酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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# U5 s3 {+ c* F8 `  X- _" H' x1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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' d( E3 K& v0 H" j0 g$ O$ u3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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% H$ Y; o: s( t- G) K6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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5 W1 z2 A1 z2 f  q. _% L' j; c9 p8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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2 v: e6 T& J0 q* S6 H- t9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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( Z9 x9 c, b, T  i- l" |10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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/ ~. E2 K* d% s) H8 P/ F14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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' ?7 J: @& |; x: b4 u1 w16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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0 Q, \# a$ l5 U# Z  N17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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* @2 X/ N# u' I! k: R) |18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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+ t- y0 v0 W3 y) n# s* g0 I3 g21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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& ?: @  l6 A# M3 v( f24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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( m- N0 ]9 l0 I4 a! A8 A% {25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.