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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ( U, h) W, |+ l1 @# }) [
性本善:Sex is good. * a% b! U$ v* C) t+ G$ j
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) ]5 r% z0 ^0 O习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 I0 i8 C- j, P# k1 L
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 7 P* R0 W, k& W
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. / n. h5 w* O8 t, M) W  U) I
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教之道:The way of learning it
# K9 x  D' ]+ G# G" G贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. $ L3 p& e# `+ ~7 O4 `

1 U* w. w' |! [  h; J! z+ f昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" F# a  }& d3 P4 v8 \& |1 G% _择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. - b# {5 l* [9 b/ k) Z6 _

2 u! U+ a! k0 D子不学:If you don't study hard, $ p0 g4 R+ m- d) c, w% n# G
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 T' X4 O; r+ \7 ]

: @2 j4 i6 n: P7 {: R2 y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 8 `# j. X) A. O# Y7 o1 T8 \1 V7 R
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine + _; c$ P1 p' H! e
教五子 All his five son took it
+ r0 [5 P3 ?9 _名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ; K: e: X  P) ?2 K& J- {
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, , t6 k1 \! E0 e
父之过 It is all your fault. ( l3 N3 |8 @+ U) H: P8 @6 c
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 Z, U6 w: p" o6 q$ l" a师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ A. W% P% A9 m4 C* J子不学 You may refuse to study this * T0 K: f) t/ A6 j% V8 Q: d! _
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 6 T3 Y  v7 n8 Z# ^
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, , p0 A, ?1 q6 u8 C" J3 n
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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; _$ Y+ U# m; ?" T玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* _0 j: X+ W0 N$ T7 Z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- j" f) c* r0 a人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. O  W- a, Y. P8 `: E0 a不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
& @2 |- z6 i" EFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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