1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 h( c( w2 J: h. K2 r* B+ j
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." C' I6 O; Y ~; u; ~- `1 a# I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?5 J! D0 Q$ u0 a: p# {5 W9 Z
Not is you’re a chicken. / N6 |! G# P' w7 [3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?, A6 K* F! H7 ?
The outside. $ _$ x& f4 l* p0 a& W4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? - R8 l2 V4 g8 F Fry-day! ) i# B9 H/ O" E& E% L! o5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? : }1 `3 L8 P4 P$ Q* \) ~ No idea. ! t0 e( s# x, P: h8 q6 F- o6.Why you go to bed? ' q# r, q3 V( [0 M: S& n0 W4 U7 X Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表' v) @0 I0 J% b# K- q
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 h g- F; F8 \" r5 v2 V
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist., G' I! _# N4 z
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?9 X: o9 }4 Q9 q& K- ]/ \; _# \, Z
Not if you’re a chicken. / R4 }7 z+ G( V: i5 v1 ]& c3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 7 z3 B1 \ B4 u% M, h9 K1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? , ]1 O |# x, A( y
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. / e4 ?( f m8 t3 d7 m/ ]2.Is chicken soup good for your health?6 p( x- I _; R/ o
Not is you’re a chicken. |% y) Q! P# b9 k; o" {: k1 [# Z3.Which side of the chi ...
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