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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 0 B5 K: f0 M( L" C7 c* x
性本善:Sex is good.
/ _+ x5 w9 m) a) g, V. I$ d性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
- K, T* g- t7 E& j习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
% h, [  {6 {# J& l. m+ @苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
5 a% f8 |9 I( U( c7 u5 e3 `; J性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 [; s5 B+ t: S0 ]6 B4 k/ b. {
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 f* S% e8 `# s9 b4 t择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
* C5 G( n3 U+ t9 ]  _) [/ j0 @5 @( v% W断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous / }- I. f% v3 x1 i. J" E" a
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( _7 t* f8 [  p& E教五子 All his five son took it
6 z2 D6 ?& k: ^, E, ^' D( p1 \$ e5 s: d& @名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, / V1 w6 |5 p- g0 D6 z  x" S& Y& Y
父之过 It is all your fault.
8 W0 T! O  c3 d# h4 |8 e: T1 v% ~教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. p' w( E  r3 p; Q/ x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 B2 z' H) ^* A0 ?# Q. U非所宜 but that is a real mistake 3 ^: ]6 |- g$ I/ W4 V# p
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 j9 m& j* f( h. o  _
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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& m- |1 D0 N/ n  d! ~5 {* q) r玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) T: _. P) f6 J  W$ ~. s: f不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 K% U( a2 }* R6 [4 R2 O: u0 u8 C5 d人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( Z1 I" e* h- R& s: g不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
4 ]$ F5 K) m+ m$ gFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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