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, s* P+ R! |( J( WRedneck Yard Swing; W6 K, D3 ~" h+ p1 c
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire& ^2 [5 n0 A8 x% R
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.2 O# p, ^) E5 @
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
8 ?0 L1 _1 h8 x/ _. A$ R" D* d When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."9 C/ l# e0 x6 m: e. u1 t- P# O0 D+ P
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Redneck Cellar , E, T+ f" B( x5 T; i
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Redneck Garden# A. e, I+ t/ H4 f. ?. P, V% j# y
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2 V* x! q$ f$ p% I& ~ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
- n7 ~; P% J* d$ D It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo7 o4 _6 e7 {$ z. K
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3 R' T( K+ W6 o0 j0 _! @ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:2 X |7 |& @0 |7 P4 Q
1) The DNA is all the same
. S0 O9 t7 f& L 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox* I% s# m1 a: W" L; E! b
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8 v8 g2 y. Y0 y6 q4 X Who invented the toothbrush?
0 K; U, @7 R/ C4 H( v0 r% C A Redneck!! " s- B& H8 f; [5 S
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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# k) j* ]2 t; o2 I, W' K- B Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?4 l" b' F H5 j# d8 d6 `
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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1 r6 T6 t; Q3 [9 Y Redneck Wheelchair8 U! ]$ Q, p/ l1 |# N
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1 m) N) d* V% h# a" M$ { Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?' h8 M% \( s# G
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving' H/ m" p, ]; f9 _2 K
( O( Z' p7 {1 ^ (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck): Y$ Q6 C& {$ j) ^# r: [
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( w7 |) @: Q# X% x A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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( g0 i9 Y5 E3 f; R* \; q# M. x4 Q and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...5 S5 Z8 A2 u) p! L
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I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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