爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
) ]5 r% z0 ^0 O习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
# K9 x  D' ]+ G# G" G贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

1 U* w. w' |! [  h; J! z+ f昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" F# a  }& d3 P4 v8 \& |1 G% _择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

2 u! U+ a! k0 D子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

: @2 j4 i6 n: P7 {: R2 y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
+ r0 [5 P3 ?9 _名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 Z, U6 w: p" o6 q$ l" a师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ A. W% P% A9 m4 C* J子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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; _$ Y+ U# m; ?" T玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* _0 j: X+ W0 N$ T7 Z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- j" f) c* r0 a人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. O  W- a, Y. P8 `: E0 a不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
& @2 |- z6 i" EFaint!!!!!!!!!!!