 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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$ n5 M- k3 V8 R5 eIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.3 p2 M$ g! u. J6 |3 P
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$ H' F* N6 c+ b8 C( }8 QThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.) `, j9 ] {3 @ `5 _5 `4 Y ^
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2 F1 A1 o2 i3 g) a1 N; CArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.- F# U. ^9 W9 `7 ]: z q% |) X
8 s" y+ J) S3 X9 @( w6 G- ?: DDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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; N- `9 h. k2 Q; bShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. & G$ z1 |* F, Z I
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'1 v Y/ U+ I8 h; Q- K' A8 e& \' j
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8 o; i# r5 }1 w1 n, \( f% f6 fYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut' J0 v' H1 Y0 R* y1 ~1 l. G4 O
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ( y) P s' `. N2 c5 e8 k& x
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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