爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
; M4 y6 B, y+ b$ g2 |6 L% U9 Q性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
* w' m( Q# C4 l' {( R6 f6 [性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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  ~$ N6 \; y. w$ q0 a% @* H教之道：The way of learning it
3 {* y" p( Y4 Y/ E' K! |: l; x  }贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  H0 f& \* Q( z教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

7 X5 j' R& z! O- m$ A  w养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
, F" d; l) e; T教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ b1 {/ N& [! w师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

- n7 a$ ~* ^& ]0 p子不学 You may refuse to study this
, K3 a8 L: b; e非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ F" l4 j& g* o# {, y% t( r+ N% j幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
: |5 e1 K. |: ^9 {' v+ Q不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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