a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
3 h- B* c8 Y! R! x  Q) f) N: N! x  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
: O% e$ `0 N& m- K( a9 u) A& s0 L  X  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
& m- d4 s2 a% j4 M, X  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. [! I; g" |$ z5 x+ z  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
5 ^+ [1 g) Z$ Z! s( ]- h' q  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
7 D* s" C% U: {4 e3 g& b: k  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
0 c! _" s, h5 D9 _! |  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
4 n1 d& j- }8 |  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 ?8 L2 D5 H9 j, k  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
. N0 g. }8 T) ]+ G4 ~& C/ n  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
0 H# h/ }  p! @* q3 {- r+ M( c, d7 R+ ~  plaster."                                                                 
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9 M( M$ ]# _1 ?+ J: u- `/ ]  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
0 @; P5 {+ F6 Q6 _6 Y7 r4 U. s  T: n  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
9 T( b/ c: x$ p$ V! w5 V" Q6 z  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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