酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.


% b8 s9 r' p/ Q2 I3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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. F& |1 o2 `) u2 S& j# V4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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' z& j' u" r9 o4 e$ y( V, Q2 |9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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. F6 N, R/ m# _10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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4 o# X& i+ o" r9 E0 C+ S+ ]3 Q12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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2 z+ h1 j. K4 O) e7 B1 Z1 w2 A13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


$ k5 D. g$ _  M1 z4 X" h, L14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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5 V( ]  m, U# O+ f15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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6 H. Y& \/ _# e" u" N3 R16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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2 O2 q1 L7 J( b9 ?  |17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


; s( ?+ W! r9 ^18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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* Q% R- H% Y9 B, G22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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9 g  ]& J7 L6 f) y: V$ X6 T# x23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.