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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....; f, j" W* v9 P& t) s
& ? e ]2 u$ g' ^) v7 d/ s2 y1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
% i% H) ~' L+ \! S& }2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. # v3 P4 e% a' B, h3 ^3 c* P' J/ A
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
/ X' R4 @- b0 J" l; Y4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ! A- Y) _6 g, J G8 n# L. u$ ^5 y
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
8 q( o- G9 E" d" d6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 5 A$ y. t" l6 |% T- r# ?
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
! {# T) ?9 Y: b( w+ }$ e8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ) v0 r1 l4 f v; U; k
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
; Z. I3 o. q5 m$ f/ \1 m10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 8 K1 ~7 G1 ^4 L: Y
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. . E# v, }3 u6 E# K, \
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 4 @( @$ a4 P4 {( g' l9 m
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
% W) f; n8 ^" k5 i5 }14. Can I flirt with you?
) L) U& p' M! h8 E" ]$ i15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
) ^* {+ C6 _! f7 s! L$ r$ d; o16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ! I9 S' y) f: R
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 5 j, B, u1 p3 }3 k9 D
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
- x3 V2 n/ l" M0 o' I& @19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
4 d. C- k, a i. P( {5 H20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 0 ]% C; s/ N3 u9 M H; n3 o
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
$ q6 i% h' I: A: f0 j) V6 b22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. # v7 i! ^1 H7 T+ v5 s8 @$ V
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? a1 T3 T5 n# X# N, n! u
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
3 t w, B2 Z* |3 X+ P7 d' y3 e0 P25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
1 f- O- y3 I# `, ]2 }, s# {; A26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. / `( ^, t: D9 p
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
: z% d, S2 ~$ T, N2 _# L+ B28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
" ~- C$ Q$ F, Z5 v6 ]% R6 M29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? " v' {+ g3 {- i* A
30. So... How am I doing'?
- f1 D- B) i- z31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
6 n1 C( x8 |$ c/ E) F; t32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
$ ?$ E% ~. X& u+ X# J1 \( ?( B: e33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 3 ]- @, a0 i+ n, b" F0 q
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
' I% q5 @9 O8 k35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
' g @9 i* Z, [5 N36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? / n( J$ {# O1 N
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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