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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!0 I; `( j# x6 b
4 c0 `. j* t4 JAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.4 `7 t8 C0 ]0 {4 O% k0 q
1 V" x/ E0 g0 Y6 }1 E7 uThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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[- b4 p; v2 ~6 ~- q `The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.* A" k* t m7 w# q" Z
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition./ ?: h/ Z0 R/ D8 `' w+ E
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.7 v; ^% t$ ^: X: q6 ]7 T
- y& v) J2 f, _3 k& \4 H; IThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."- f' L3 G1 h8 F
# Q& h2 l9 e) Y, l7 W) d8 RThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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