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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
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; ^. V1 M$ j: l+ t前台小姐:“hello.”% M9 e" o4 z) j: G6 @7 I
老外:“hi.”) i/ Z8 U) b! _5 t" n
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”, o; w) Q' q/ [4 S7 ?6 n
老外:“can you speak english?”9 d8 V( `) j( M! y( [
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”7 i e( S+ l, A# Q, l
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
8 Q6 f3 I: [# d. Y: g$ \* j前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
n8 p. ?4 m1 i. O# }can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
! W8 X3 n1 d8 z' E6 S* _ E: h4 M老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
+ N/ N7 R8 }" f9 S. m前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”7 ~, W* u! a1 l2 Y7 L1 s* J7 T
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
6 I: z7 i9 k; \7 B* A3 R2 H k前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
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