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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!4 @. {6 B# I/ E3 [: A" S. V% }
( v1 } X1 {! M% f1 E+ x; k0 M A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!, x! L: L* p% j1 T
- g$ a! |4 ]8 g4 |- g I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.. j/ ~& s4 R) e- h5 A
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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" o5 i' U& r! ` Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"9 G8 H( a6 S1 R! x9 I$ \
0 f: v6 Z) c1 C2 k8 F. b Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.8 n9 e* N \0 q, h
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."' O- }. |( t; \8 g
3 o; k/ I# ?- V: e( k! r. B "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.$ \# D5 M+ n$ x7 |3 [% {
3 _3 e4 p) T' k/ ~' J& b! O What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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( ]0 R9 M. j! W H! a5 @* u8 ^ "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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8 a2 |. V9 v9 i D' b What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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2 G* p/ l1 E% i" S "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?' @2 O7 O1 b8 x$ N- c
/ d( j0 v9 b% T _$ H4 S' n/ n On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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' k% N6 `" F+ d! K8 `- A "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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