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- j( u, N# l. ]7 a A Redneck passed away and left his entire
7 |( Q8 B. z( j: N- f estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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- L4 ?. R, `' Q4 \8 [- x How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?6 P0 |0 R) V# i
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead.", c0 l$ s! P f% j6 z1 P" l2 B
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? * ]' Z- t: t! K2 S
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 2 k- v, a+ Q2 e/ k
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9 t2 B$ Q, e/ Z# }2 |' F9 a Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
0 `9 V7 @) Z3 {- k D/ u; K 1) The DNA is all the same3 m+ _3 n! K$ [
2) There are no dental records [* M% Q' p8 ]4 K: m- h
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) {% J, k6 j( f/ \0 P5 g$ s3 M Who invented the toothbrush?
# ?+ |$ e. U+ X! R9 S R/ t# r/ f A Redneck!! ' ~2 }4 z+ f4 v
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)7 [5 r i6 O4 G- y, l1 j8 A' N/ b
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5 |9 n: c# F2 j: z/ D! n8 B Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?% Z7 h* D( U' p* K) ~0 C) _
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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1 P" k5 R/ o9 ]' V- [ A new Redneck law was just recently passed
6 q# A' r0 \7 ~' R x; M& j) e6 l6 Z When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.; V5 y/ H$ n% k ^( D& e. S% n$ U
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0 S& _/ W/ f5 ]9 L( ^$ r; x Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?# E& I, J% a* h L9 o
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.') X0 z& F1 y0 Z' n; V
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8 g6 A! ^0 [4 ~ A Redneck Thanksgiving
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A/ U. f! `4 \# Z ]" h8 ` (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)9 Q- a( E, M% _$ l n; D3 _- Z* W
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) p9 Z4 q' w3 k4 ? A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
4 I' D& k0 s. j3 W% V9 {& Z and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .' X6 c2 r; ?1 U% R# |) c
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' , \7 [* T2 ?8 M6 [, r
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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+ S9 R( l6 L/ m6 {" x) W That's all folks! 5 b1 J6 ?1 b# v1 }
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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