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1 H8 E: {' F( W( n5 b9 MEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
# g& L% ~, Z9 U1 O4 W9 b- h: thttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/$ x* g7 ]& N5 b
: B$ Z+ |, U0 \More pictures are here
. ]2 Q- \# }( {5 `/ r9 z# Khttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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' `5 N) c* j! `: PLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.5 H# c2 A3 h/ R0 ?6 F- ?* K$ G
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman. k9 ]) @' U+ U$ ? J% L p( {
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. 5 O/ k% c. Y7 J* l
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
2 B$ g+ ]! w/ b#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.+ K: i% W; e) v$ ^
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.! M) y6 U2 s: Y9 D
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.( |5 Z' V# E: i& R8 D/ c
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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! |* j* B- U! o" V- s, pAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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