酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

7 Y4 w. O2 d2 M: a/ ~# k; f4 m2 v2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


2 T7 x$ A. J4 O) _# j3 M/ u$ z5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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3 u( ?# x' h" H' K; C! |8 m  m, X( {8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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+ N- v- P: _5 |3 ^( Z11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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8 W: d. M  C7 S  ?% k3 B& x$ y14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


! c- X+ n9 B! J# j15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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# ]" e" l; M# G17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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) E% E4 o4 X' ^, ~( l' d$ x' Q18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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; u6 H7 Y5 K) p% F) N19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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, {! c' E3 D0 N* Q) n, J$ }4 B21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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3 m# R' L( B5 }  ~" F" j1 |22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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; `7 H4 \5 O4 D( P2 Y" H- E24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.