爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
: ]- g0 r' R8 y  O: g. T% p性本善：Sex is good.
+ v+ P# }% q* U2 V9 T性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
: {. ^% H- m  l6 b, n4 D% e习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
, Y% P& V. @0 b8 F9 V性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
) }6 f/ V# D- h9 \, ]" A贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

  _% Q/ C) U5 w2 M/ v子不学：If you don't study hard,
' Q7 Q& t" A: B' {$ G/ J! A断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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# Q7 x& Y. e1 R窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 H  ]; j$ H6 s6 V) _教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
* i# `# W8 j' _6 O! q教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, E" Q- e) C: B! [6 _师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 M7 A8 J0 ^- W$ R! e; R: a子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 n" d" `  d+ q9 R2 p幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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, a  D9 m; w$ y$ ^' `; i玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 C$ K2 S3 v! F- ^, O$ c不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
7 S  B8 V9 T3 o% U人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
3 E/ N9 E, ^1 fFaint!!!!!!!!!!!