 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 1 a5 M) F% d% u! C
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.: h1 o2 L) b4 G( E# D
$ A$ p, d5 c! kDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.) S$ F0 T/ H( {
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% q6 s5 g H) p N- j- S! dIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.1 f' T/ |. n/ N8 r6 L
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' }2 A8 A* a0 P! C' @* L% hShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ! K% H# A# `8 i X
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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# b. E7 o# z5 O1 m9 lThat's when she shot him.+ g; d6 x( g" G' u+ f
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- V. W h. K. H3 v L# T1 ^. UYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut7 j* d; ?5 H7 A1 p. U2 ?! u0 j
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- C" W; n4 Z) b' a+ eWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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