a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
+ V3 ]- V) D" C0 _7 s  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  S' x& B1 |* Q4 S, w( F* }  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 j3 S. j5 N* K6 E- j  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
6 n% W7 |5 e) ~( J  {) a  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
" `! T" _8 w6 R3 r) R& ?  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
$ u3 J5 C$ d5 S4 e) o+ H/ o  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
% a- H  G* \" h) u  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
/ n( D8 P4 X9 J$ I0 ~  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
" a# p4 @  E( [! s8 F  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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