1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # D4 y9 g. m' h0 @5 a6 n
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ) q) i* F) k# Y6 X7 q6 S# e O, b9 J2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ! k: ^. L6 u- c$ \- E% i+ R& ^ v Not is you’re a chicken. $ v% t9 z6 ~4 Z# j3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?+ M) w v% }# R5 e8 i$ t! N
The outside.3 v* _% o/ r+ q- G# x
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? * P$ F& i9 ?; o% \! f6 F+ ~ Fry-day! # o0 ?, @- O/ Y5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?# W! m) R8 n2 {* z; I; n
No idea.3 l$ J4 S8 K. \6 z3 K3 w" g
6.Why you go to bed?# p5 U* H& ]0 S) G: ~; A
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表! K& l' I9 d1 q: R/ x9 K
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ s- r" }4 j7 e. @1 ]; J% F* m I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 9 a c9 T+ D" N; g$ L! o0 M2.Is chicken soup good for your health?* a$ } w. X8 E/ M2 {$ d5 w$ J
Not if you’re a chicken. 3 X5 q! [2 U, f$ F Y2 X: W3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表& M) K6 C/ Q6 q$ _5 ?& I
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? - }8 ] P% l( M% y' E+ Z$ g I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 3 B! E3 D% c& h2.Is chicken soup good for your health?6 ~8 s; ` L6 J
Not is you’re a chicken.6 {9 `8 M' n- D2 `9 i" x
3.Which side of the chi ...