(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
6 {9 }, ]: m, P9 e2 y清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
( }$ K; j5 t8 K+ b老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
* C4 _) `  y2 U3 H前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
" ]7 ?  s( ~5 l! P5 g! m2 i" \前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
7 w/ x9 i' ^0 Q! R5 p7 s5 E3 P老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
2 _$ i# ]9 T1 S5 z' ~, B前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？