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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 , X* T+ H% ]9 t
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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire9 `8 r: x1 K! c; q, X! d$ W- m
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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5 `0 b7 N. S2 o4 R Redneck Cooler
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: B, E! @9 I8 E' w How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?* ^: u) y. F& V6 `2 K Y
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
1 l, n$ a6 |5 @2 X It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 6 ?/ a9 e+ o, h& J, n" |; m
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
6 Q2 Y. f5 B8 b" b 1) The DNA is all the same8 H( I# B2 L v- c/ f7 X: s, X
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox1 }4 B0 z* ]2 k& x% V
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Who invented the toothbrush?# C; M! H( u6 T: s' q
A Redneck!!
4 \! A# `2 t' O8 G (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out# G5 u$ c# d) k a& h( U3 j5 d
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# Q6 `* e6 o. j$ } Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?7 w0 r7 z+ _1 \
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.. Y( T7 ]9 @) s( g6 Y# \, V2 I
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair
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3 T7 Q/ J& |6 s1 Z9 u: D1 x2 h! o Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?7 a7 U; \/ [1 p9 R' I; ~
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'' M0 N5 A1 q% s/ z4 x
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A Redneck Thanksgiving& E1 o" Q! a3 E2 h
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 169 A0 O( [6 o7 d; e( a% q
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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: q7 p# \! Y' d; a6 k8 T That's all folks! ( k6 n1 w! m5 z* X
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