酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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/ @$ X9 d8 x, ]2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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5 [, u1 A2 N0 h/ _5 t9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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& F2 S. d/ h3 Q10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


" n9 Y/ X5 p  q22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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; r$ q( v# @1 I# e; i, r: i23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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- e3 q6 V: h: u3 H' k25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.