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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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4 ^- R8 m W: A1 ^# E, m0 @1 `We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie ; e, \9 P8 @- P- w
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the + e; J. I3 S) \; ^& o
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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8 [$ e) `# ^/ N# N8 m% e- ZThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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