 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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1 }1 V. X5 T" |" }+ M2 R8 {. B( fIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.- i4 e# B6 |/ B1 U; t3 q
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.! ^- n- M0 s! `( S- m1 Z" S* X
$ g$ ]! J- k# Y P# \' LDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.0 M Z* a+ V& s6 V9 K6 ]7 V# _
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2 x5 W! b9 Z" o& O( i+ c' v6 |* ] Q+ mCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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' L, S) u6 ]$ [# w+ ~. iShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'9 L D/ Y4 |2 z) q0 Y5 w
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5 s/ W/ @5 I8 H1 f; jThat's when she shot him.! ~ _; J8 d2 F B" m( b
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9 u" l( F5 A: I8 T: P* uYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut5 {7 v2 B& c: R0 L
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% a' G+ l5 s7 {6 k( }, WWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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