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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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$ _" ~# u7 q+ L% J% Z$ z+ S/ rAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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4 K o1 H7 ^ q$ j- M% rSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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6 A! K$ R( n0 N8 B! J4 O sThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."$ ], O) e: S' Z+ W u
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.8 L4 I* Q: x: b8 N# |& M
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.( v K2 u5 i3 V4 K: t. Q
( _+ _8 F; B; j( mThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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1 W& h5 @, C0 R* r2 DThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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