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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
5 `/ E9 s8 Q% C+ [ white: how control? / K9 _8 \. [4 Y5 M3 V1 h$ z& h3 ~5 ]" J
hackers: white with a Trojan
* Q( A6 V! j' L# Q7 J# K3 w:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 8 u7 k4 H) ]* S5 X: a$ H8 w8 c
hackers: Open your Task Manager
& o9 e5 [+ W/ Y white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? ) d$ }) T( Y, r# @* M7 ?
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! . ~0 `- ^$ ]4 @5 `  _- D1 u4 I
white: \;
" c: z" F7 a8 T* f# G6 o9 v! m+ m Hacker: I have control of your computer
" ^% I# P$ }4 q/ m1 R. v2 [' }2 J) W white: Oh   V, }  }2 w/ K' |3 W
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
0 R% x2 d. m. L white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
6 y! c2 d6 |; }- s machine hackers:. . . . . .
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: e2 t9 ]0 n" ^* [5 E white: how do you always in my computer and out of 9 _1 c& Z* Z5 e- C2 k
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
0 o/ I0 U1 i, w' g: q" _ white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
4 m7 g" {1 n  Z- s hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah ! ?$ h! w! U! E' G" Y0 x. W+ [
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small White: I heard that you will create a \! # S1 V" ?: ^5 B* V; z
hackers: ah 7 x! g, o5 ~8 ?$ h2 I5 ~
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
8 `& M% i$ k5 a, l/ w* i+ ? hackers: General is the / |3 {3 F  B; U1 x6 e
white: you can black out those sites? 0 b7 y3 {/ w  X/ n% r& |
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
* [' z9 [' K, N- E5 O8 }. _ white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . ( L7 A* z3 K% u  T, U) `& s
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? 3 z8 o8 Q% _3 g6 T) [% P
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the & Q) |3 e- G: o% l5 D  y$ l7 P
white: is not it, this is Brand 1 ?* E3 t$ F/ N& B. W+ R
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a * z( t/ ^0 O' v& z
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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; a  B0 z: N$ o hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! + c) D! o& G0 s/ Y' B6 V  r$ B
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? % D5 q$ @, J- I( k/ k
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
* V* Y8 x' l( L- O white: I want to Please help a busy 3 ^7 ?, {- H. n! e  c
hacker: What? " A8 u1 i2 w5 l; n$ {
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data * O: c- k1 N4 |  l+ H7 `( |, \& l) k
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! " H; g% A- ~. U( Q! f) O/ }
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . - \- o+ I9 J- K; i: T. B
hackers: die! ! 9 `* B: C- {- M/ y( o
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
3 F! E5 }" n2 H; n1 J& ?* D  M white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
; j! j. r! y1 d5 E; J# x! d Hacker: I'm looking for something
& S2 o8 h  f" x, M white: what I find here?
. P7 k) ~# c6 d; M. }' Q: m hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights 7 p9 J' j" T0 @; C2 o) U, I/ S

5 u5 n; d: ~5 D5 W* G- a most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak? ) }; {4 f9 L4 |0 l6 _" \" A
white: a bad mood # u( z4 j7 t4 d- J9 R9 F
hackers: Who bullied you? ; a8 E. D. L/ H2 Q; A
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
+ a9 ?- i0 S0 t Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
  k1 _% K5 }2 t* t white: do not get back
. x7 q# Z' \" C: N* v: \7 v8 g0 M% { hackers: No, tell me what number? ) v3 {( y. L6 L# \! X
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! !
0 U* x7 s! f+ b$ l9 S hacker: how wrong? ! ( n3 x2 K6 G; G# \$ M% X
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
* y& P/ g( O5 B* J6 o9 H) N hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
1 u" R2 s% w* v9 b) O: I white: it does not work! ! !
5 S* N% T* q( m: i: t/ L, ~ hacker: how should you like? . |3 S. L7 ?- U
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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- y6 [0 f9 E& B' ]9 G3 h hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
: I) E3 J1 y2 X5 t2 o7 L7 h, c white: what
8 x! I5 ^6 x- q( J; h4 K hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
( M+ H- g% T- c white: This very common ah
* u1 [8 B+ C8 A+ v, Y/ m$ T Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
2 [* ~1 h0 v9 o* B+ R, \ white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
. O1 [% c5 \+ a9 f5 M Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
# t  {# u- L$ M: l( H2 S* g white: this is also fun? ! 6 `7 B; `) U" Z  B
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
0 n. s- p$ a0 H: h! E white: you are pro?
5 ^( {. u1 \; M9 J# C hackers: You can say it. . X# J6 R0 H5 Q
white: to what extent high?
