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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 , G% z1 m$ x0 g+ `
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes./ @8 `6 }. i( B% ]6 V0 [; {# F
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman! W8 t! h" d e# e. L) e
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
1 }0 ^" t1 q1 F% X#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.1 d- A1 {' f5 f* }
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
6 \9 l$ r- g$ ?#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.. y, |0 t- B3 V! N5 {4 L z9 H
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
@! ^! g1 j1 t% ?$ p1 T7 m#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.2 ]* @- c1 @$ }5 P
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.3 |2 t4 T! Q- m% h
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?! E0 _& P- \5 k z
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.0 S0 B1 L* ~/ u# _: b/ G; ~& \7 s) \
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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