1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * l4 r5 {& s( J+ E
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ; i. J" R) H! H4 n5 R+ J6 n- ^' G2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ) `: E+ K; |4 x8 D- {9 ] Not is you’re a chicken.+ E; x- U, w8 L& f
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?2 `! p( d0 t2 k2 r
The outside.& n$ U0 O0 C- _- v
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?5 K9 i0 I, H5 N& W" ~# T# {
Fry-day! / X: @7 V# r" W, \. u6 [0 y5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? ! X7 i, `0 L9 r4 ^& f% O No idea. : X3 @) v+ @6 P! r6.Why you go to bed?" X2 e$ m. }# r. G5 ]$ Q/ a
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表# a- W/ h* K' V3 K/ O9 @1 o- w+ f
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 4 p) s* N) V$ C7 W+ L' ]7 w
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ' Z. j4 B+ ]' s' n2.Is chicken soup good for your health?4 q! s) u2 s5 j5 Y, ^/ \8 ^0 c
Not if you’re a chicken.8 n( |, d4 o7 S7 I1 m3 Q0 }. f
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ) ~8 u/ E, O0 w, _5 |1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . ?* H, B0 {3 w j8 ]3 D7 `
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. : s0 u2 R; o5 l" T+ N2.Is chicken soup good for your health?/ F6 u' x% s3 E/ o. f
Not is you’re a chicken.6 e; F; u; g; X
3.Which side of the chi ...