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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 h( c( w2 J: h. K2 r* B+ j
      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." C' I6 O; Y  ~; u; ~- `1 a# I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?5 J! D0 Q$ u0 a: p# {5 W9 Z
      Not is you’re a chicken.
/ N6 |! G# P' w7 [3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?, A6 K* F! H7 ?
       The outside.
$ _$ x& f4 l* p0 a& W4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
- R8 l2 V4 g8 F         Fry-day!
) i# B9 H/ O" E& E% L! o5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
: }1 `3 L8 P4 P$ Q* \) ~           No idea.
! t0 e( s# x, P: h8 q6 F- o6.Why you go to bed?
' q# r, q3 V( [0 M: S& n0 W4 U7 X          Because the bed won’t come to you.
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发表于 2006-4-16 15:08 | 显示全部楼层
。。。。。。笑不出来。
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发表于 2006-4-16 17:53 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表' v) @0 I0 J% b# K- q
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 h  g- F; F8 \" r5 v2 V
      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist., G' I! _# N4 z
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?9 X: o9 }4 Q9 q& K- ]/ \; _# \, Z
      Not if you’re a chicken.
/ R4 }7 z+ G( V: i5 v1 ]& c3.Which side of the chi ...
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发表于 2006-4-24 16:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
7 z3 B1 \  B4 u% M, h9 K1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? , ]1 O  |# x, A( y
      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
/ e4 ?( f  m8 t3 d7 m/ ]2.Is chicken soup good for your health?6 p( x- I  _; R/ o
      Not is you’re a chicken.
  |% y) Q! P# b9 k; o" {: k1 [# Z3.Which side of the chi ...

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发表于 2006-4-30 12:32 | 显示全部楼层
不是很好笑...
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发表于 2006-5-5 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
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