. c3 c; A! A2 y* X- @ hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
# t- ~, i0 `, o2 S7 M. r white black: Ah, this I will!
! j, T, @% {' G4 ?7 q hacker :#?%! You can? ! , a" O4 c* a' H8 H
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . : H+ P8 s1 q( `4 f  Z$ m
hackers: Go! ( p2 k8 O, X: x3 m9 n' M+ u4 @
white: Ask your question
" T5 l  o& M8 n; `5 J hacker: says
) s7 `- H# [( A  |1 T7 B$ ~ white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
3 J, o! \7 X1 J0 B8 v" m Hackers: Yes you can. . . . 3 N% S: h  A+ j+ v
white: no networking is also OK?
- i% k  ^& r' R( n4 R5 Z$ f+ o hackers:. . . . . . .
) F# `5 ^3 P. `0 r5 a7 R, T  t& { white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?   k' i; Z' g$ G( |$ t5 H+ B# v
hackers:. . . . . . . .
; u& ]5 t& w. I- x/ l white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! 0 C* o, A& G+ {
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep ( q* K; ~* @- y
white wash: my computer is broken
, Q. I9 d/ V, }0 o8 x5 C' \+ n hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
; x- U: H  e. i0 ?& Y% _! i white: that is, you bully me - U( o! w8 N, ^, }2 ~) f
hackers: No ah
! W3 y4 Q+ r$ i) J, y white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! ' x  }) l% _* [
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
6 k$ o3 X- X9 A6 }" P  I white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? # G: Y3 v" \% j8 J7 \6 r) A
Hackers: should be able to
, J# q% F9 t  j/ @ white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
, o$ N) B- y; Y hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know   X! I6 U' e2 @
white: of course, \!
3 a: i% x! F% k# M hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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8 P0 [+ a$ U+ ?6 v1 M4 S white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? 3 r( w# Q  K3 n# A* y
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot ! |4 K, S; X: d6 [, y- U* @2 m
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? 9 V) B2 R4 t, r8 f
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes 2 _  u- y* }0 e5 ^; @) f$ e  Y
white: that problem, you can solve it 8 c1 g( a8 U' v
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
" E5 D( b. H  J& ]3 { white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it * R+ c2 O$ I+ U2 h; J! R" s' ]
a hacker:. . . . I excused - z" `6 _/ }  G1 b7 ?) p
white: we see meet you? " N' I4 @, G5 P* I! o
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see ; H* j" Z: X/ J2 U% q
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
6 I! M! `) t# V! o7 n3 B8 u( v% _ Hacker: Oh, what you think?
7 l/ b5 S% b. T5 `/ R. G0 u% F white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
6 l- c  }3 C. y- Y& U hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! $ o" X/ i0 d( s  S( ?
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ ) k7 I, O3 {/ o+ c, X
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
/ T3 Q5 Q% J+ x4 f& s. a. M: D hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in 7 {, c" T: c9 F" b8 Y* @, L
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
; R# ?: w* h* T hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
+ w1 {/ h$ Y5 q- J white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ 4 h! u* x0 h3 X$ F+ G- L# J7 c
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? ( ~+ Q; |- E- d* Y6 g
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
, r7 a% b% m" |) R! T5 d( Q white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? + [5 Z  k8 G  t& o/ |+ x
hackers: No wonder, only used ) A3 l8 o5 x7 M. y, t+ t
white: no you're curious about the place? ( c' Q+ a( G1 m2 o/ b3 S2 u$ P0 `
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes 1 u: q  E3 g& ?* ?2 J$ Y' _5 F( A1 b

* `, E% g2 d" U* Z! r& B$ d! d& z white: I would like to control your computer
; x6 R8 ^! g7 n5 k Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
) O" s+ n" Z" A( h& D# p white: This is not fair! ! 8 K5 J+ E6 x: ], G1 m7 j
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
1 r! R6 Y" l+ ^( l white:. . . . But I will not. . . . 9 I; z' p* d. u) X6 s8 y
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
- B: _+ u" k' I: E Hacker: I'm white
$ {) s3 ]$ T* [' \5 j us again: This is probably the last time we met the " ~$ Z7 Y1 O3 D( E  A0 S: z3 M
Hacker: Oh? What happened? . C! H! M% y$ g& M% n
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! 4 f4 ^# z$ p/ B& }
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
& }$ a) K( t1 s7 w. I, U: [: A" E0 } white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! # w) I* J0 g; ?
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
! |1 N$ J  C. F& c5 p4 |( } hackers: so late, and how not offline?
; [# R  C  W+ Z. O4 D" f8 {3 U white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
7 y+ g! q# R& f+ X* O% ~ hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
) b4 Q' ]  I2 h$ h4 j white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power 0 S) t; S: A) E7 }; F
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
: b, U7 K, ^2 c3 p2 w white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
  z- z: [+ Y& m0 ~  u. ^ white: You are not really powerful 9 Q$ o8 |# P0 j1 x2 M
hackers: so-so friends " a" _, l' c, G! q! I3 t
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
0 W9 M' O- V1 X5 U( ^+ w6 M4 y4 Y hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
0 o; T( S  m/ E5 q+ q/ l5 L9 r hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it " P/ _, F) z9 l; e# [3 a
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . ( h, G9 ~, H; \
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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