酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

/ `  K! i$ ^. |' ~; }2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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  C$ \# T! t4 D7 W/ t  q; x* S5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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3 F, I- |" m* Q- a" `8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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- l5 ?: h7 O0 d+ t14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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4 T0 ]& A, P9 z' X3 `16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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9 Q! F/ v0 Z; U- a0 b- s17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


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. d8 X) l1 A3 K. j: W0 s21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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% y: W) e8 G- {, }# Q22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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* ?8 J. Z: n: d7 b* h& D) K23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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) [! I' I# B4 Z" `24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


; E' T  T) j$ I2 l. C( b/ ?4 @+ r( K25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.