爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
! ~) H& P5 b& U性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
0 D/ ]8 b& ^+ M0 s" P8 W  u2 }6 w性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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: L2 l6 f, S8 P: d* t" z教之道：The way of learning it
8 ?+ j. M" |, a  x0 e$ x* F贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 H' K6 C( u/ A昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
* B" ^5 s- g" j/ D. K& a1 f断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
9 B! m5 Q0 }: E; x: h教五子 All his five son took it
1 G8 x+ V7 W+ @名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
7 Y- r& ~: @. A$ w: }% N) f- Z父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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& e& A+ F$ U# Y$ _% Q3 [2 O. o子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

; J4 x4 B9 S# x$ ]6 S玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 V" Z9 [/ Q, w7 I不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ ^3 h! c) N1 `1 N; I8 \: H人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!