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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!$ q7 n1 J9 Q1 O3 N. r( C; x2 N
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.3 T1 s; E' @9 h) W; t' G3 Q
/ j: o) n+ C: s' u% D7 f So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." - y+ A8 R3 G6 F5 @
* F6 F, o/ a* U( H: {: Z' n Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.5 ~6 y3 G* V' y, k
* w9 l6 }6 D& {: Q' b, S ` Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.' J1 B) A" `0 N4 V
+ a: K8 G# X. [8 H) n2 x5 f' _ "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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) s0 \9 {6 y3 u "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.* s2 j- c' d, G' [: T/ l- ?
: Q. o6 z! q( `. H What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?1 W! s5 z; z8 V, |7 T* @% [0 e# M) v
6 e, w$ M/ k" P: Q) f8 J8 p L "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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- \% B' b* b' P, I What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."+ D, u2 o5 ~2 A+ z: O6 g* X0 R
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."( `) |0 ~. S. n M. T
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."9 Z6 Z! ?. s) q, t9 \* \
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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