Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* }; ~! E" ~1 K$ c& {% P& l>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
" C4 j& y. j+ J$ N>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
( @0 `6 d9 [# C1 v>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: T/ Z% R* b5 ^1 c6 S: k7 J; u, J: E>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' C5 F& L* s' H( T' o. e. D6 G>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
0 G0 j! |; `* G0 O# b8 ~>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
4 H% P/ M2 E4 ~+ V. r. ?' g9 N# |>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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- d9 j" ~) `9 V4 s4 I! |: {, W3 [>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
# V9 Z3 V) U6 M- F' ^. V>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
! N. j& ^# j0 y( k>> Nothing happens again.
  X8 A7 M+ @" [! E2 K+ `>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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& b2 W! |6 G' I4 ?$ x>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
; }6 s: D, o+ F* s1 Q>>             First date: Meet her parents.
- I( d2 a; U# d4 g" L! ?2 H>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
! D( Q0 U; c# w3 Q* }>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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) l5 e( D& N9 L9 O>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
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real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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: l6 @) o. q' I7 ?& R3 q0 j( _0 W>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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3 \+ l( {$ e7 L8 W9 X% k) J>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
4 s4 b+ e+ Y8 E; D6 k>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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" k6 Q; Z( V$ U% F4 q( t>>             ARAB WOMEN:
$ l2 D, d2 G$ c! @5 K/ d>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
  `% }" D. \" w$ s; q3 m( O>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
* M6 x4 N) y- ~+ G0 v5 z" a>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
* x- [$ r0 z, M5 C# D: f>>             No third date.