(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
* r* v: E/ n8 {$ E% W老外：“hi.”
5 i+ a' e5 g( F" D前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
$ W9 _0 F; W6 T/ P: d) g9 Q, `前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
) C# j+ W* P, L/ `前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
; a7 K2 K5 i' ncan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
, |; |  _6 T* }! a) s老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

& E/ n$ o1 Y2 a5 J我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？