 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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$ w d* ]' V) A0 S# b; C' L' YIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.& L+ l9 h4 W8 L1 Z; @, e
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.5 Z, v2 |0 K; r$ i) F7 o
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.5 N# u1 o \: t# \% A0 f9 S
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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3 m, `# i5 P$ v6 N: Y) r9 |3 x1 @Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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5 p5 k0 L; z* zFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'+ B8 r2 s' |1 z; {$ o
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5 z! [ p) v/ }6 ]% q$ b$ `That's when she shot him.
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7 Q7 j3 X1 J* g' ^% v. ?+ ZYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut+ w. B& T8 J! T
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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