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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars! S9 Z; m7 k& h/ X, Q5 z! z T
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!8 z k4 h' r/ h, @ p* ~7 m0 }
: p1 W! p z5 ~$ x I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!5 q9 ^# v- _: Z; e4 Q
( G3 e& l8 |+ V* C: t A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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+ A `" E6 S( U1 z1 U$ W" Z Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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o5 A" Q; ?1 r0 P5 e/ t: E Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.9 D5 W, W, w& Q+ J5 G, ?
0 @* J; O4 d6 z; ?6 [0 |, M Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.1 ?0 R- Z4 Z3 P
5 w& Y8 y7 g& ` h+ L6 @ "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said., p; r3 K1 F" ?! R. V
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?8 d# r1 ~- D/ [- x @$ x% H# o
/ Z9 J: S; ~ a7 d) `+ _ "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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6 e, k2 |5 @4 h* z What? Cemetery? What a place is that?, k: Z( ?6 M2 K$ {8 v- ]+ L
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.": O. K3 U" K1 A1 g0 u# v
1 \. ?/ {6 ]. ~6 \ What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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* w0 d/ v9 k7 l3 R5 P$ m On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."0 D& x' h( A0 p( _
% W- L8 b% Z3 b% ~8 D) @+ ^; } Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."' G4 a9 o% d8 d# I7 j5 Z, g
# k, {/ Q5 s$ \ U "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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