酒吧规矩!!!

sweetspot

酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
0 {) T  S4 g" j8 E0 l/ _% W# R; [" R

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

2 H7 R6 u8 Y2 R% e3 h8 ^& g% @2 x
5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
" k1 S6 _5 f) q. n% A

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
3 Z; i( d, i  F" ]3 X$ Y

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

) j$ t# i0 ~5 b  g! R& s' }
8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
6 ?3 }+ O, D. M5 Y% e7 B

7 [4 o& q2 A7 n7 P4 D, v9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
% F7 E- M- O' e) y
4 R" E; Q7 w- g; d
10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
3 [/ b. m8 |( V- T8 |' O  J

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


7 W3 |: k, j+ h! t12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

; Y. W# m; ]5 K0 H; b
13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
2 x6 j" X( b* g5 J# _

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

  [- g1 G' e& ~: L0 y0 f* z
1 Z6 z7 o3 e+ x: C! g& a$ r15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
, O. R: F4 _- F7 i
9 W% [  d: T2 C
! w$ ~+ z# F% J! [16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


) {2 p; ~, A/ b  Y5 ]% P% B17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
& ~8 o% h3 D4 |/ _5 h
2 j0 ~0 h: [9 E8 y! [- F/ l' h
19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


# w. U7 K8 d  H: w$ M, c20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


. b$ c1 W! O3 S( y5 q21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

% A( B% A) E8 c
22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
# M2 @1 M( J7 L5 }: |7 Z

; p& K& y5 v3 s23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

+ p. N- k! z; @; S) x0 I
$ y' u3 v6 \; ?9 ~0 m$ }24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

4 @/ ]" P7 C% _9 D& k6 h- B
25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.