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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 5 b9 v0 l s1 Z4 _, U) T8 k
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.9 Z2 ~& [- A: G0 h, N% X8 y) S, d; _) u
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.( [9 R( d$ Z' u3 q( p, F6 f
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.9 \ e$ n7 P1 N4 ?% J' `1 @9 ?7 P
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8 B; C& u0 E+ c( U1 K4 ]It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined." u/ Z3 N5 Q, J a) X% H) P
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.) I0 F) t# ?0 S
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3 O L% m& }- I( PShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 7 i; M1 b$ W Q: |2 D" _% p
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! b/ w5 y8 n" w! {Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.% M9 j6 ], L% y
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5 Q3 f1 ]0 @/ y4 _& Z, w- vYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut7 N' J9 }& |* [* W0 `
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* L7 O! M" y( V- W+ x1 U: KWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! * c3 v! p4 `; @; f0 g: {) \
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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