美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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0 @: e4 C* s" `& d# w争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

/ g! t( L! {1 P+ v/ V2 N4 Vbe nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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# K0 y$ f$ P# ^- Q) S# H/ @% UAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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! Q7 q# R% a9 S' y! @& e记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
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时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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All men are animals, some just make better pets.

男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

; c9 E( n6 z% u! }If you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

9 q8 h1 `! b9 s+ U5 p1 dSome people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

, U' s* \) ^. a$ l) S' ?% ~许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。