1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + ^0 {& T& y; R
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. O% c$ ]. R* Z7 I6 n; E/ m
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?2 d0 s9 G( p4 ~( t4 a+ g8 U. B+ ~
Not is you’re a chicken. 9 H5 o( }0 V! H% K8 G# ]' h3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?% s+ y- d& P2 w+ i
The outside. 9 x( C/ x" x. }( A: a; h4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?: U$ D* b: R8 m5 s6 h" f
Fry-day! 6 v$ R4 l- t# _5 `1 }: U* e5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 3 ?) t5 C5 X6 D! B" D No idea./ y2 e1 L8 m$ {3 z: w
6.Why you go to bed? " p N5 f7 h4 k. f' S% D Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 x* j z8 {4 ^7 @, J" }/ C
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * Q( y! r+ v- ?2 F: \1 O I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. : x1 p, R0 Y4 x8 d) d/ p6 ^2.Is chicken soup good for your health? $ W; l# ~8 i/ P% W$ m) c Not if you’re a chicken. & ~% d, |% L" B7 ?: g3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表2 O0 O. Z& V2 ^/ U7 k6 U
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? - H, q/ ]5 F9 x; d& w I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. . k0 W [* U+ k# f" J& D k2.Is chicken soup good for your health?+ @7 l' k$ o; T6 v
Not is you’re a chicken./ R, W _9 P5 M5 z6 E
3.Which side of the chi ...