(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
/ `. b4 X& D5 F  G3 n老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
( L$ {+ z+ A, I/ Y9 ]; l老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
' m% p) }3 t+ z9 W0 j前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
& C5 e) _4 u# r2 {5 o* [老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
& P  b- _' w. w1 ?/ K前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
: _% H) y) F- |老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
  d; W+ Q7 g2 d! I( L! s. U. ?前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
5 a5 M2 x! R/ q8 M/ g冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？