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\# q9 P8 i, O3 |* Q2 V0 [$ ?4 S6 L. YEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:: v* W7 o+ D: }8 w. O
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/# W( m. U D" M! B, K4 l
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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. T$ `2 {, e$ Q S, T d1 E0 `Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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/ M3 P$ H$ |) ETop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
1 S' Y+ ^: H+ t: L% t" ~& Q+ p2 N#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
$ j8 U% S9 k+ p* r#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
3 u0 W9 F/ k0 `#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
1 {; c6 r! k1 }% T' {. K+ J% s, z" N#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.( {9 P- J" [, m+ h
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
. e6 M, k$ a: F$ X& T1 r#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.! K- p. H5 d8 b4 t
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.& g, P3 ]7 d) @' n8 Y; f: G1 k& D
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
' _6 O4 G2 Y8 q6 ?1 a; E7 e#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.6 f- Z1 A$ G, C' K+ ^% w7 i
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6 \3 [" V" [/ Y) Y6 G) OAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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$ [. M- v# z" b2 k#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "2 c! B/ i {+ w! d h0 ?6 Q# Z
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