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) E% y8 I# ?6 [2 F6 T1 ^! c1 I孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
- `( ^: ~3 S+ {# @2 F# q( B8 nConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone - C) ~ O5 H/ m% I4 M
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 6 t7 H* L% i% v0 A8 E
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk U6 V7 g! b# C3 I4 h# g* X
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
" h, D/ d3 f8 o) V/ B+ I: ~Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
* `* F+ i/ g& g: I: LConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house + u6 I7 U4 y! ]1 n$ C
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ' o6 H4 W j6 x" S
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it ( o! {$ _/ g* |. _' E
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
+ h/ q! O, R. e1 H, W3 P; ~Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
& r Y* H) C' k' O* aConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly + V/ t3 ]' ~' g# S- l' s/ ~( L
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on * _6 Y. j# G0 Y! t# i) C
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long Z" ~3 B) {% [- L5 ^
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
% l( d; H' ^0 Y: n% ^3 A) K6 jConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent " N: I* `! h' `. C0 S4 P0 _
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts , m7 u# e. P% m }; }
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
9 y3 h, b: T! `8 c1 bConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
- n( n3 R, w1 Y1 ^Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
% ^8 R: m. w. D2 gConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
2 k) A) L$ ^! v7 b' K/ cConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel / H1 Y- X: a- ] z7 U! |
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
. ?0 X5 @& V3 L8 U q3 ^( y9 vConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
% ]5 c% P6 \4 X) |+ \) |/ b0 \. |, SConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
/ W n0 ~8 T3 KConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 2 @3 w3 ?( n! I' h9 E9 v
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy $ ]" R& [6 W5 R! C/ ^% Y
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
- ?! J; I& q- y: yConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 7 k2 }6 Q9 K# O% L' k$ D
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 9 s& B- w8 C: i9 M' M3 [1 t: S; d
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
8 {# F* \3 P2 \/ A5 v4 _Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
3 N6 _( ~# a4 ?) X$ n) ~Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
( ?6 G/ m4 Y4 ^Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
; K* e8 i/ `" e; F2 BConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
- O! i0 Z2 T2 u# p' lConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ! }2 x# B" a; G6 F: x! G
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
. |# D, n. D# [. m6 ?3 CConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
! Y9 N. {- g% d$ o+ J" `" ?, wConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew : I' x( u3 d! i% e& t& \
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up " N5 v' b$ \% e" }; k/ _$ g
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
5 L+ M- o N$ t; w. R! cConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic % E) x# k8 n1 Z8 y2 I
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 3 I( M* \0 s! l/ |
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ' b. m1 y- d6 A; C: m9 |
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit & X& G! V% o! g3 r+ |
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
$ l/ w, w9 F! qConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
1 J% v8 x6 G u3 ?& A0 ]Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
" B% i- M ~7 u' DConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ' e0 G, l0 G5 v
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face & u7 o8 S; P4 c
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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