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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 O6 D( |" o, H8 x( r8 ?
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( o) q/ y' u: }' L
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
7 X; U* K8 Y2 t: N$ G Not is you’re a chicken.
8 ^, i4 N. D4 N8 _5 B* {' ]3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
* v% j2 s. m; W7 Z1 W! s The outside.3 O K- O* G1 S# [. |9 k. o/ h
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
, o, [3 r+ q- |9 N Fry-day!3 A4 i% V9 J: Y6 X! [1 C2 y
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?5 m" q3 G/ u8 A; K, m
No idea.5 y, o7 {9 S6 t0 |% e! D. U
6.Why you go to bed?
0 Y9 H! ^! V8 P Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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