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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + ^0 {& T& y; R
      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.  O% c$ ]. R* Z7 I6 n; E/ m
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?2 d0 s9 G( p4 ~( t4 a+ g8 U. B+ ~
      Not is you’re a chicken.
9 H5 o( }0 V! H% K8 G# ]' h3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?% s+ y- d& P2 w+ i
       The outside.
9 x( C/ x" x. }( A: a; h4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?: U$ D* b: R8 m5 s6 h" f
         Fry-day!
6 v$ R4 l- t# _5 `1 }: U* e5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
3 ?) t5 C5 X6 D! B" D           No idea./ y2 e1 L8 m$ {3 z: w
6.Why you go to bed?
" p  N5 f7 h4 k. f' S% D          Because the bed won’t come to you.
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发表于 2006-4-16 15:08 | 显示全部楼层
。。。。。。笑不出来。
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发表于 2006-4-16 17:53 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表  x* j  z8 {4 ^7 @, J" }/ C
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
* Q( y! r+ v- ?2 F: \1 O      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
: x1 p, R0 Y4 x8 d) d/ p6 ^2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
$ W; l# ~8 i/ P% W$ m) c      Not if you’re a chicken.
& ~% d, |% L" B7 ?: g3.Which side of the chi ...
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发表于 2006-4-24 16:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表2 O0 O. Z& V2 ^/ U7 k6 U
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
- H, q/ ]5 F9 x; d& w      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
. k0 W  [* U+ k# f" J& D  k2.Is chicken soup good for your health?+ @7 l' k$ o; T6 v
      Not is you’re a chicken./ R, W  _9 P5 M5 z6 E
3.Which side of the chi ...
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& H" v& b& [  Dlol
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发表于 2006-4-30 12:32 | 显示全部楼层
不是很好笑...
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发表于 2006-5-5 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
Which side
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