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Spring is officially coming today!! O2 a# t5 L) h" g" z/ f, a4 U# O; b
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."- e; _ L/ n, T* K# m8 n0 b) J
, v3 }2 s2 R. B' v TSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.: }* }# c7 \# k
3 D2 J/ E- D" }The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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, i, [' e/ a) \: }The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. {/ u) j: J6 C0 O% b
5 ]: x7 _" X0 T: d' t3 vThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
( V2 k. E0 C8 V1 ?9 b' J, O+ eEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.0 s2 J5 i; B& g6 ^# w6 A
6 x3 G5 I! N7 L% W" y5 l1 W5 ?The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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: i0 Y4 Z( I+ r3 fThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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