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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 6 i6 R* {* h/ s- h% g
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.# j) J) D2 K4 q
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# A4 `/ A% X" Z/ `- P+ xThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.2 ~) D1 \4 }6 c$ d/ M& K6 T
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* v, Q y' Z4 j- JArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.+ o) F" Z+ \/ q: E9 i
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.8 `( U8 M$ N4 A
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ; s5 M) i. u3 D" R' S" L5 G
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: @4 v; F, Z" n, V5 ^. M; {% S$ e- qFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut! g# W2 `* f- y* R
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ( j/ W9 U# O6 x, e6 p( g
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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