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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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% g+ D4 T: S8 A# | Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
8 A9 B# w7 ]0 |0 I3 r1 D- ^  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
) ]7 {" {! H( @- ], V1 j# }( ^8 } 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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: g0 S' \0 \8 d1 y5 X4 _. Z) n Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
  C  u3 p- e2 S* o+ d The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair

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1 {9 r& K  F; F' Q: [5 } Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
+ A. K7 K4 m  ?0 e1 Q$ {- G 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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4 n4 u$ A, ~2 t A Redneck Thanksgiving
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& Y8 e; h* Z1 Z. a, b  { (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25