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罗米欧和朱丽业的天津版对话

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发表于 2006-5-7 01:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Romeo (holding her hand as they dance): "You are like a shrine enclosing a holy relic, and I would be unforgivably uncouth to touch it with my unworthy hand except that I am ready to "kiss away" the damage I have done." (In other words: "I love holding your hand; may I kiss it?")
) ^$ {: R1 b# \5 s. Q: y# Z  F大妹子,你就象个围着老古董的小楼,我介手猫你,不能原谅,不过我想咬你一口,把我作的缺德事改过来, D. v* O( p. z5 f: g1 L% f. n3 ?

/ [4 z0 B# C8 c2 DJuliet (probably amused, but cautious, teases him): "There's nothing wrong with your hand (I like it!), and handholding while we dance is quite legitimate; but you're being a little too bold in wanting to kiss me. If you're really a pilgrim, you should greet me only with your hand, as 'palmers' do."& g* r' n. |; X2 @. V$ M8 Y( i$ L5 Y
大哥,你介手没事。介不就系跳舞吗,人家说就说七吧(都要说3 音,带拐弯)? 你要咬我,可贼大胆拉。你要真系先头部队的,你该伸把手坑个气6 z+ m& B: k) L7 c, ^! @) W% O
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Romeo: "Hey, even holy pilgrims are human: they've got lips. Please let me kiss you."9 ]2 t' f$ V+ _$ I9 V  r3 S+ M
就系先头部队的不也系人吗,他们不也有舌头吗?让我咬你一口吧. u$ R: x9 H. u: S4 h# e
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Juliet: "Pilgrims use their lips for praying, not kissing."" P% w% A1 _5 u& ^. T8 _
先头部队拿嘴请菩萨的,不咬! [4 x- E$ a, ?% }; y# r+ G1 E
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Romeo: "Fine, so I'm praying to you to let me kiss you. If my prayer isn't answered I may lose my religious faith."
* L9 l' @5 _2 ]$ b你介人,好吧,我向菩萨念经要咬你。要是还咬不了你,我就不信佛了
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Juliet: "Well, if I were a statue of a saint you were praying to, I might just grant your prayer although I'd remain motionless." (In other words, "I won't kiss you; but yes, you can kiss me.")
* h& y6 y+ T% S( \( g; h- Z大哥,你要介么说,要系我也成佛了,我就依了你介臭小子,不过我可不动阿
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Romeo: "Stand still while I kiss you." (He kisses her lips.) "Just as a pilgrim might kiss the statue of a saint in hopes of receiving forgiveness for sins, so your acceptance of my kiss undoes any sin I committed by holding your hand."# c, F" B% n+ [  Z
大妹子,站好了,我咬啦。先头部队咬菩萨就赎罪啦,你让大哥咬一口,我刚才握你手的事不就结了吗
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Juliet (thrilled and amused at the same time): "So you claim to have gotten rid of your sin by kissing my lips. Now I've got the sin. What are you going to do about that?"2 |' U5 D. b; t2 L
你介人,你系咬了我啦,你赎罪了,可我被你祸祸了,你有吗折?立马
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Romeo: "You want me to kiss you again? Great!" (Kisses her again.)
& D/ w) k( B) l' h) i( I4 `+ U* D你让我再咬你?介多亮洒' v; Z5 k) \0 T+ ?- ~0 u

+ j) h- l3 r* ?Juliet: "You don't really need all this artificial argumentation to justify kissing me, you know.."# w* |3 z$ @6 {# J/ ?, j
你听着,你以后别拿没屁演的话来找岔咬我。
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发表于 2006-5-7 03:41 | 显示全部楼层
有点儿意思,谁还能翻成别的方言?山西话,上海话,东北话......
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发表于 2006-5-7 09:29 | 显示全部楼层
上海话估计看起来就比较困难了,东北话么,等我想想看再说
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