(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
8 n$ y! D" ^8 l前台小姐：“hello.”
3 v! u  w& {' K3 k5 c8 Q老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
1 I& T! u7 o& r+ o- l' U2 F2 b9 x老外：“can you speak english？”
3 T0 m/ E5 V8 N6 ^. c前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
5 K+ A5 r) ^6 k5 o前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
8 i2 d$ @5 p( Q2 F$ L& G% \can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
2 d8 q5 m) W; F, W6 ^$ ?/ w前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
, c. m/ H: h: n老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
5 \% h; _  P; L2 y' E7 E* }老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
8 S* {+ |1 U1 S& I$ G冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？