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酒吧规矩!!!- ?/ u, J5 v) } f* W6 Z
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.( H; n N' a- I) R
8 k* v! e; Y/ ~# ]5 f2. Always toast before doing a shot. 9 b' A0 ]( o2 w& v! t% Z3 [8 _
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( P9 W/ m+ n5 _% n; g3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast." L) X! `+ r% h$ C
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4. Change your toast at least once a month./ A2 j7 e$ D$ h4 I0 I* ^$ K* |
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.' Q2 h4 k/ p5 G/ @' G- a
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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' ~5 O" B3 M! C" c# e$ e8 m7 u3 o! h9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.0 @* @7 c# H; Y. F# g
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink./ B- X1 ~7 g8 N4 |! C
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.$ m# c+ h9 c0 Z: B& `! M; g
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.$ b2 J3 E! u w" a7 G. b
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.2 ?: \+ S0 q3 c7 i1 ]7 U# |2 L/ O
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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5 T2 w, R U* m" }' V19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.4 ]/ g& {$ R% I/ ?! V; v4 x
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.) L) u& a! @( H p+ u
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not. ~, k9 ^, B' A9 T8 s* J( F5 ^
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- m1 ]& ?7 a' e9 B6 h25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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