 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:
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40-ish = 490 p- G* @" w# `9 b" Y, C
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
, @2 ^' H. H' q1 ~* F3 T/ |Athletic = No boobs
1 E g2 }* r; ~2 LAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy7 J$ Q- F; F: }, L7 |; T5 a! X! z5 T% ^
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
5 u7 j' f( p+ w9 KContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
% r, ?6 b' j/ P- j6 KEmotionally Secure = On medication! F1 l9 U* N# ?: g& R8 @- D9 ^
Feminist = Fat, hates men
2 N$ y& Q1 m# o0 u* y4 qFree Spirit = Junkie
U4 g Y! ?) `, M! t' S7 P8 JFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person
: b' O. z* Q, \" j" e4 y7 U& BFun = Annoying2 R# K; M+ D) C, T! O# V7 |, W
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
6 l! L- v0 d+ t. X3 aOpen Minded = Desperate" K, j; q" E: ~1 Y/ ~" }. p- g
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing; p6 _8 F- b/ |4 r6 a# ?
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk- @9 g. _/ E. h* X2 P
Professional = Bitch' \' W$ O ^' }( X
Voluptuous = Very Fat: I2 @. l( G, I
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
. R5 x4 v6 C% I/ cNeeds soul mate = Stalker |
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