1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 v3 U5 H! R4 K" p3 B. r6 r I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. $ J( N/ J+ V3 F. U! M# [2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 5 q4 m8 ^- P: R9 b" L- ]2 H+ ^ Not is you’re a chicken. # Q; p; m& z$ b" D& H3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? - g y; U/ l* t. W# Y/ D9 L The outside. ) E- G6 }. q8 g9 o: o' o( l4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? ; X1 K2 b3 @4 x |, s$ Z, d Fry-day!8 p" e# {/ m/ q* }' H2 [! v
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? . x, y2 X: N! T& ~ No idea.0 J- o( ~: R& K
6.Why you go to bed? . P. u j2 g2 {+ |( Z K8 Z- T9 d Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表% ^5 V% i7 [3 h. @ y; ^: \0 x/ K
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? " d+ ^1 ]6 \; Q( ^7 o! _1 _2 d* d
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ; H5 `5 l3 W0 G$ a3 S. W2.Is chicken soup good for your health?6 i. {, O2 T* o! [/ @
Not if you’re a chicken. / \2 t4 |1 f8 T. M" o( r4 q! P3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表/ j3 J' i; u) M
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? - ^7 J1 }" P% I( j, r/ w I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. # u2 p, ^ C" E' t( T9 J2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 3 I8 p0 y3 w! x5 T' J. r1 d4 r Not is you’re a chicken.7 T# m7 W- G0 C( ~# e* J) ^
3.Which side of the chi ...