美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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. c1 ^7 t( n- V4 S$ i- [  z4 E. h/ S对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

5 x# U$ h, D* p记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

5 _7 t7 X/ ?4 G% c0 I/ T) B时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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- D! }7 x* ^/ F. C* P" aAll men are animals, some just make better pets.
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男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

If you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

  |. n5 w: q3 l9 D" d; K5 k1 e如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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8 a4 ?2 O8 `6 G# aSome people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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# X  o9 [$ o( K3 {' b5 V6 B* W许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。