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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....9 b! S! W! o% \. C' j
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
( g: b. r4 T: `2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
+ T- i3 H% j! ^3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4 C: ^$ F% o# J& S/ v6 q4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
+ e; m+ E& E- j: Y5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- R9 a3 p* g( X( a6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
* ^( z4 y) p1 v; U% _" S1 o  t7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 2 N' k# D  G* ~: O
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 9 [, z2 Z! ^# x* ~, D2 U+ |, \8 K, ]
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
. E' V% J( o/ x- Z- G" ~  t10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
+ h: _; _) w: E. _4 s% f11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
# D# Y1 o+ v9 u8 ]* [12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" . ?! J6 r' u8 v* {' G; W0 A
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 0 f2 d: d, {% \. w2 }' l) q
14.        Can I flirt with you?
: ]) q2 S  M1 i2 O& p0 ?5 _, \15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
" a- h) E/ @- I5 V% i9 c16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if # h1 h7 B- I: e( {* i0 }5 f
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 0 O! D8 B% c4 N
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
$ T" J, Q& J$ o% F& T7 i19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
! O$ @! B3 X9 y+ s7 j" Y: g20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? . w& q% l1 g  @5 _# `; X$ P
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 2 g7 c* f  ^( Q/ D4 \3 z6 J- [
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 4 d* M4 n! u1 y! ^2 R# _
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?   O( f( ^9 m8 ]
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? 3 L* y# R3 o1 w/ L8 w6 Z' o
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. $ \7 f; G  v& ^# X
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
! K+ G/ W6 K# x1 C( o/ J27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
  y1 Q3 B4 F* N8 N7 C' u3 t5 `) y28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ( P! u' b2 t  b4 |
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
7 ~8 S6 ^) |4 z, l+ ?30.        So... How am I doing'?
, t  k3 ^2 H0 O( L0 e/ _! e31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 2 n5 B- i+ Z1 f: E% X: N
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
3 U; {) y4 T% G) [6 V33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
. c; `9 Z+ [# I1 Y* |& Y34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
) D% a+ `, ^) U& E. D+ Q35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.   f3 O! T! |. u9 _
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? - u2 J! C- c: z* t; ]& B. x5 [
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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