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( M/ P; B3 T* |9 f3 u; cRedneck Yard Swing
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; R) C5 `9 u- a! O1 O A Redneck passed away and left his entire
+ {" _. a5 M, U' ] estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.' \* G1 k) j$ Y
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Redneck Cooler s* N: @3 |4 D8 `6 U a# U; E
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& p7 j; W; T! g# L7 y- M How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?' v7 }' B$ C, \, ~2 b7 E% V5 K
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."$ R; A% |% e- @4 g) X
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2 p- h* H, L$ O. p U Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? $ d p: ]" z, J7 j0 v
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. " j- a9 ^4 Z0 d; Z* ?+ X" n8 }
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Redneck Limo& ]3 Z0 O3 d! w3 I: S
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( h. ~0 z4 }6 ~ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
5 F5 x5 |1 d2 M9 ^5 D) P 1) The DNA is all the same
' ^7 |( G8 B: L# \* Z. K) R7 c! @8 ` 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?. s9 d. n. Y) P+ [ z) e5 C; o" i
A Redneck!!
5 o3 r8 F! _$ D (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out( f/ @2 Y2 W' R% }
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
0 y' D0 f- ^* B. H The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.: {' O7 A2 p. K
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair
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& E* d& u. z5 Q; k) `( k3 n: z Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?, W, r' j2 \! O( b/ i& c
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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( m) L( e9 y2 z2 H. R0 Y" b A Redneck Thanksgiving0 Z$ e2 {# f- m D* H# k
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)1 n' X/ b2 }( x0 }* z% m! G3 c0 v
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 161 S- p8 O7 U9 a
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
* u) A v8 z$ T; l8 j, J and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 7 i8 l2 a" e. T3 G! l& e
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...* J _: H, @/ G! z9 j0 O+ {
7 s H: R- f1 \$ O0 D) t That's all folks! $ A5 C. Q- z6 S( c5 e
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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