Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
& {/ _+ ~+ c" R5 m2 c>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
" ^# o2 z  M5 f, \* N>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
9 M. T  v, d3 s8 y; N, D>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
8 G; p1 [+ N; @8 yspaghetti
>> & meatballs.
2 T0 c* p4 K  T0 m9 L1 n3 X) W>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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/ }) y6 e: n' C# b+ x$ ^+ ?) \* b>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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( ~- W+ D2 v: g7 f# B- C6 U>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
  [! s" Z( G& }5 G# E6 F. Y>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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3 y( o. c( j! x" E6 R>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
* U! C0 n6 r3 b+ ]2 L>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
# f6 f; k0 J0 p. I: G& D, {>> nothing happens.
6 ~9 J4 l- x. g, U1 O>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
9 X7 U( ^& S9 @4 X7 r8 ]>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
- T! \* h. B. f# j* Eyou've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
* r3 ^) x  x4 k! S) N$ `& ~>>             First date: Meet her parents.
+ }3 O! t6 O7 A>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
6 F* M, j8 T) G4 `; l- x" q>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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3 ~4 V* ~; s6 J; U>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
; j: ]; L* ?2 r- U; Q>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
* D2 M- r5 C% Y) h4 |% Msister's
: o. S! k0 t# V) Y# u6 V>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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6 ^# ^8 s* b$ h/ B: k8 ?9 `. |>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
) c; e0 l+ y8 H6 ~" }>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.