Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
9 K5 [; a$ {) h" z# O$ g9 `' z>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
. I: S2 L7 z' m  m- ~1 {>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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+ w' [+ S: ?* }/ U>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
8 {! i: H/ F$ Q7 O- ^missionary
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0 r1 g# `  D; A# |% o- U>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* Y8 N* W# U$ r6 w, _>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
# c7 S2 S% K3 R$ Q>> restaurant.
+ k+ I% Y4 `8 N8 \5 ^' c>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
- a0 p3 Y& g( b) x$ p. N>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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3 N- g# B4 S. c- r>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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9 |1 I2 J) A5 s) g8 `>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
; \3 Z4 e7 S8 W4 F2 O>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
) k2 P& r* O2 U" T>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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. c7 L1 T3 D: ?4 S" _# R. a9 y- Q>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
" r3 D, I" X; U# ~>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
. M/ d( |6 C: u2 C>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
8 w1 ]9 V$ n8 b/ ?8 V) E5 J>> Nothing happens again.
" t$ C- T; e6 W# j- @& |>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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! ]$ W5 y7 ?2 h: y! z" U>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
+ N1 |) y: \6 j>>             First date: Meet her parents.
, `& j1 c" T# q' }$ l6 j0 \>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
; R7 L2 h& Y% x" |/ a>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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* K7 V( F2 _6 _  \>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
; k  I3 }5 f3 J5 [$ `/ W>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
6 f: d* O9 _+ ~: L. g# V- ?2 P>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
9 f0 _' A6 q/ C+ ]: K>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
' U- O- A: E! h8 v' ~& x>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
4 U2 o, S; V& G& l* w>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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: s) R" c/ I) U$ C6 A' [>>             ARAB WOMEN:
0 a5 Q3 U1 \/ [9 Y7 i$ U1 g7 ~>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.