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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....+ O4 V9 k) s: Z' p; q2 |: M* w
" M9 R) n2 L" ?+ ?: {5 Z; @1 i1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
' {* ?/ F7 w- X) F; {2 m2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
7 W4 I9 q; g. ~, J/ d0 a0 _: C( h3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 8 W; y# b- k$ J
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# [3 Z+ R, a3 w x4 K5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. " }# G, b3 ~1 q4 U* x. p
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
: R; M* f* J& ]' R7 W7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
: e6 V4 p; l8 v) A2 c8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 1 O8 B- o; Q5 J8 J
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 o( N" M8 v6 p10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ) i& L: W$ b& _$ H! [, Z+ j1 F- |
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. + D2 o+ ?, n! C
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" S- G: k9 D# _' j2 v
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
/ h/ a2 [1 U7 I- ~; B; Y( `14. Can I flirt with you? ) c( V2 s2 c' t' [( L7 z2 B' t
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. % j$ O# I1 R4 ^1 p* D+ F
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
3 b+ B' ~" ]! N7 ]2 Q" w17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. {$ X: x+ ?$ L' ]. u
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
) l. s( w& s1 W19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. ?- ~5 e) X' ~1 d3 g
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? . R$ _0 V( U+ B0 i# x# M
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
A* p; H# X; f4 ]2 m22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
% e' c+ Z3 M/ W23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
, C9 W. f" F l1 `! ` w2 L2 Y! m24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
+ |: g: b$ A0 S8 r: V25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
9 o+ |6 {$ a2 o6 W' |7 d6 q8 Q26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 5 e$ {+ @% Y: ~ ?$ e# M! K
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
7 D g3 v9 m1 z7 l8 E" o5 R28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 0 V2 l% a. l: k) ?9 f
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? / K% H" G' T! i2 I/ b& O6 Q
30. So... How am I doing'?
. w: D& m& p% r+ k- L# ?31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
0 {5 G6 T7 x% S7 K32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. / s' ^* k7 Q" X# T& J; s2 p
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? % n$ [" C3 K4 a, Q5 V: f' ~! J
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
$ a8 j) z2 A- A" f' U- j- L8 i2 l. |35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 5 k9 i/ p6 Z2 t; c& i* D/ K" X
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 4 f( Q8 f! e1 O- ]+ v1 T4 r
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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