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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
' Q1 B& ^! f5 a2 {孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?4 O' @: ^/ X8 F0 w1 n: G
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
0 W7 P& S. s2 ?8 x% q, | U# ?( J( SConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
0 G+ H6 [, y9 g1 i; R' E- pConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
# `; ^: \! B2 y/ Z4 b5 W O1 [Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
7 \5 F: w1 `7 YConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 7 B# Y% m5 P: H' g
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house $ K7 a& T9 X) J; e1 y- j( O
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night # |/ r: u6 b) Q1 h: d0 X! Z: g9 R
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it ! t1 A1 X. B/ j) V, ~- U
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
7 Q# n" J1 n; `& EConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient # M: I, I/ O' _
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly / [ x$ q8 e) N" w0 I( E9 f
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on % M* z3 `; F1 J2 g/ U% ^
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long + O! b; |) R0 e+ U: o% u4 s
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
( d5 p. B, L# J9 t# fConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 7 K( E; A4 m" Q
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 4 D. Z& S5 L7 D8 S2 x5 F6 D
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
( R4 B3 d" B( D9 v: R( |) [3 ?Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
6 O: Y+ d7 b; eConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
2 O. }" Z1 |: [/ D: }Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level F( I4 f: S5 d; }) N
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
1 f9 a( T; x1 }7 c7 E! D" T6 tConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ; b' E9 W2 J+ _* R
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot * v) J3 B, x# G, z& u
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy / ~- Q7 D% I. h' P' A
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts & A6 V4 b2 m7 t) |
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
5 E3 x. f( t+ R: p+ N" DConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
! t9 J! _) f ]& H" u$ cConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
% s0 b, W6 V/ F1 t' p; JConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ' W! W1 ]6 Z# |$ J5 x2 b' c7 t
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
+ F: w# O4 P# {) l# ]* kConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 7 v2 [3 d5 \6 t6 Z: a
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better / V4 y6 ?: w5 d, _" A5 X# D
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
3 C; W& @. {6 {# |: {% nConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
) {0 ]- S1 X: O) VConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 5 ~. s3 V& q1 w3 ]
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face u/ t! ]9 r. [5 S
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ) x1 n k, F ~
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 6 b. D& \8 R' f4 Y
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ' _9 q* n" } |2 k; s4 m+ y
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 1 u4 d& m$ Q) H4 a- X; `
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic ; H1 i7 [2 @' _. b/ h' A
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
1 p+ v2 i* I; H: `. g# G" QConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ' a& K0 C+ ^3 X. s
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
* s; H0 i- Q. a, M1 O+ s4 iConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground & V" g8 q. ?& N
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit " ~( g) y) u5 r7 W5 F3 R
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth / `8 w" W6 d; \& [! A/ [4 y
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
4 E7 C8 q, v" E* b$ O2 mConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face # a$ V; ]+ D3 H3 Y
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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