Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
" w: H. Z% M7 o+ v' R>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
2 n- A) [0 X+ H& F3 X  B4 \>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
8 I( h* X. k3 M. }* R5 s  a>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
7 ~0 Z4 ~  ^9 N' Y3 N0 N) t>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
7 F  ~" F& ?8 H; x' c* ?>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
: v7 v4 ^8 b1 z4 ]! d>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
9 ^5 R8 m. J2 L: i& a>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
; P% {! O; q+ P; A" ?' z0 r>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>
$ E) [, N9 P# R+ r9 m$ a* _>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
2 `0 d6 l5 A0 c0 U3 ?) d+ F8 H>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
% a: a' b$ p6 h) O+ i>> Nothing happens again.
& Z: Q) g! }& Z, t>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
( ^+ j& @% Q, T. l" y7 U! B. F>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
$ `( l  R  S+ E# B, f6 d) U; ?! E>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
" ~# ]4 [. W+ {/ R5 b% H) M) b+ T1 W>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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+ W: k; O4 d7 Z0 W+ ~  s' F, M>>             BLACK WOMEN:
/ h& c. m, c8 w8 T2 M+ }>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
4 v; H( F4 k( q& u) Q' r2 O>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" p" O# x+ G# T8 c9 y>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
0 k  W/ K8 o1 w) j# J, q, u% b>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
: W" X" r/ \4 o>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
9 ?; u1 D9 `& ~2 F3 O2 j>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
/ F$ T& ]& Z/ ^) \% s9 o>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
) R& k& E+ d6 E. c>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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7 q3 W  {+ Q" n0 c1 [>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
3 E; `: J$ O4 I% g; e  r2 V  x>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
* F7 Y# M3 V# s/ Q0 G8 E( |) C>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
2 r: x* Z& L5 u$ z  B3 h>>             No third date.