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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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$ L8 e7 U X; U: z2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge., l$ e; x9 _+ P% A9 _5 |
1 H" n7 M/ \, o2 k2 }4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator." a, X, E* j2 d- n" G
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2 l1 v3 Z6 l5 C' k7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.+ v7 k: ^9 [& T& j4 o6 D! d
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: }) ^3 Q' G c. x0 f
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)5 W1 A. x8 } G, ~
+ H+ j1 i+ i7 ^% T% W* a11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) W" B# P5 i7 W8 R, I$ @
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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1 I Y5 `, W o1 N/ d* c4 e$ g14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.! L% K7 ?3 e& O- }9 q+ g& ], t y
. R- z a- W1 a8 C, o/ k17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.% F" x Q& u" X5 @2 g- R7 H
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# A7 m2 D' Y0 ]% H; p9 }
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 x; _, l4 F0 A5 `, {% E
% R4 ?# S& |" E1 ~: ~21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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