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# Y2 L# e9 W! N I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!- ^ B, A1 @. Q4 u# s
5 R2 y9 z$ d: O: Z3 Q A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!+ q& r' m$ k# ?4 t
- J+ |: o& q) b! U- F/ W' I I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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7 q+ t i. ~5 R" A3 {8 N- m So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"$ Q9 g, f* k9 m' g1 S, ^
% h; U: F( H. s, ] Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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! }1 H) V7 J! E2 g; U( _ Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.- v& b/ Q( c: C$ d" w' f9 N d
" J) o/ H9 M; w! V "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer." l3 W5 B- J# P. Y g9 T
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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% L5 C6 w1 f, e, V* D What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?. s3 t- L8 d! R2 e5 a) b# V
5 ?: L8 D! ~; x A& G0 _ "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?4 z0 ?; p! A3 Z! Y. X4 G# P( F. s
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."+ }+ U) N; _, T& G1 Q! c3 N( z
: M. y1 Y, }, V6 K What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?. a' C' ]0 Q: I& D, t" `/ v
7 v3 [ f8 j5 H$ J6 `% X* A On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."( p: \# ? [, I2 M" Z* m
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."* v3 d; h% i2 C; @; E7 z: b
$ V4 K+ F# O$ q P# S5 V( M "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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