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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; Q: v2 ^) G4 d' F6 J
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.; p4 @: ?8 S. L3 V4 O
/ T1 W' G1 y6 H j6 R; V, g4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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$ W# c' i4 c+ a0 Z/ ?1 h" ^1 M- d' h5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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9 p1 ]* V; g3 W( ?+ k- l9 T7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 ^: T/ o# C8 h
0 b! P5 {0 n$ R" D" @ p8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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$ j* w$ U( S, U* L9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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8 \ n% z) D6 ?* u13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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4 C! y9 F8 y5 T15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.9 P* J4 `* ?# e" V. @
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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6 l2 Z9 K9 `# H: H$ \1 J- Y18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) h0 I5 s% b# @( g
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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