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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ! r) i H+ e5 b/ W
) i/ }1 }9 z2 g7 N. S3 K" b9 d1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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7 H" [7 @ }6 t% T' Q* f2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.8 n7 a& B, L Q7 `& y& p
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., c5 m2 f1 z& S/ u- c
5 _ c8 R* `$ Q/ M: r' Z5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.0 Y4 G+ A( ^0 a; o, Q% T
5 p+ A5 {) a% A5 e$ \8 H3 D7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.% B6 H5 _7 K$ k" i8 [
4 ~) U; c- [2 G. |) H) Y8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 O" ~8 q& Q6 n; p+ f( T
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 E( H' V, m/ o3 ^
$ ]( G- b! w8 [) Z1 F10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& P% R7 z8 d: [12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.+ M2 H) n7 h& f5 c; ]
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ u* k6 Z5 O0 A/ O( ]( P9 ?+ V( ` ~
5 m9 u3 w( J- \# D15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' G) @( E" G8 e0 ^
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.- B* {% L% ~& B' ]9 i
. `; B b% C$ ?+ T/ f3 s18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( j! m8 _" g) z/ C6 R
7 N& A( Z5 e8 k0 M21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!") T% {- a1 c! M
1 m7 i4 t/ \& t0 C& I' ` q. |8 l; X4 s22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 Y3 j, a# m/ ^$ f! c' f4 H9 K
" j/ @" d# p# X23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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