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Spring is officially coming today!
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- {7 B. P) q$ y- H' h0 @6 ]/ t! wThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!0 p- T8 a4 P1 ]/ M6 i5 w; I' h# x
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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7 O# z( V# a& JSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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8 E$ P' D+ `( Z) }* c; d' bThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."( B: ~1 N2 a/ U, |
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
1 `# i7 U& r* o5 j, h1 P2 uEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.0 i& w3 Z8 G+ n. \& N& f$ x2 p
4 E- e/ Y1 A' P4 q* ?! G- HThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."7 V, z' A7 ]- a5 n7 `7 }# G
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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