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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
$ L0 O" X% f1 c5 Fsales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" / `& m# z5 t' ^/ V' v1 A/ K! h
" N7 h. A( t( Q8 F: e$ |* lThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?2 Q; x4 {5 ?2 g* c
# d! M, O- ?/ f `& Z; S9 f$ ZWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
0 H9 W, v/ b" U" @for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". 5 d5 D% _5 t7 D
3 J) F5 z, L" l9 Y( K4 NThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
9 [+ T6 f% I0 F; D2 u# z* PDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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1 d& M, ?. ~8 `* IThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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