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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 8 J$ J+ l8 _4 A+ q% Y$ [8 ~/ U
性本善:Sex is good. ( I5 h# ?3 z# q  R0 \- v3 C
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
5 Z6 e: F6 K/ T" Q习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
- j* A8 E2 }4 u苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 3 g: i) K; S  J. q/ [1 I+ L. H+ t- Q
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 0 |$ O/ V; w6 A$ y5 {) C1 y5 i
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教之道:The way of learning it
$ u9 o6 E+ g+ o2 @7 {+ L- p9 t5 E贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, T9 e# }0 S8 ?' ?( W* v5 t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ' B" m* Q# S, w4 U5 K" G( M; }
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
: b1 [) d2 m3 R) W: _! G$ S断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 0 a4 m" h- A4 D6 S8 X% g% e/ i5 ]
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ R) Q) c6 I/ ~+ Y& m5 F. _教五子 All his five son took it : C; t& g' |. O3 g' t" o
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. / N: _+ M6 C- p/ e) N  [; Y
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: r, j7 ]0 c( G' V' b父之过 It is all your fault.
( q1 _4 E0 P9 h- F! g7 _# ^教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- f6 @! x/ H3 u% I& f* u: h师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + Q/ `3 T, m% Z& [0 m% n

" t- R8 X, E0 E2 P子不学 You may refuse to study this . y4 m1 h3 u( `% V, A
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" d6 ]( ^5 K5 V: A2 B. F幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, $ s+ q: h' p- r3 N5 M4 L
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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# H9 c8 w* t  Z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 \6 T  H( y% j不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ g# [) O7 n& s, M人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( w& S, \- w9 N2 s( ?! E7 j* S5 ]不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!6 ?" G# z1 C6 [8 {+ y
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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