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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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* u1 K0 j2 I# E9 G# U" c" L# ?# bSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 7 n/ X" L) A8 u  H3 W' k
Snape: Who is it?
2 m7 Z; |- y' r: s$ nVoldemort: You-know-who!   F# s; y' N2 a! u' ~
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ( L' y$ ]0 h7 L1 t" x
Voldemort: You-know-who!   a/ R! z2 X6 B$ P' `, l' D4 W
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? & H' }6 W0 J  p1 b5 D! |7 t2 T3 \
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
5 [: v/ _: x. I2 ?Snape: Sauron??? + u& J% U, `0 [; T0 S1 }0 C; i, H- A
Voldemort: The other one... - t% p& k2 i, ?0 G
Snape: Darth Vader??? . g: j0 G* w6 i  Q7 H
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
1 F+ H9 H8 K' h2 A+ vSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! " H' t! |5 k# j5 d" f& E( T9 y* x
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ) [: d- E1 {: z6 i) O0 D$ J3 Y. x
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! : B; s! T# t% C- U, x4 ^* l8 m; T
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 3 B1 c, Y, J1 l( h# n+ |7 p% C" X
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
2 L1 X0 Y6 Y1 V: W: [" N6 cSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
" x# N" L0 G7 r- h0 I) vVoldemort: He's the younger twin! 9 o1 A3 ?' k. J! q8 W3 ?9 P
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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$ l7 {% J, c2 k( |3 vSeverus: What's that? 5 K' r- S/ N; v6 A! b2 |, q
Harry: Your cauldron. " u& D* {7 D. s3 c& z/ t
Severus: What's a cauldron?
# N7 X7 n7 V7 d. o4 n8 A9 }" X; o  JHarry: Dunno. ! P9 E8 d7 p% h& x
Severus: Looks like something to eat. : H+ T6 W7 j. X- a5 _
Harry: Yeah. 1 Y, B* j# u, L3 L0 a
Severus: You first. ( |7 v5 Y- n# [' p3 |
Harry: It's delicious.   ?3 p+ q! v8 ]3 o
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!2 ?4 ~# b& b/ x3 v9 ^8 R( N
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前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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