This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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4 U$ T+ O; K4 _6 eEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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" D$ t4 o* E- a9 yLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

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) \+ Q$ {2 @: O! B#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
" B7 ~8 s- ~( l#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
) A9 ~* X" [* f1 ]* g#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
. i2 I  ?2 u6 M" M* u#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
# l2 |' k. E0 }4 a#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
' b$ X# b* \" |& e  K5 w#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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