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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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; A" [7 b9 `' J& zSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. / `& p9 T/ ]' {& f- Q8 @( a
Snape: Who is it?
' ?& X' r) o1 Q; gVoldemort: You-know-who!
4 B0 Y; O# N8 ^: x& fSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
) ?" D& J+ P( u! V8 `/ IVoldemort: You-know-who!
/ D9 h1 i: D* a9 v& S4 ]Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
3 U' z/ {* o7 p9 u& JVoldemort: The dark Lord! + i1 |+ y: ~! _) y
Snape: Sauron???
- L7 [; ], R# o2 ~9 wVoldemort: The other one...
8 x. O  l& f' n1 @; A2 s/ uSnape: Darth Vader??? , O1 U  p1 `* S3 ?. I
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
  m; G, p' x( r2 T# ySnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! ; S+ j2 X, q9 t* ?- ~$ @% H- d- H. f
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
: k& ~; b. B) A, f6 z1 p: m* f  HVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
5 t) b8 y9 ]0 q, M, }Snape: So Harry is my brother?
0 M$ [4 G& u% y5 lVoldemort: Your twin brother! ! q, r1 r: ^* N
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! $ J4 r2 L) Z; U# Q
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ! L! `$ k2 ]3 Y. y% y
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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* ~% W' O3 `3 s/ e( [' H) rSeverus: What's that?
; Z" S* A0 c9 @6 W7 D! S! LHarry: Your cauldron. ; m! R1 `4 u. j" C
Severus: What's a cauldron?
! k4 |9 w: J: W( k# Z: a% j$ N, S# EHarry: Dunno. - Z7 g: N' V+ n! L4 L/ {: F& i
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
' Q9 x, V% z' M  lHarry: Yeah.
4 w+ l- l2 ?: d$ o* `+ P" xSeverus: You first.
9 @0 n; _  ?8 c" D- J) zHarry: It's delicious.
( ^3 ^% S  ]  @# k  I0 uSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!' G/ K9 ], U& c# c1 C' S9 l) N! @
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前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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