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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " f5 B- G1 W; q$ [: M
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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9 J5 @& c8 A1 O2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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) T3 D9 ]" h* t: f& _3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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" T, D6 B4 j6 P4 j0 q R4 ]4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.- o8 Y$ _* {4 D1 F- t% R* I
+ p+ s6 y# \2 I, C- P# |5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% O' n0 s7 m* s/ _" ], D" {- m7 l
- e) @0 ?* O5 M6 N) {6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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- b# d! M+ M" } W( \ n7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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3 D: H6 K0 S4 y; d8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ Q* p$ |; P8 p
* Q9 P5 U, Y* |. @2 j9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.$ w+ L% @' y5 i) w! ]
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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6 v* c0 V( H/ t, C: G7 z- }11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( o+ P/ r8 u2 i. g& `5 K
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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% L# `( H& s% Z$ B8 O13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up. j2 n# V# C6 j! J
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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( d7 \4 p0 X* k! g/ ?4 f15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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' u3 O! E* a* q16.) You take naps." v5 V$ M6 a1 o* I2 H; |
2 I( J# B9 p$ `, `17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: X2 I% W3 Y" [5 X- y+ c5 |. d
8 B! f1 _, b5 R u) G# c- X18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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+ c9 e2 m+ N. F# {( R19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"$ P2 D0 J, q& |8 m. k# G
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ) Q& Q6 u1 T8 H+ _8 ~
# r. x. U" F2 U. R$ s8 J: }23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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