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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!9 n2 o8 E7 @$ _5 s: {
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."$ W& ~: Y& H: d3 U B
. w0 O6 p( A8 l/ JSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.: K& g$ x6 J# }
- Y5 M: `, n7 s& H- LThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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3 W5 o6 z7 ~( ]7 yThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
; v0 d1 c/ ?3 w i+ |0 SEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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3 T9 O6 A8 n0 X) ?9 hThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."1 C$ K/ K* B7 Q4 S
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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