Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
! k4 P" L1 q2 [: [, d. V>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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. C3 K5 q* i, p9 Q+ H>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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5 g  H( ]- R( b1 K>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ Y& {* l  K) V0 Z. {, r>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
# X, p5 H" Y8 n# A( ]1 q$ {>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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; A8 e& `8 t. n0 p! s4 b>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
4 a- k& E) _  s6 P8 [2 U( \) ~) f>> a 3-carat ring.
, G) R, i( S& ^3 ~4 t>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
& M8 s6 F% B5 ?0 O- F7 T6 t>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
# ~" b/ w# l$ V>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
0 X( K* Z6 y. _" ~>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
5 q9 d: x) }, y4 W>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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' {" R* n9 z5 Q) B" o; Y>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
0 v0 Z+ }" q$ f4 w2 s4 c, {>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
+ e2 ]; \1 M+ }>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
" \$ d/ ]* g# H& ssister's
2 ^! A" a3 x3 h. q) b8 p7 B>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
4 i# q1 P& ^, f& ~7 \( C>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
7 ?9 d/ l; B/ [! i; O>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
* Z$ l5 e5 V, M7 H( K; o1 _>>             No third date.