This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
6 W: K, M; j2 [$ O" P" ^#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
+ H$ _+ }( A( a  n#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
9 H! r+ P: O: k, Y6 W$ A) D* s#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
. ~% l! w) [: \+ x* T#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
# A8 \4 O$ ~4 A1 d#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
+ Q5 B" e" Q% ^& h, \#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


& t( s0 o* E  l9 O0 P3 q8 }And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "



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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
7 w, Q4 W: O. x# A3 b看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

8 t7 _, [5 Z1 `7 ]' {that's good one