爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
* c7 T7 l' P% C; e) V! ?$ W性本善：Sex is good.
. V6 l( a: m. G5 q性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
- B- o; }  R3 p( F6 _' r3 i习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
$ ~1 z9 o6 @  ]5 Y0 j3 |4 `性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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/ e7 M& ]' t6 X( C* d+ D教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

9 F# X6 Y6 @( O% l3 P; }- A子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* E# t9 Z" V1 D. S/ x; W" O0 T有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 j2 X6 `+ W; x: Z5 j教五子 All his five son took it
, w# h( M$ |0 Y名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 O) y. g' m" k父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' w" W1 k- |4 A) f6 j9 J) B- R& c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ J+ h' ]6 J  _- z* H0 _非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# h: o! B) h! G+ b幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

4 C0 v+ l2 ^) u$ r玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
+ w( ?4 j1 n$ \* q- u* r' Q不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 X; H" @0 `/ h6 u人不学 If you don't learn sex,
" U) M1 V; _( @: A( n5 j# p: J不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
9 H& E7 L' g8 I& w1 ZFaint!!!!!!!!!!!