; l+ A
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?8 I. o$ {! [8 F) \3 h M( }
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 9 ]. C v7 S+ _; a( X: k
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
6 Y9 d: { b9 D" fConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
4 p: f' i8 d5 v4 F1 W' U3 P1 ?Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
# f: R* w: I+ B; n# |3 vConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
$ ?# C. T% c' c( }Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 3 r3 n2 ^% P7 k) s" E
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 5 k% u. n4 f! u5 x0 h
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
3 S) U' K/ }; S3 NConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 4 A/ a+ u3 u: q# N
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
& }! G) d5 T$ U1 c. o* [Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
/ ^( P3 l5 N [% yConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
' K) O6 ]- x% A) aConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long " [! X( p% m5 {5 b
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
0 U1 c. X# o! V& p6 EConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 0 u% ^7 e" i7 A$ X& i% n( U. z
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
7 `! Y9 z8 Q1 T& @Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired " i& w* ^3 }: s' ?. X9 H1 L; h
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ( p- z1 E2 e9 f( S
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
, W, X9 k& q7 u# B0 g* f6 ]+ ?2 \Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 9 j! m2 q' K( T! D) z/ y
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel / k5 d0 M" I( B0 G* O, W# e* O! i4 g
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
: D0 l, A$ A8 W5 q2 _2 U ZConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 5 Q) F( B% P: z3 r R" D4 N" T
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
# D4 ~' Z B! C8 {: s- qConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts ( o! _6 S) R3 A7 o+ M
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
1 Z7 }8 g8 W; Q2 W2 ^, NConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
; Q2 u; B( e7 j( w0 R8 N* e& RConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 1 e1 A' H3 I, i R1 @
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
1 K( e, l2 [2 v4 V I/ |Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
) A5 K$ b9 D/ ~2 }, s }Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 6 j, u3 F( x* {% p
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better ; u' y% P" r7 b! i1 v- P
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 3 z/ f+ r* {% P( ~- S) G9 E
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
8 j- n {% e: z8 t# WConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
& y$ T! }8 [( PConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
( [( \& h) w9 W& }3 VConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot * m# D) n4 h! E. a7 y
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
5 J, K' E+ n6 _- C; NConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
4 E( T$ Z! s& QConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
4 l4 n Y5 p/ zConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
7 X6 A9 t5 U9 W7 gConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
; S4 g( Q( b- ?1 RConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ; u4 R: o% i3 ]4 c. d; n6 W( z
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
6 s- a! }. \! m! j# {* pConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
p# k" Y; y3 X, R, t! mConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit # [& z# y/ w3 k) F) h% R; J8 T
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth % z* e1 N* [' d- {. A7 D
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
+ a/ ?( @* {! @6 Z7 p7 e" [8 D# L1 mConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
! c1 m, }! @% j3 `: \9 ?Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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