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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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4 S8 _# k. A; J  |. H- a1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. / }6 R: B: i' W) r3 d$ w
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
$ F1 ?) o% V- W7 x6 }- V1 ~3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
$ r. \4 y) ?5 S* y1 G/ g4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# l, F" c1 Q; z# T7 N* r5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 8 C1 {& m5 W' c2 @  C% c( D. ~; S. T
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ' F! i  O5 `2 c1 X: I8 @. d- i3 S
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
7 ~( H; k, l  N; {$ e6 D8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
, V( B+ L9 a6 l9 o- G5 `/ p1 {9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
2 w# H. q$ q  L0 O+ p! p& U10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.   Q  ~+ Y  d0 L7 Q8 _  Q: ~
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
- F4 S0 K1 d3 M12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
$ L" Z% _( n# w- d- _: i! q# h13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 8 S. p( E. h7 A' N
14.        Can I flirt with you?
+ j7 J$ q- x  {$ U: P1 m1 B15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
6 b* a! f( o9 Q) K: j2 c- [16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if   m/ z) ~2 s. ^1 R7 ~
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
, o. e* W' E  v2 J; s! |18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
+ F/ z; `: A9 r5 ^19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 5 M7 \$ @. f& c1 D( t
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? * f( B, e* g/ T; m" t
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ; U. Y/ T! m: p$ J- G" W( o
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
% b, V3 K  x( b1 e/ z23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 3 y2 Y: ]9 B& [' M4 L( ]  \
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
0 Y  z: D7 r+ S  _8 e. q: o9 G25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. + `8 o3 m5 `/ ~# I
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ) c4 L, C/ c0 R" ?; W- f* v$ D1 L
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
* w( o0 E3 @8 H+ U8 l& [4 u' i28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
. B) u( _: A6 q6 v2 Y29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? / G. v, r, l: b5 Z/ T8 K+ C
30.        So... How am I doing'? 5 ~# d+ h& A9 n( Z
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
- g. z( E% X+ D* P32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
$ F, }$ U. q3 R7 y, [# i33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 2 [" f7 m+ m& M2 P6 @2 u
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 1 C2 _( w8 u" s9 @5 X
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
* B$ n5 ^6 {. R2 \! e  |36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? . K2 v& r; S& K* T* G
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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