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7 g+ f! f4 p, qRedneck Yard Swing* I4 n% Q' m- c+ _. v& e
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' h; F$ }# a- b$ P/ W1 ~ A Redneck passed away and left his entire7 S3 ~# d# C- M3 ]2 s- F
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.' d' F' {. ?: I& v7 h
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
+ h' ]' j! {! J2 h2 v When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."$ o; l6 W8 U% B
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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. }+ H N6 U. l5 X4 m9 u. b- @ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 9 d0 n( G# T, Q4 R: [; {
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo6 d+ D1 \+ Q4 y. O
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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2) There are no dental records/ W" t @2 p# T+ v
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Redneck Mailbox& w/ O. S1 D4 r7 ^+ [
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)! ^7 h% l3 P4 \! D% G8 U$ P
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2 C ~1 z$ [' ~6 E/ y5 Y$ K Redneck Time Out
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/ D8 r u! M( \ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?% c& w2 @$ a/ o' Z ]" z
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. L& M) ?; N0 R3 s; M
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed2 | Z) }/ `0 G& M) I
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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2 t: O1 i" O& y. a, g Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
" `& d0 T* |! @6 s) }: o 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving" k$ K1 m# [4 X/ i: }& [
3 b7 t8 Q3 ^" Y/ @ (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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0 L" q" T7 A# p8 @ and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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; t5 X# J5 x, h# I" x That's all folks! , q4 k* ?9 P( {' k# t7 I$ [+ U
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