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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
& l$ H9 V W: M8 ]* cSnape: Who is it?
4 t& o/ h1 u% Z6 CVoldemort: You-know-who! $ ?9 V0 G; e I& A% Z9 h
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
' t9 K" A: ?/ t& Q1 `4 H3 m6 Z/ iVoldemort: You-know-who!
7 a* R) o4 m1 O1 p/ Y! }6 wSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? / _9 |2 H. n' q- _6 X1 D& P! d
Voldemort: The dark Lord! $ P$ }! o. `! i8 f, w
Snape: Sauron???
+ t, I( ?2 P: p0 ?3 B( i! SVoldemort: The other one...
) J" f8 K t: Q' o) _4 Z; rSnape: Darth Vader??? + c! C- Q1 L% n
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! / |' S' \4 h0 X
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 2 j4 w! L# b, J
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! & t, G; s; }- T2 |' G
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
6 x8 i- c( Z" ?' ISnape: So Harry is my brother?
: @# Y: @( W$ w, r" PVoldemort: Your twin brother! . j. x: @5 l; b* o4 W7 W: V* n
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
, q# k' b, G5 e# KVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
, A( [& h9 T$ ]& l" c, K# LSnape: Okay, no problem! ^# `0 ~$ x0 M1 J
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Severus: What's that? 1 N7 k O! ^8 I8 J0 U
Harry: Your cauldron. & J' e" _ p. e" I5 v* s
Severus: What's a cauldron? - ~3 `+ U/ F9 u! T
Harry: Dunno.
- M) Z' r; T# [' L" A% g2 pSeverus: Looks like something to eat. + E& y8 q+ \# l1 l
Harry: Yeah.
* @6 L# X% }) o5 m4 `5 C8 s! aSeverus: You first. * O+ ]8 n/ R* H" z n: @4 J
Harry: It's delicious. 1 }9 F" n" p% u( B' h1 M
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!( f4 W4 ^) E }$ ]
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