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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
+ D6 Z) s/ X* D+ T1 p1 MSnape: Who is it?
Y# U! ]: b1 Q! @% z. [Voldemort: You-know-who! 8 p* g \1 d8 h
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 3 G4 S* r$ N W
Voldemort: You-know-who! / n; f7 ]' g) f( n: H) I
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? $ _4 a9 M8 s! N1 S3 c
Voldemort: The dark Lord! # g; l) L ~3 a1 f4 k; t* a
Snape: Sauron??? # t8 Z8 u' k, n" Q3 J# e- R
Voldemort: The other one... 7 j, v/ S A; ] v7 B& z/ n1 L
Snape: Darth Vader???
3 x) u6 O0 t7 g( U7 i0 JVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! + T) h, b# Y/ r }7 f
Snape: Hermione???? # v7 }3 P+ Z2 w. r
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9 ]2 n: }) S% q3 z* T/ j$ wVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
8 G& t8 _" ? ?' r7 g5 rSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
: r. L0 `) v* @9 L9 U7 b% HVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
8 U- i3 ?8 c# f$ [" iSnape: So Harry is my brother? / u9 D8 X# X! L/ w- S: z# K
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
2 {% @6 d) A! c' BSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! + b& e+ S5 e: a! O& }6 M
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
5 p. K& K, j/ M6 h* j7 USnape: Okay, no problem!
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, ?# T7 p2 \, ISeverus: What's that?
0 |/ a! k( ^7 d9 E- P, K, _Harry: Your cauldron.
' | A0 z! I4 q0 xSeverus: What's a cauldron?
+ o6 x B9 ^2 R- ^Harry: Dunno.
" i- u( y3 C8 ]( p5 |, WSeverus: Looks like something to eat. 8 x! j0 T& b9 b. F! A( r: I
Harry: Yeah.
! ^5 K c% E# J! a# X0 |" v mSeverus: You first.
) S" \3 P( J- N( r6 t1 B7 `Harry: It's delicious. % r4 E) y% A- ^# e0 R
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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