美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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: V" s& x0 [/ z2 \# M& {be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

: I& ~/ L4 O4 _; t3 b) Y. M对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

2 G0 t+ Q) l: g5 W4 p8 \记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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% |  _: a7 u) V9 z( OTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

; k2 C  i) ^, \时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。

! A: k) m+ Q, |! z- R! v& CAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

) S$ [* J* _& E* O. P: V1 K男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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If you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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! w. B. K! O* ^如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

1 y* D) {( k) o, k1 N8 n! O许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。