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Spring is officially coming today!& J& {6 E. e; }) E
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!6 e3 B4 {$ r. P% f% Z
7 t% x" w4 D! I" Z, BAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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4 h, A& \& i3 r0 `3 w8 q+ F9 Q _So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more." `$ G3 K4 [: f# b
- z! c8 g, {/ H4 MThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."3 ]. f3 @* E$ @ M# w# w
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.! @+ l! _7 G( G
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
- J: } L) s+ v/ }/ E! WEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.& \0 {! d: U$ y! a, P0 J
% n R1 J" |1 _: j/ nThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died.": x) s" L3 N; f; q% j% _' b
9 C4 _- v$ I1 g! }! Q+ f. n, DThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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