(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
8 @0 u5 C+ g6 |) }清闲，面带微笑的：
: q9 g# N" I* F. C$ @前台小姐：“hello.”
' @! H: C2 F8 N& k老外：“hi.”
' o9 \* \! P/ B0 z) a' E2 `前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
9 l/ a& S) h  k/ p' I! Z1 X. G前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
- T+ A8 }' a8 U, Z% f" V( l8 J前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
# j  `+ D" t1 N$ A/ W8 [can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
% A# q  h5 f7 R7 q) i! |% t8 t5 g前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
8 y: V# v) x1 m1 k% ^; g  j前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

4 S  c; R- }  g" h我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？