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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ' ^- _0 J7 a" L' r" E2 j
Snape: Who is it?
2 F5 V4 a, Z, y ~; E, b8 LVoldemort: You-know-who! + W7 J- q- Q# P% i
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
7 I" b+ N( y' O1 sVoldemort: You-know-who! , r' A5 }9 ^& @4 e9 @6 e6 m
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 7 P8 ~4 C& m4 b' ]/ D* `. K
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 6 L# R4 a9 Y% i' @# @1 c
Snape: Sauron???
8 |& a* a# m2 MVoldemort: The other one... 5 g$ b" i( {: [# `
Snape: Darth Vader???
- E: j- n2 l6 g& u u0 xVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! & u4 }8 ]3 h* k5 O. R' r, t
Snape: Hermione???? , Y5 N5 j* N0 X0 ^
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
' c- W0 b2 T% C% r" H5 ~/ KSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
) ?. F1 b$ b |6 L. @3 FVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
5 o+ O: c$ D; d5 Q5 ISnape: So Harry is my brother?
' A: h3 p/ m$ b* ~% C( ?! KVoldemort: Your twin brother!
$ U) y5 @7 z/ T+ d6 \- w( H j/ jSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 1 r2 z4 V# _6 K5 J; } p
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ) B& T9 b0 l( Z0 |9 j7 b! p
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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' f: h+ b" o4 F3 K9 VHarry: Your cauldron. ) k u3 B* v$ Y5 m8 h
Severus: What's a cauldron?
. A: B+ `7 |% N& y8 FHarry: Dunno.
6 O' n- n; E; l1 dSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
/ Y. A+ b: R4 K1 R" O. O8 IHarry: Yeah. 9 I6 i7 }5 j2 i2 r/ O7 R% \
Severus: You first. ( z# T' R, B# n5 W
Harry: It's delicious. - m# r: k0 ~7 N2 F$ c5 `2 |
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!7 w9 Y. v8 X4 Z8 e1 X% o, B9 @2 p
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