Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

7 W5 b; L- y  t9 G' r% r* p1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
/ W+ {3 u; _5 \* F# I, V2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5 D, H! `! E- ~$ D5 F& y5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
( d) P8 b, J; T: d+ \) T) f9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  {: j& O1 `' }6 w8 \! H4 H) N10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
! f% T* j- b% k* h12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
! Y7 X  L8 P  ^14.        Can I flirt with you?
! O2 i3 \& F- e15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
! n: A; G9 |, ^1 M8 ]# ~16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
% [2 O* E# t/ Q1 W; z+ s18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
& L1 `$ f# A0 S9 J22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
+ b  ^2 P8 x5 b( t9 U- g! Q23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
4 m: F# f7 X( A* [24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
. C( \/ Z* J( m" @; C9 n# H25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
; X0 W) ], d! B5 R( [, \26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
( R; j# L- C9 v30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
4 }; |/ Q" u5 a33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
; a/ T! m3 A0 n0 i* p2 `8 l36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...