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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
. g- O9 y8 W6 p% } I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.1 h# p: |$ T4 R6 j. l
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?5 Z; m. I9 b C- O8 h
Not is you’re a chicken." Z3 P, M7 K4 Y" A' ~: U# f% O/ W2 r
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
, a' c$ V/ H, _) ~1 t The outside.
( y: y8 f, A( N& A) M4 @4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
+ J- G' t; w' r7 x, J7 ^ Fry-day!4 N1 r* T) @5 S' y
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?' q2 b* k- t5 s# n9 G9 e$ s
No idea.+ d0 M- ~+ H) n, ]! i- H& X
6.Why you go to bed?
/ z u9 p- `, q. y Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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