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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 2 X9 N. U4 B3 G% r9 K7 M
性本善:Sex is good. & y" h" {8 v8 Y+ I/ W- H' ]
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. / S; j% Q% R3 e7 w4 M$ _
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ M; ?+ i+ i3 N- A苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
. E( R- K& ]8 C) E* k5 w: [性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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8 L, d6 ~2 C. ~. `8 t教之道:The way of learning it
3 D3 A8 L- j% [% K6 g贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + y7 N: _  J5 c6 [6 Y1 F
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng / A  {+ E! h6 q
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 ^; c& d3 r  v0 j" W6 ^
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
+ V9 ]3 V$ _( h  m" c断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ) z1 U5 b: F$ ?* y. `( @2 A3 D, \
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine % r2 C5 J" Y- w  w! E
教五子 All his five son took it
$ h- b7 A% f0 e5 K$ D9 V5 {名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. : K* f  `: f# w% A) |
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* @; v) F5 g+ Y7 b# {1 G5 P: W$ s父之过 It is all your fault. # o* y& {9 ]$ P5 r
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. q6 n3 W8 B' j师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
% E# _- ?% D; s9 L* ^2 r非所宜 but that is a real mistake 0 }9 L1 s6 N) Z, Q6 e$ y
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, / {' H5 t* Q% G  X. s+ f
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ! L7 M1 q4 T' Z3 Z9 c
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 m  c9 v5 {, w; \人不学 If you don't learn sex, * D' o! e4 h9 o! m
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
8 j! x7 @4 m! ~  fFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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