Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
: a5 t9 J  ~1 F>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
) Q3 h$ C! D9 F% R  g! A>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
; Y; D/ m) z' k1 f; u9 n, s" s( _>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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; X& y! o+ T* |& T0 M/ S) ^>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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/ \% j" \% h" p* {# n% T>> a 3-carat ring.
* q$ z9 s2 `) s6 s8 I- J>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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: Z4 q( I$ N! q- n, J>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
* G2 s+ B* L: }>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
+ o; Z1 I4 E' W* t>> nothing happens.
' G: E: g% X( O8 q* S5 a- Y>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
( _* V( m" V8 z0 G( i1 N( G5 S>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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  C" R3 V7 U9 ]5 i6 d1 w5 _  G>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
1 L, J4 W2 m& J9 U  T9 X>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
6 m. R: o0 M; o4 E7 X>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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( n/ A0 @) @7 [- i; w>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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% t6 E0 C: v2 a) M' b0 O0 o>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
7 m; ?) w( g, W6 K) k>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
* k! y! y* ~) C5 k>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
) }/ f; `. P4 m>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
# V3 R2 E6 J. |: Bsister's
3 P& ^1 P* M/ W, {6 Y" N>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
1 I! P5 |$ Q5 a( v>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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3 ~% P/ h, F- \6 H>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
% W" i) z7 W. Y  r, V- D/ h% p0 I' f>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
2 M5 S8 t6 r4 V0 I# M>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
/ l& N( N4 |2 Q0 M) C1 r, B) T>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.