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+ v/ ~, b$ P* o4 `; u4 `! `7 u6 wRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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7 m Y& K9 N! ?6 {+ ^7 ? Redneck Cooler. M# _8 E8 O7 z' q; w/ j
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
- D& \5 M# _, k9 v When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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: j" h% F8 e! K' `9 j% O+ ^ Redneck Garden/ N: u$ P2 {& t* {& g/ W8 M R
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? : o* o3 |% @. L5 t9 ?0 s
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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, ]1 `, E3 O5 p6 I- c3 Q6 K Redneck Limo- e) v. f/ j3 n
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+ G5 k \1 p: A! \% c+ k3 G( { Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
* _9 Z& w/ X, y0 t' h. q 1) The DNA is all the same8 O$ m6 e' S. w( x
2) There are no dental records
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' t$ U$ l0 w6 n; }0 H& K! C9 ~# B Redneck Mailbox: W4 _* s6 D1 E+ W1 u
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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* v3 N- f& `# G) L0 T0 Z4 j (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush) R( Q) v; r7 z+ d. V/ I# O, T
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- K# R! W, }# K Redneck Time Out
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; \7 ^) Q: c% b- `- p% J Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
: ]( F# o" N3 l' B ] The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.8 U+ z6 R: a5 j+ Z
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Redneck Weenie Roast ' A" ]3 L n! P6 x2 Y; C1 _
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! x8 G, v/ w" c* v A new Redneck law was just recently passed
) k! S# R8 S9 Q/ f0 G When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.: w- i0 `/ k- y9 t# C
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, w* \! I p! v1 S* t Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
# ]5 K$ H" a: ^4 _) j3 n 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'6 L" H2 Z. g+ l- d3 v& M
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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* u2 q3 m' P/ H (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)5 Q0 O8 e+ K Q
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6 e/ X3 x) j: R; w3 n9 k5 M- d: b A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16- L/ |3 S( h/ i# o9 w9 _
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
; l" ~8 s) W2 \% C) {2 ?; `1 e and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ) v m0 \9 f1 E) ^) X: i
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks!
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