女人的口是心非（ＺＴ）

又见炊烟

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
: G+ e- R: T2 k/ z# h4. We need = I want..
5 I am sorry = you'll be sorry
, s: o4 H+ v& l6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
4 d& f+ Z4 I. A6 n- `' p2 R7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want! = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

裙裾飘飘

以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
. k9 \, X4 e! z9 G1 `: I年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

SlimPig

原帖由 裙裾飘飘 于 2006-2-22 23:14 发表
以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

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( T% y. B# P2 c; E一口不，还是有戏。

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 SlimPig 于 2006-2-22 22:21 发表
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一口不，还是有戏。

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可惜对方实在怕了满头满脸的唾沫星.

Greatwall

那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 Greatwall 于 2006-2-23 00:07 发表
5 ?3 B8 g* h' B' i/ \' S那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

4 z/ a6 e& b. [1 B% c那我再次喷你满头满脸的唾沫星吧。