Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
( r+ v! \- U1 |: K! P; a>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; g2 @; T' I" S: O( C7 b7 q: b>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
4 I: W5 `. S) U5 U>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 D$ A' G1 m1 A>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 Q2 N/ C: Q( p4 c>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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; h- d' X, [8 L8 p7 |- g* i>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
8 E2 \& L. V7 B/ T) G+ S  ]>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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2 h# F0 O: q! v6 f' J0 F1 `>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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4 a: M$ M2 g% ?$ [9 s, n6 B>> a 3-carat ring.
  ]4 x, {; k+ ?2 h+ J>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
! ^9 J5 h" O( @' [: ~# b$ ?>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
& W8 H+ Y4 a- d2 Q* Z( m! [>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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3 i- _% Y$ |# T/ `! T>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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; u/ ^5 s8 p+ a0 Z! \6 r# I>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
# G+ b: @: Q5 J1 F; }5 ?- [>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
. G" x8 Q0 w# R4 Y2 ]! ~" H>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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- L: |) w" m) ?# C3 f' |# b! t>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
# _  ^( g  g/ W" m- ~>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
- E/ c2 u0 z/ k! x- I* D2 Z>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
7 B' z# O; `9 P( _8 \3 g>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
3 q7 g7 h8 w' |sister's
1 d6 S- A' X4 @8 ?$ _2 [>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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5 t' R( c% P$ b. P) n, ?>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.